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Title: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 02:02:12 AM
The irony is that it is killing him, and that it's the walking that will save him.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: FermiDirac on May 20, 2014, 02:10:53 AM
Mtn Dew, only in 'murica folks. ::)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on May 20, 2014, 03:00:23 AM
The irony is that it is killing him, and that it's the walking that will save him.

A head bigger than Ric Flair.
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Post by: Tapeworm on May 20, 2014, 03:09:01 AM
Poor bastard.  Obesity is a mental illness.  Dude needs help.
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 20, 2014, 03:13:44 AM
Wow. I usually like to put a positive spin on stuff. I'm out, people.   
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Post by: Wiggs on May 20, 2014, 03:16:49 AM
Poor bastard.  Obesity is a mental illness.  Dude needs help.

lolololol. For some reason this is really funny. Especially the poor bastard part.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 03:22:52 AM
Wow. I usually like to put a positive spin on stuff. I'm out, people.   
Well, here is positive spin...that white around his mouth was suggested in the comments to possibly be powdered donuts, chances are it's just dry mouth/lips (I think breathing through the mouth does that).
If he had been bodybuilder, then there are several suggestions about what that white around his mouth could be...especially if he won a contest he was not supposed to win.
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Post by: kreator on May 20, 2014, 03:24:13 AM
would hate to be that car's suspension
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Post by: Archer77 on May 20, 2014, 03:31:11 AM
Goodrum looking lean.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 03:34:26 AM
would hate to be that car's suspension
he seems like the type that would get very "happy" when his favorite song is on. We've all seen those people in cars.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 20, 2014, 03:36:28 AM
Mountain Dew shrinks the penis.
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Post by: ESFitness on May 20, 2014, 03:37:36 AM
parents of that kid should be tarred and feathered.
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Post by: Wiggs on May 20, 2014, 03:38:20 AM
he seems like the type that would get very "happy" when his favorite song is on. We've all seen those people in cars.

 ;D
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Archer77 on May 20, 2014, 03:39:50 AM
he seems like the type that would get very "happy" when his favorite song is on. We've all seen those people in cars.


I literally laughed out loud.  Very keen observation
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 20, 2014, 03:41:16 AM
Wiggs missed his peak and spilled over.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 03:46:08 AM

I literally laughed out loud.  Very keen observation
Have you ever seen those people at stop lights? Damn, the whole car is bouncing up and down.
And don't ever, ever have those people in the car with you!!!!!!!!
They turn up the radio, almost blowing out speakers, even opening up the sunroof...
And if you come to a stoplight, they are waving and singing at the people beside you.
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Post by: kreator on May 20, 2014, 03:51:21 AM
Have you ever seen those people at stop lights? Damn, the whole car is bouncing up and down.
And don't ever, ever have those people in the with you!!!!!!!!
They turn up the radio, almost blowing out speakers, even opening up the sunroof...
And if you come to a stoplight, they are waving and singing at the people beside you.

yes and i wish i had a gun when it happens
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Archer77 on May 20, 2014, 03:51:28 AM
Have you ever seen those people at stop lights? Damn, the whole car is bouncing up and down.
And don't ever, ever have those people in the with you!!!!!!!!
They turn up the radio, almost blowing out speakers, even opening up the sunroof...
And if you come to a stoplight, they are waving and singing at the people beside you.


I definitely have and thats why its so damn funny.  Its true, brother.
Title: Re: When Mountain Dew Saves Your Day...
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 04:14:36 AM
yes and i wish i had a gun when it happens
Dude, I have been down south, behind a dude and some women in a lifted 80's Ford pickup, with a loaded gun rack in the back window, and as soon as this country song came on, those girls went all General Lee! Man, thought dude was gonna lose control of his truck or those women were gonna call out of the window.
Who is gonna tell a dude with rifles in his back window to calm that mess down?
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Post by: kreator on May 20, 2014, 08:16:39 AM
Dude, I have been down south, behind a dude and some women in a lifted 80's Ford pickup, with a loaded gun rack in the back window, and as soon as this country song came on, those girls went all General Lee! Man, thought dude was gonna lose control of his truck or those women were gonna call out of the window.
Who is gonna tell a dude with rifles in his back window to calm that mess down?

nothing u just hope a rifle will accidentaly go off and hit the spot
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Post by: Nordic Beast on May 20, 2014, 12:48:03 PM
I want to beat him until I cant raise my arms anymore...then start using my legs