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Title: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 06:48:27 AM
The Way of The Gentleman


Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: the trainer on May 20, 2014, 07:18:25 AM
That is not how true adonis fights, he believes in slapping, clawing with finger nails and hair pulling.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Nails on May 20, 2014, 08:01:59 AM
LMFAO
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 20, 2014, 08:03:01 AM







Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Man of Steel on May 20, 2014, 08:07:36 AM
I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 08:24:07 AM
I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.
Mmmmm, sounds nice. I had toast with apple butter this morning...with chai tea, flavored with clover honey. It was exquisite.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Man of Steel on May 20, 2014, 11:23:15 AM
Mmmmm, sounds nice. I had toast with apple butter this morning...with chai tea, flavored with clover honey. It was exquisite.

It does actually!
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: freespirit on May 20, 2014, 12:31:38 PM
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Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Lustral on May 20, 2014, 12:36:00 PM
Read a book about duels before, pretty hardcore.

I thought the funniest part was that duels were used as an early form of legal settlement. The crim would duel the victim with swords/other weapons with the victor deemed the person who was in the right. It stopped when they realised the bigger, stronger guys tended to be "right" nearly all the time.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Natural Man on May 20, 2014, 01:11:59 PM
I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.
jesus doesnt approve this message.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 04:04:01 PM
Man, if TA doesn't come on here...this is legit. For the gentleman. For scholar. Whip ass and whip eggs later on.

This wasn't to troll. I never heard of this before.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Dopey on May 20, 2014, 05:27:56 PM
I laughed every time that guy said BAR TIT SU!
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Parker on May 20, 2014, 05:35:49 PM
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Dopey on May 20, 2014, 05:53:17 PM


Sherlock Homes, the greatest detective of all time, was a true Getbigger.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: Foozle on May 20, 2014, 06:00:56 PM
That is not how true adonis fights, he believes in slapping, clawing with finger nails and hair pulling.

How would you know?   When he accepted your challenge, you backpedaled like a little bitch.  

Here's the thread:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=517109.0

Gaybitchfagbogayner.
Title: Re: Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting
Post by: chaos on May 20, 2014, 08:22:17 PM
True Adonis isn't a fighter,  he's a cop caller.