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Title: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Mclovin on May 23, 2014, 12:53:21 PM
The keyboard on my Asus laptop is suddenly acting up. The left shift key now types a hyphen "-" and the right shift key types the letter "c". I have tried reinstalling the keyboard and have checked to confirm its set to the English - USA layout but nothing has worked. Do any of you computer nerds on here know what the problem could be? Do you think the keyboard is just shot? The computer is about 2 or 3 years old.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:12:48 AM
Time to get a new one...
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Novena on May 24, 2014, 08:15:34 AM
Each key on a computer keyboard has two contacts for each key.  They are connected to logic circuits that create the Asci code for each symbol.  When you stroke a key the two contacts communicate to the Asci logic and the character is communicated to the microprocessor.

Either the bus for one of the row of keys has gone bad, or the logic array has gone bad.  A new keyboard will solve your problem.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:17:07 AM
Each key on a computer keyboard has two contacts for each key.  They are connected to logic circuits that create the Asci code for each symbol.  When you stroke a key the two contacts communicate to the Asci logic and the character is communicated to the microprocessor.

Either the bus for one of the row of keys has gone bad, or the logic array has gone bad.  A new keyboard will solve your problem.


You said "stoke"....
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 24, 2014, 08:22:30 AM
Whatever happened to Asbrus?
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 24, 2014, 09:57:15 AM
Now posting as Ass Hematoma.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: wolfrittner on May 24, 2014, 09:59:25 AM
If you spewed cum over it its history. ::)
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 24, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
The keyboard on my Asus laptop is suddenly acting up. The left shift key now types a hyphen "-" and the right shift key types the letter "c". I have tried reinstalling the keyboard and have checked to confirm its set to the English - USA layout but nothing has worked. Do any of you computer nerds on here know what the problem could be? Do you think the keyboard is just shot? The computer is about 2 or 3 years old.

Stop using it at once.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: wolfrittner on May 24, 2014, 10:08:54 AM
Its a laptop. Can you change the keyboard or to expensive?
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: TheShape. on May 24, 2014, 10:19:17 AM
It should work if you clean it good, I spilled tuna and vinegar on mine and luckily it still works, the question mark is fucked though.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: bradistani on May 24, 2014, 10:24:22 AM
It should work if you clean it good, I spilled tuna and vinegar on mine and luckily it still works, the question mark is fucked though.

same here, only it was 'mayo'. fucked up the X, H, A, M, S, T, E and R keys right up it did  >:(
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 24, 2014, 10:27:28 AM
What a bunch of slobs.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: chaos on May 24, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
The keyboard on my Asus laptop is suddenly acting up. The left shift key now types a hyphen "-" and the right shift key types the letter "c". I have tried reinstalling the keyboard and have checked to confirm its set to the English - USA layout but nothing has worked. Do any of you computer nerds on here know what the problem could be? Do you think the keyboard is just shot? The computer is about 2 or 3 years old.
Its a laptop. Can you change the keyboard or to expensive?
Who's asking the question here ???
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Papper on May 24, 2014, 01:55:00 PM
Who's asking the question here ???

Welcome to gimmick city ;)
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: dyslexic on May 24, 2014, 07:14:16 PM
Just go out to Best buy and get a keyboard and plug it into your USB port and set it on top of your laptop. Done deal.

If you need a multiple USB plugin, get one of those also.

Pretty EZ fix.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: el numero uno on May 24, 2014, 07:35:32 PM
Word on the street is that booty had a keyboard that would only type the word "cocks", not matter what keys she pressed.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 24, 2014, 08:06:53 PM
Whatever happened to Asbrus?

Haha this was my first thought as well
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 24, 2014, 08:27:41 PM
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Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Novena on May 25, 2014, 02:18:25 AM
Its a laptop. Can you change the keyboard or to expensive?

Depends on the brand. If it has a socket, not a problem.  Even if soldered in not too bad of a problem, but you have to be conversant with a soldering iron.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 25, 2014, 02:35:31 AM
In the US they say 'soddering' while elsewhere they pronounce the L.  Sole-during.  Guess this has to do with the once popular use of 'sodding' as a curse, which never caught on in the US.  It's short for sodomizing.  I just don't want your efforts to fix your keyboard to turn into the basement scene from Pulp Fiction.

The more you know.
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
In the US they say 'soddering' while elsewhere they pronounce the L.  Sole-during.  Guess this has to do with the once popular use of 'sodding' as a curse, which never caught on in the US.  It's short for sodomizing.  I just don't want your efforts to fix your keyboard to turn into the basement scene from Pulp Fiction.

The more you know.
:D
Title: Re: Keyboard is messed up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 25, 2014, 08:41:58 AM
I only hope my post reaches him in time, Wes!