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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on May 26, 2014, 09:15:47 AM
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Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him
This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally
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Good thing Pillowtalk doesn't post here anymore or he'd be beating off furiously.
If you know your kid isn't a liar (takes responsibility when he breaks a plate etc in your house rather than saying "I don't know it just broke") I'd trust him and make it clear to the mother that your son did nothing. Kid will want to see you vouched for him when he was honest, so let him know you put his side of the story across.
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Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him
This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally
Awesome you must be proud of your son he showed that kid what will happen to his asshole if he fucks around, he deserves honorary getbig status for this act.
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Awesome you must be proud of your son he showed that kid what will happen to his asshole if he fucks around, he deserves honorary getbig status for this act.
;D
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Which Ranger?
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Which Ranger?
Good point, unless it was one of the two female power rangers (pink and yellow), you can heap some HOMO on there too.
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Which Ranger?
The pink one, so its not gay
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Pink Power Ranger was every boy's fantasy:
(http://www.morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/10e9e07c-76d0-44d3-ae7a-368794ec9ec4.jpg)
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That's fucking weird, I just had a Skype session where I paid Shizzo to fuck his ass with a Power Ranger.
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This sounds like the same story of how Goodrum and Queen Vissy met.
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Exactly which Power Ranger?
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The brown one.
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That's fucking weird, I just had a Skype session where I paid Shizzo to fuck his ass with a Power Ranger.
You too?
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Fucking hilarious comments! ;D
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The brown one.
;D excellent
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Did said ranger go head first?
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Rangers lead the way.
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head or feet first?
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Army of one's life is very colorful
:P
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How else do they climb into their Megazord?
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It's only gay if your son wants it to be
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
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When I was five, the smallest toy around was a Tonka truck.......I still get twangs of pain whenever I pass a construction site....... :(
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Typical Getbigger
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Get the boy post here. Goodrum and tbomz can be the judges
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Why would you post this?
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Why would you post this?
he didn't just another copy paste from bb.com
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Think I got the tone of where this thread would go wrong with my first post.
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Did said ranger go head first?
Was the power ranger circumcised?
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On a side note if you have young kids don't let them watch power rangers. Little fuckers will go around kicking you shouting catch phrases from the show.
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Power Ranger of Peace
(http://www.contest-corner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pink-power-ranger-e1288074624784.jpg)
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Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him
This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally
I'd still consult a lawyer and sue that bitch for damages.
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Easiest way to tell if its true is pick up the offending ranger and smell it
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Goodrum prefers Megazord.
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Power Ranger of Peace
(http://www.contest-corner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pink-power-ranger-e1288074624784.jpg)
Oh shit I didn't realize they are that big. :o
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I'd still consult a lawyer and sue that bitch for damages.
::) ::) ::)
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Army of one's life is very colorful
:P
last week wife problems now kids?
Very surreal! I would get the authority involved if true. Someone might abuse the other boy and tells him to say this or else...
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It's cool that your kid calls his lil schmeckle a "power ranger"
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Shoving a Power Ranger up someone's ass is a typical Saturday night for any getbigger
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Which Ranger?
Single-handedly the best reply in this thread. Tapeworm has an uncanny way of consistently dropping a short, 2-3 words reply, that delivers the kill shot.
Bravo Sir!
"1"
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Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him
This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally
You must be very proud.
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Someone has been watching Delirious again...
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Sounds fake, 5 year old with a rangers toy? And how does the kid cringe when you touch his hip but was seemingly fine when it was being out up there?
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It's only gay if your son wants it to be
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
These pics make me LOL every time. I wonder if Chick ever realized that he was being "schmoe'd" by Mr. MCT oil.
Also, where did John Parrillo come from?... did he simply show up one day and declare himself a BBing Guru? Where is he now?
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Sounds fake, 5 year old with a rangers toy? And how does the kid cringe when you touch his hip but was seemingly fine when it was being out up there?
That's where Army of One was holding the kid down.
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These pics make me LOL every time. I wonder if Chick ever realized that he was being "schmoe'd" by Mr. MCT oil.
Also, where did John Parillo come from?... did he simply so up one day and declare himself a BBing Guru? Where is he now?
He is died bro
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90s campness of peace