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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: the trainer on May 28, 2014, 09:31:54 AM
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What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps ???
http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
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They don't sell it. They merely facilitate the sale of said item
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Lol, read the comments:
So here I was, sitting alone in an alley, feeling like a chump. I couldn't get the arm definition that I had hoped for, and my wife was telling me I don't look enough like a gorilla so she was going to leave me. All the steroids and weeks of lifting didn't do anything to make me look like a bag of grapes. Then I went on Amazon and found Synthol. This product is wonderful. I simply inject the oil into where I think muscles might go, and voila! I now have flaccid water balloons drooping on my arms and chest. I also injected some into my calves for good measure.
I came into the gym 2 days later (thanks Amazon Prime!) and everyone dropped their weights and stared in awe. For the price of one month's gym membership, I got a bottle of Synthol and showed these chumps who's boss. Who needs to exercise and work out, when you can squirt oil subcutaneously and look exactly like a body builder? I then went home and made sweet gorilla-love to my wife.
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Lol, read the comments:
;D ;D ;D
Funny that grape ape posted a quote containing grapes and gorillas too ;D
Also, you inject IM not SC, I'm anal about these things. No homo.
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lol...
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Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil. ;D
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Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil. ;D
If you scroll down you see one comment in Portuguese :D
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It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.
Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.
I lost all respect for them just now.
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Rich Piana 5%?
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It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.
Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.
I lost all respect for them just now.
No. You decide for yourself. Someone doesn't decide for you. This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.
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No. You decide for yourself. Someone doesn't decide for you. This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.
Not if they target mentally ill persons. That is not correct.
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Then they're in a padded room somewhere. If not, they're just this side of sane or clever enough to elude capture. Either way, my kinda people.
You don't curtail a man's rights as a consumer. That's against the constitution or something bro.
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POSING OIL lolol
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Look at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed":
(http://i.imgur.com/ZZN6HTx.jpg)
"The accommodator" wtf...
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What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps ???
http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Amazon is like Ebay....independent sellers do it.
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Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO
"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"
---Phil Heath
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Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO
"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"
---Phil Heath
;D
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(http://i.imgur.com/edVVrsb.gif)
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(http://i.imgur.com/edVVrsb.gif)
Remember that from bb.com, pro section. The spinning Branch was the finishing touch.
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http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat (http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sGATfX3NL.jpg)
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http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat (http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sGATfX3NL.jpg)
Who could forget the ghost in jar?
(http://www.ghostinjar.com/gij8606.jpg)
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Yeah? How about this?
http://www.amazon.com/Hegar-Uterine-Dilator-With-Carrying/dp/B00CHH3IDK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401409293&sr=8-1&keywords=urethral+sounds
:o
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This one beats them all.
http://www.walesinabottle.com/
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http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26 (http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26)
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Hahaha ;D that's pure gold
Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO
"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"
---Phil Heath
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Look at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed":
(http://i.imgur.com/ZZN6HTx.jpg)
"The accommodator" wtf...
Lol
Was just gonna post the recommendation
http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotic-Novelties-Accommodator-Penetrator/dp/B00EYC9KK6/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_15?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WFP0P7JGTHYRHMX4G9X
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when looking for for new staff uniforms for the gym.. searched "under armour tee" on Ebay and came up with a bunch of listings for used/pre-owned socks and boxer briefs.
???
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Did you buy any? :D
when looking for for new staff uniforms for the gym.. searched "under armour tee" on Ebay and came up with a bunch of listings for used/pre-owned socks and boxer briefs.
???