Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: the trainer on May 28, 2014, 09:31:54 AM

Title: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: the trainer on May 28, 2014, 09:31:54 AM
What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps  ???

http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 28, 2014, 09:36:50 AM
They don't sell it. They merely facilitate the sale of said item
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Grape Ape on May 28, 2014, 09:38:41 AM
Lol, read the comments:

Quote
So here I was, sitting alone in an alley, feeling like a chump. I couldn't get the arm definition that I had hoped for, and my wife was telling me I don't look enough like a gorilla so she was going to leave me. All the steroids and weeks of lifting didn't do anything to make me look like a bag of grapes. Then I went on Amazon and found Synthol. This product is wonderful. I simply inject the oil into where I think muscles might go, and voila! I now have flaccid water balloons drooping on my arms and chest. I also injected some into my calves for good measure.

I came into the gym 2 days later (thanks Amazon Prime!) and everyone dropped their weights and stared in awe. For the price of one month's gym membership, I got a bottle of Synthol and showed these chumps who's boss. Who needs to exercise and work out, when you can squirt oil subcutaneously and look exactly like a body builder? I then went home and made sweet gorilla-love to my wife.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Lustral on May 28, 2014, 09:41:26 AM
Lol, read the comments:


 ;D ;D ;D

Funny that grape ape posted a quote containing grapes and gorillas too  ;D

Also, you inject IM not SC, I'm anal about these things. No homo.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: pedro01 on May 28, 2014, 09:44:29 AM
lol...

Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: SuperTed on May 28, 2014, 09:48:40 AM
Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil. ;D
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Lustral on May 28, 2014, 09:49:22 AM
Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil. ;D

If you scroll down you see one comment in Portuguese  :D
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Rami on May 28, 2014, 09:55:11 AM
It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.

Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.





I lost all respect for them just now.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 28, 2014, 09:55:50 AM
Rich Piana 5%?
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2014, 10:02:59 AM
It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.

Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.





I lost all respect for them just now.


No.  You decide for yourself.  Someone doesn't decide for you.  This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Rami on May 28, 2014, 10:05:43 AM

No.  You decide for yourself.  Someone doesn't decide for you.  This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.

Not if they target mentally ill persons. That is not correct.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
Then they're in a padded room somewhere.  If not, they're just this side of sane or clever enough to elude capture.  Either way, my kinda people.

You don't curtail a man's rights as a consumer.  That's against the constitution or something bro.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: delta9mda on May 28, 2014, 10:25:37 AM
POSING OIL lolol
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Skeletor on May 28, 2014, 10:38:42 AM
Look at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed":

(http://i.imgur.com/ZZN6HTx.jpg)

"The accommodator" wtf...

Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 28, 2014, 11:05:11 AM
What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps  ???

http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top


Amazon is like Ebay....independent sellers do it. 
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 29, 2014, 01:56:43 PM
Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

                                  ---Phil Heath


             
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: bloated on May 29, 2014, 03:30:07 PM
Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

                                  ---Phil Heath


             
;D
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 04:48:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/edVVrsb.gif)
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Lustral on May 29, 2014, 05:03:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/edVVrsb.gif)

Remember that from bb.com, pro section. The spinning Branch was the finishing touch.
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Nails on May 29, 2014, 05:04:43 PM
 http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat (http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat)


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sGATfX3NL.jpg)
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Lustral on May 29, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat (http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat)


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sGATfX3NL.jpg)

Who could forget the ghost in jar?

(http://www.ghostinjar.com/gij8606.jpg)
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: GHGut on May 29, 2014, 05:22:17 PM
Yeah? How about this?

http://www.amazon.com/Hegar-Uterine-Dilator-With-Carrying/dp/B00CHH3IDK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401409293&sr=8-1&keywords=urethral+sounds

 :o
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 05:27:18 PM
This one beats them all.

http://www.walesinabottle.com/
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: Nails on May 29, 2014, 05:43:10 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26 (http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26)
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: hench on May 29, 2014, 06:37:24 PM
Hahaha  ;D that's pure gold
Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

                                  ---Phil Heath


             
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: POB on May 29, 2014, 09:51:54 PM
Look at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed":

(http://i.imgur.com/ZZN6HTx.jpg)

"The accommodator" wtf...


Lol

Was just gonna post the recommendation

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotic-Novelties-Accommodator-Penetrator/dp/B00EYC9KK6/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_15?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WFP0P7JGTHYRHMX4G9X
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: ESFitness on May 29, 2014, 11:28:45 PM
when looking for for new staff uniforms for the gym.. searched "under armour tee" on Ebay and came up with a bunch of listings for used/pre-owned socks and boxer briefs.

 ???
Title: Re: I cant believe Amazon sells this
Post by: hench on May 30, 2014, 03:50:24 AM
Did you buy any?  :D
when looking for for new staff uniforms for the gym.. searched "under armour tee" on Ebay and came up with a bunch of listings for used/pre-owned socks and boxer briefs.

 ???