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Title: Breast Milk
Post by: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 05:49:39 AM
Women breast milk is the most anabolic protein for a bodybuilder filled with growth factors, and there are a lot of  single baby mothers out there, you hook up with a few of them and after a hard training session you go over suck on her breast get your milk protein for free then you bang her for your test levels, not sure why more bodybuilders dont take advantage of this free supplementation.
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 29, 2014, 05:51:13 AM
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Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: R.A.M. on May 29, 2014, 06:22:49 AM
SHIT!! I just threw away about a 3 months supply/cycle of breast milk the other day. I'll never reach greatness now!!
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 06:33:21 AM
SHIT!! I just threw away about a 3 months supply/cycle of breast milk the other day. I'll never reach greatness now!!

That was stupid why did you do that guess you are not serious about getting big.
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: R.A.M. on May 29, 2014, 07:30:31 AM
I know... the anabolic properties that milk contained would have yielded Celltech like gains.
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: falco on May 29, 2014, 09:32:50 AM
If i only knew that sooner... I could be the next Olympian ::) when my wife was feeding my daughter. I have thrown away gallons of milk.
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: Lustral on May 29, 2014, 09:35:21 AM
You can get breast milk ice creams in London. Get Uncle Joon to hook you up.

This must be the longest UJ hasn't posted, wonder if the hookers drugged him and stole his kidneys and he's lying in a bath tub?
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: pedro01 on May 29, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
My wife put breast milk in my tea once and sat there giggling as I drank it.

She kept laughing and saying "is your tea ok?".

I had no idea what was going on but I got quite pissed off.

To be honest, she's quite lucky she'd just had my child because that's the sort of behavior that would normally start an argument.

Real funny fucker she is sometimes.
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: Lustral on May 29, 2014, 09:41:07 AM
My wife put breast milk in my tea once and sat there giggling as I drank it.

She kept laughing and saying "is your tea ok?".

I had no idea what was going on but I got quite pissed off.

To be honest, she's quite lucky she'd just had my child because that's the sort of behavior that would normally start an argument.

Real funny fucker she is sometimes.

I can feel the resentment building as that anecdote continued...
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: ChopperRider on May 29, 2014, 09:46:43 AM
My wife put breast milk in my tea once and sat there giggling as I drank it.

She kept laughing and saying "is your tea ok?".

I had no idea what was going on but I got quite pissed off.

To be honest, she's quite lucky she'd just had my child because that's the sort of behavior that would normally start an argument.

Real funny fucker she is sometimes.

Bitch did the same thing to me.

The next day I asked her if her Nutella was okay.....
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: pedro01 on May 29, 2014, 09:52:53 AM
Bitch did the same thing to me.

The next day I asked her if her Nutella was okay.....

Revenge at last.

Thanks for the idea.  ;D
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 10:11:18 AM
My wife put breast milk in my tea once and sat there giggling as I drank it.

She kept laughing and saying "is your tea ok?".

I had no idea what was going on but I got quite pissed off.

To be honest, she's quite lucky she'd just had my child because that's the sort of behavior that would normally start an argument.

Real funny fucker she is sometimes.

Your wife is trying to get your muscles to grow and help you recover faster you should be thanking her.

(http://munfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hardcore-bodybuilder-drinking-milk.jpg)
Title: Re: Breast Milk
Post by: Beefjake on May 29, 2014, 11:59:55 AM
Breast milk is 70% lactose. Rest is mostly fat. Quite a little amount of protein.

Hope you're not intolerant...