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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bigmc on May 29, 2014, 01:57:25 PM
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Its time folks for the people of get big to help our fallen soldier uncle junior
he tried to fly to high
but has reached out to me to help him with the following issues
1) Barebacking russian crack whores with a flaccid three inch cock
2) easting 10000 calories a day consisting of kfc and wotsits
3) trying to buy every female member on the board
4) paying shizzo a weekly salary to make the worse you tube videos in history
5) posting videos of himself dancing in his underwear at 40 percent body fat
the final straw came to night when he admitted to me that he is never going to leave his mothers attic again
my fellow get biggers we do not want another tbombz
we can fix this shit 8)
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he is contributing to the economy though.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10861170/Drugs-and-prostitution-add-10bn-a-year-to-UK-economy.html
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Its time folks for the people of get big to help our fallen soldier uncle junior
he tried to fly to high
but has reached out to me to help him with the following issues
1) Barebacking russian crack whores with a flaccid three inch cock
2) easting 10000 calories a day consisting of kfc and wotsits
3) trying to buy every female member on the board
4) paying shizzo a weekly salary to make the worse you tube videos in history
5) posting videos of himself dancing in his underwear at 40 percent body fat
the final straw came to night when he admitted to me that he is never going to leave his mothers attic again
my fellow get biggers we do not want another tbombz
we can fix this shit 8)
You just mad cos I got 17 inch guns now to add to the mad mma skills and I am getting the girls.
Can't believe you lot can't see how much huger I got now and think I got fat...lmao
Mwah
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Hey uncle junior did you get down with that black hoe awesome you should a video and shout out to halo. :D
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Hey uncle junior did you get down with that black hoe awesome you should a video and shout out to halo. :D
Yeah I have the video.
She's cute no?
She fucks me free for blow.
She lives around my way.
On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.
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You just mad cos I got 17 inch guns now to add to the mad mma skills and I am getting the girls.
Can't believe you lot can't see how much huger I got now and think I got fat...lmao
Mwah
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cool videoclips :o 8), dont mind the haters, they just jealous of ur Lifestyle...
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Junior is very entertaining, however, he already has painted himself into a corner.
Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos? His constant desire for attention will force him to continue to up the ante.
I can sense a nuclear flameout coming. Just speaking my honest opinion.
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Yeah I have the video.
She's cute no?
She fucks me free for blow.
She lives around my way.
On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.
That would be a nice threesome.
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That would be a nice threesome.
already happened. ;D
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Junior is very entertaining, however, he already has painted himself into a corner.
Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos? His constant desire for attention will force him to continue to up the ante.
I can sense a nuclear flameout coming. Just speaking my honest opinion.
Timing is everything.
Lay low, explode, lay low explode.
You are totally right you can't keep up same pace everyday, it becomes a full time job.
Weird thing is I can totally emphasize with you now about some of the things you went through.
No one will get it until they have gone through it.
Fame does come at a cost, the trick is to keep reinventing yourself like Madonna and Lady Gaga.
The fans will always expect more and more not matter how much you give them.
Its the nature of the beast.
You are not helping me much these days with your recent quietness.
I mean if you took the spotlight for a bit it would give me some welcome respite and a break.
We need to alternate these things between us for both our sakes.....just a thought.
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this dude cant be for real.
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Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos?
On a serious note my friend, this very next thought grosses the hell out of me........BUT .....
How about I write "booty's chest" in red lipstick on one of my hoe's tits, take a dump on it, film and post it? ;D
I am pretty sure that would be illegal though, not sure about defecation laws in my country, I need to check on that.
I will ask my lawyer tomorrow and don't think I am kidding.
Imagine how the conversation would go:
"Jonathan is it illegal to take a shit on a girls chest, film it an post it on an internet forum in the UK.....would you get back to me on that ASAP..." lmao
Mwah
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I love his recreational bodybuilding lifestyle. Live by the thong. Die by the thong.
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already happened. ;D
I enjoy reading your stories with pics, wish more people would post like that :D
Keep up the good work son
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Yeah I have the video.
She's cute no?
She fucks me free for blow.
She lives around my way.
On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.
Hate to bust your bubble - you are still paying for it
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On a serious note my friend, this very next thought grosses the hell out of me........BUT .....
How about I write "booty's chest" in red lipstick on one of my hoe's tits, take a dump on it, film and post it? ;D
I am pretty sure that would be illegal though, not sure about defecation laws in my country, I need to check on that.
I will ask my lawyer tomorrow and don't think I am kidding.
Imagine how the conversation would go:
"Jonathan is it illegal to take a shit on a girls chest, film it an post it on an internet forum in the UK.....would you get back to me on that ASAP..." lmao
Mwah
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With the Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get it On" track playing in the background.
Wouldn't be weird at all. ;D
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Timing is everything.
Lay low, explode, lay low explode.
You are totally right you can't keep up same pace everyday, it becomes a full time job.
Weird thing is I can totally emphasize with you now about some of the things you went through.
No one will get it until they have gone through it.
Fame does come at a cost, the trick is to keep reinventing yourself like Madonna and Lady Gaga.
The fans will always expect more and more not matter how much you give them.
Its the nature of the beast.
You are not helping me much these days with your recent quietness.
I mean if you took the spotlight for a bit it would give me some welcome respite and a break.
We need to alternate these things between us for both our sakes.....just a thought.
Damn Joon,you need to get outside once in a while and off getbig.
You`re fucked up dude! ;D
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Damn Joon,you need to get outside once in a while and off getbig.
You`re fucked up dude! ;D
Well its not like I am just sitting on my arse all day just posting on getbig is it. ::) ???
I am playing poker, betting on the horses, watching porn, looking up brothels, reading steroid info and take regular trips to the kitchen, KFC and the whorehouse for cardio.
I'm a man of many talents and good at multi tasking.
Mwah
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A nice melody for Joon 8)
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I like junior, he goes about his business, does not harass or attack members.
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I like junior, he goes about his business, does not harass or attack members.
has he sent you some money
if not I would pm him
he is always looking for investments
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A nice melody for Joon 8)
Dude that lead singer has uncanny resemblance to Bigmc.
Spooky.
Lol
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has he sent you some money
if not I would pm him
he is always looking for investments
Huh?
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Huh?
if you need some more money for arce
or for drugs or hookers
he will send it to you
you might have to jack off on cam for him
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Well its not like I am just sitting on my arse all day just posting on getbig is it. ::) ???
I am playing poker, betting on the horses, watching porn, looking up brothels, reading steroid info and take regular trips to the kitchen, KFC and the whorehouse for cardio.
I'm a man of many talents and good at multi tasking.
Mwah
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Oh,OK then,carry on! :D
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I am playing poker, betting on the horses, watching porn, looking up brothels, reading steroid info and take regular trips to the kitchen, KFC and the whorehouse for cardio.
Living the dream.
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I could care less about the junior guy, big mc I am trying to set up some meetings with clients there so we can go rip it up. Can't believe I missed out on the festivities with you nut jobs :)
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if you need some more money for arce
or for drugs or hookers
he will send it to you
you might have to jack off on cam for him
Oh yeah my bad.
I have a confession regarding that, but I will let arce post his opinion first.
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I could care less about the junior guy, big mc I am trying to set up some meetings with clients there so we can go rip it up. Can't believe I missed out on the festivities with you nut jobs :)
let me know when you are over
I will sort something out 8)
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Living the dream.
You think this shit is a joke? ::)
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8)
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You think this shit is a joke? ::)
what sites do you play on Joon?
Never was much of a gambler myself-----Id know Id never leave the house or stop once I got started haha
you ever play at any of the casinos in CT in the states?
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what sites do you play on Joon?
Never was much of a gambler myself-----Id know Id never leave the house or stop once I got started haha
you ever play at any of the casinos in CT in the states?
He doesn't play poker, he doesn't get laid with milfs, he doesn't fuck black chicks for coke.
Is there some reason it hasn't sunk in that he's a social retard living off his mommies titty?
I mean come on - studdly Joon hitting on married women at the gym.... "so big boy - you gonna take me back to your place?", "No I can't - my mom's in... if you go round the back I can sneak you in through the kitchen" riiiiiiiiiiighhht....
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(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-8C36_538876C9.jpg)
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This has tbombz 2.0 written all over it
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Don't tell me I don't get out the house. >:(
Had a bit of business to take care of up in Barnet, toying with idea of buying this flat currently belongs to famous premiership Tottenham player and rent it out.
Got McDonald's on way back as usual. :P :P :P
The Memphis burger wasn't me favorite, Chicago one was loads better. :-\
Sang a song for Halo on way back. :D :'(
Mwah
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Don't tell me I don't get out the house. >:(
Had a bit of business to take care of up in Barnet, toying with idea of buying this flat currently belongs to famous premiership Tottenham player and rent it out.
Got McDonald's on way back as usual. :P :P :P
The Memphis burger wasn't me favorite, Chicago one was loads better. :-\
Sang a song for Halo on way back. :D :'(
Mwah
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Everyday you're inching closer to getbig immortality. 100 years from now people will still be telling tales of Uncle Joon
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New property - awesome - mom must have upped his pocket money.
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New property - awesome - mom must have upped his pocket money.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pity
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He doesn't play poker, he doesn't get laid with milfs, he doesn't fuck black chicks for coke.
Is there some reason it hasn't sunk in that he's a social retard living off his mommies titty?
I mean come on - studdly Joon hitting on married women at the gym.... "so big boy - you gonna take me back to your place?", "No I can't - my mom's in... if you go round the back I can sneak you in through the kitchen" riiiiiiiiiiighhht....
+1
And holds a cigarette like a phaggot.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pity
Yes pity comes to mind when I see this.
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Yes pity comes to mind when I see this.
I can imagine.
Imagine having a pretty wife and a bunch of friends to hang out with in a pub.
None of who are paid to be there.
Mind you - has to be said - none of us are pretty. Well - except the mini-woman.
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Everyday you're inching closer to getbig immortality. 100 seconds from now people will still be telling tales of Uncle Joon
generation nothingness
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Yes pity comes to mind when I see this.
When you see what Joon?
This pic you posted then removed?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/tb9pdvs/DSC01129.jpg)
Not work out for you that one?
Hey - how about we all come round and party one night?
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When you see what Joon?
This pic you posted then removed?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/tb9pdvs/DSC01129.jpg)
Not work out for you that one?
Hey - how about we all come round and party one night?
Anytime I would enjoy that tremendously, lets take this discussion of the board and make arrangement via telephone.
I'll give you my number you can call me.
Lets see how hard you party then.
Deal?
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Anytime I would enjoy that tremendously, lets take this discussion of the board and make arrangement via telephone.
I'll give you my number you can call me.
Lets see how hard you party then.
Deal?
You want to talk on the telephone to see how hard I party?
I'm 44 and married with 2 kids. The only parties I go to are birthday parties.
You are the rich guy - can't you charter a flight to Bangkok - I am literally 2 train stations away from the airport.
Tell you what - give me a flight number and I'll pick you up at the airport.
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You want to talk on the telephone to see how hard I party?
I'm 44 and married with 2 kids. The only parties I go to are birthday parties.
You are the rich guy - can't you charter a flight to Bangkok - I am literally 2 train stations away from the airport.
Tell you what - give me a flight number and I'll pick you up at the airport.
Oh I know.
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You think this shit is a joke? ::)
16:25+ look at that little homo.
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Oh I know.
there is a lot of homo frustration in that song joon
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there is a lot of homo frustration in that song joon
So much unwares.
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So much unwares.
i think you spent the last 5 years jerking off to morissey in the early hours. its up to you to disprove it.
its 10pm friday night. i am at home with wife and 2 kids, you are posting on a bb forum lol.
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i think you spent the last 5 years jerking off to morissey in the early hours. its up to you to disprove it.
its 10pm friday night. i am at home with wife and 2 kids, you are posting on a bb forum lol.
That's good I am glad you are happy, you look like your having a good time with your son in your pics, kudos to you for being a good dad.
Mine was always a cuuuunt.
I am actually doing what I normally do on the internet, gamble along with posting on here.
Hope this help.
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there is a lot of homo frustration in that song joon
no one cares about your opinion with your 153 posts
The Smiths > everything