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So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"
do you lie your ass off or are you honest? Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either
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i been with 680,558 woman , all 10's
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That's an easy one: I don't know
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That's an easy one: I don't know
Then questions become roughly, more or less than a 100?
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my overall number isn't astronomical, but it's still a big enough ballpark that I felt I had to lie about it to my wife.
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So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"
do you lie your ass off or are you honest? Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either
If they even bring it up, run. It shows a controlling insecurity.
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I only mentioned the girls who I was in a relationship with ...
bingo
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So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"
do you lie your ass off or are you honest? Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either
Don't get into relationships, don't have to deal with such bollox, there's your answer.
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The big question is what if you met a girl and she was perfect in every way for you but she told you that she has slept with over 300 men would that be a deal breaker.
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With my wife it's easy. I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.
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With my wife it's easy. I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.
:D
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With my wife it's easy. I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.
There's plenty of (ugly) fish as well :D
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Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
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Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
A good way to get them back without shooting or stabbing them would be to email them the shirtless Shizzo pic. They'll puke up their caviar and champagne.
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A good way to get them back without shooting or stabbing them would be to email them the shirtless Shizzo pic. They'll puke up their caviar and champagne.
Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.
How much you weigh now fatboy?
Mwah
x0x0x
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Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.
How much you weigh now fatboy?
Mwah
x0x0x
I've been hanging at the mid 250's for a few weeks. I haven't been tracking the calories much due to being away from home and eating out a lot. This summer will be difficult as I will be away from home much of the time, but I am not doing gluttony, just not actively losing weight.
I have a couple weeks at home before a lot of time gone again and I'm on the 3rd day of strict calorie counting. I'm hoping to break into the 240's before I'm away from home again.
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Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.
How much you weigh now fatboy?
Mwah
x0x0x
Dude, please with the yellow.
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The big question is what if you met a girl and she was perfect in every way for you but she told you that she has slept with over 300 men would that be a deal breaker.
Bertha's on the couch telling me her number is 60+. Still hitting it, and she's still too tight. ;D
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one and a half
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I've been hanging at the mid 250's for a few weeks. I haven't been tracking the calories much due to being away from home and eating out a lot. This summer will be difficult as I will be away from home much of the time, but I am not doing gluttony, just not actively losing weight.
I have a couple weeks at home before a lot of time gone again and I'm on the 3rd day of strict calorie counting. I'm hoping to break into the 240's before I'm away from home again.
Good stuff dude you still doing adonis principles?
How many calories a day you eating now and how much carbs?
Update your progress thread for fuck's sake.
I have an interest in your progress.
Not to shit on your head but you should have lost more by now.
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Dude, please with the yellow.
Don't be so fucking gay. :-*
Mwah
x0x0
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131 but I will always lie to a girl that asks.
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Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
You could get back at them by becoming a tranny and when you see men trying to pick them up you go over and offer yourself instead
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prolly 10, i aint no wilt chamberlain thats for sure
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i really meant 100, i forgot to put in the other zero :D
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Good stuff dude you still doing adonis principles?
How many calories a day you eating now and how much carbs?
Update your progress thread for fuck's sake.
I have an interest in your progress.
Not to shit on your head but you should have lost more by now.
When I'm home counting calories I keep them around 2000 per day. I don't really focus on the specific macros, they seem to fall about where they are suggested by the site.
I am still following the Adonis Principles but like I said I've been away eating out a lot and not tracking the calories. My calories have been much higher for sure, but not enough to pack on pounds.
This week and next week I'll be home and I am being strict on the diet. When I have some weight loss to show I'll update the thread. A lot of this summer I'll be gone though, so it will be spotty until about the first half of August when I'll be home a lot.
I appreciate your interest in my weight loss, that helps give me motivation. Perhaps I'll try to track the calories better while away from home, I won't be able to weigh in though as I'll have no scale.
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The big question is what if you met a girl and she was perfect in every way for you but she told you that she has slept with over 300 men would that be a deal breaker.
good question.
Id still smash, but i wouldnt go down on her :-X
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Usually I follow up with "Do hookers count"?
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When I'm home counting calories I keep them around 2000 per day. I don't really focus on the specific macros, they seem to fall about where they are suggested by the site.
I am still following the Adonis Principles but like I said I've been away eating out a lot and not tracking the calories. My calories have been much higher for sure, but not enough to pack on pounds.
This week and next week I'll be home and I am being strict on the diet. When I have some weight loss to show I'll update the thread. A lot of this summer I'll be gone though, so it will be spotty until about the first half of August when I'll be home a lot.
I appreciate your interest in my weight loss, that helps give me motivation. Perhaps I'll try to track the calories better while away from home, I won't be able to weigh in though as I'll have no scale.
I did it myself, but the hard way. 253lb down to 165lb in 8 months or so was my lowest point, eventually sat down at around 178lb where I was most comfortable.
Just think about how awesome you gonna look and feel after you lose the weight, your sex life will go through the roof.
Then the real fun starts with steroids.
You has so much to look forward to.
Its a cool journey you are on, enjoy it and have single minded determination.
Take lots of pics
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My number aint huge but I still lied to her. If I'm perfectly honest about the number it ranges somewhere from 20-30. However, 90% of my time since I started dicking I was stuck in relationships and never cheated. That put a severe dent in the old numbers
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good question.
Id still smash, but i wouldnt go down on her :-X
C'mon Mike, how many posted hoes received your "raw, no condom, no pulling out" compliment? :D
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C'mon Mike, how many posted hoes received your "raw, no condom, no pulling out" compliment? :D
good point....id eat the muff
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A lot how do you keep track.
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A lot how do you keep track.
Your manservant keeps a catalog.
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A dozen or so, now if we were to count whiskey bottles I would be in trouble. My priorities were a little different for a while.
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A lot how do you keep track.
One day, you think about all of them and write them down. If you forget their names, put in "drunk girl I took patron shots with" for example. Then add to that list as more get added.