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Last 3 girls I've banged have requested it...my last girl I banged was super cute...got very lucky...I smashed it the puss initially like a jay cutler deep squat on the Smith machine. ..she then tells me to stick it in the ass..I was amazed..is this a trend?
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Last 3 girls I've banged have requested it...my last girl I banged was super cute...got very lucky...I smashed it the puss initially like a jay cutler deep squat on the Smith machine. ..she then tells me to stick it in the ass..I was amazed..is this a trend?
Yes. Moral decay. Sodomites.
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Yes.
It will lead to more prolapsed anuses and the need for prosthetic anuses.
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Buy stock in companies that specialize in anal bleaching. You'll thank me later.
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Butt pirate.
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I was with a girl who did the same and I asked her why she wanted it in da butt and she told me - At least I can feel you in my ass. Try some Xtenz, homey.
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I'm not keen on any butt stuff.
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I grew up in a pretty religious Bible Beltish type community so I can kind of bring some sort of perspective to this topic.
I had a buddy who for the most part never missed a Sunday morning service and was pretty consistent with Sunday evening and Wednesday evening service as well.
Knew the bible almost like the back of his hand and would give anyone a run for their money with a Christian theological discussion.
But....
He loved to get his dick wet like any other Red Blooded American Male.
So apparently the way around this was anal sex.
He was a good looking guy with really solid game and that was the angle he used to fuck all the other religious virgin girls. They saved that pussy for marriage but in the meanwhile that ass was always there for the taking.
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I've been with many women in my life and only met 2 or 3 that didn't like or want anal.
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sounds like it might be kind of smelly :-\
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I grew up in a pretty religious Bible Beltish type community so I can kind of bring some sort of perspective to this topic.
I had a buddy who for the most part never missed a Sunday morning service and was pretty consistent with Sunday evening and Wednesday evening service as well.
Knew the bible almost like the back of his hand and would give anyone a run for their money with a Christian theological discussion.
But....
He loved to get his dick wet like any other Red Blooded American Male.
So apparently the way around this was anal sex.
He was a good looking guy with really solid game and that was the angle he used to fuck all the other religious virgin girls. They saved that pussy for marriage but in the meanwhile that ass was always there for the taking.
Then his bible thumping Mormon ass met Jody Arias....
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I had a buddy ... knew the bible almost like the back of his hand ... (had) really solid game and that was the angle he used to fuck all the other religious virgin girls. They saved that pussy for marriage, but in the meanwhile that ass was always there for the taking.
Religion is such a farce. So this dude claims to be some child of Christ yet bangs broads in the turd launcher (and before marriage). Oh, brother. ::)
Regarding the anal-smashing subject, I have zero interest in plowing into some dame's chocolate blowhole. If I ever date a girl who wants it, she can get it somewhere else. I'm out. I'm not grossed out by a chick's asshole, but I don't desire to dip my noodle into an orifice that collects and expels fecal matter. I have a strong feeling the experience, complete with visuals and smells, would leave me less than aroused.
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Last 3 girls I've banged have requested it...my last girl I banged was super cute...got very lucky...I smashed it the puss initially like a jay cutler deep squat on the Smith machine. ..she then tells me to stick it in the ass..I was amazed..is this a trend?
Backdoor Man Of Peace
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Religion is such a farce. So this dude claims to be some child of Christ yet bangs broads in the turd launcher (and before marriage). Oh, brother. ::)
Regarding the anal-smashing subject, I have zero interest in plowing into some dame's chocolate blowhole. If I ever date a girl who wants it, she can get it somewhere else. I'm out. I'm not grossed out by a chick's asshole, but I don't desire to dip my noodle into an orifice that collects and expels fecal matter. I have a strong feeling the experience, complete with visuals and smells, would leave me less than aroused.
(http://barrusphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/eagle-scout-photos-2.jpg)
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Religion is such a farce. So this dude claims to be some child of Christ yet bangs broads in the turd launcher (and before marriage). Oh, brother. ::)
Regarding the anal-smashing subject, I have zero interest in plowing into some dame's chocolate blowhole. If I ever date a girl who wants it, she can get it somewhere else. I'm out. I'm not grossed out by a chick's asshole, but I don't desire to dip my noodle into an orifice that collects and expels fecal matter. I have a strong feeling the experience, complete with visuals and smells, would leave me less than aroused.
LOL ;D
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Booty in 3, 2, 1
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I love pounding a girl asshole The pussy is going out of style.
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Religion is such a farce. So this dude claims to be some child of Christ yet bangs broads in the turd launcher (and before marriage). Oh, brother. ::)
Regarding the anal-smashing subject, I have zero interest in plowing into some dame's chocolate blowhole. If I ever date a girl who wants it, she can get it somewhere else. I'm out. I'm not grossed out by a chick's asshole, but I don't desire to dip my noodle into an orifice that collects and expels fecal matter. I have a strong feeling the experience, complete with visuals and smells, would leave me less than aroused.
Awesome. Always love me some new ass lingo.
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Ah, Wes. Same fourth-grade mentality, I see.
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;D
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http://rasoulazizi.com/images/prolapse%202.jpg (http://rasoulazizi.com/images/prolapse%202.jpg)
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Anal sex even when done with a female reveals homosexual tendencies. Period.
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Anal sex even when done with a female reveals homosexual tendencies. Period.
When I fap, is that like getting a handy from a dude?
When Kate upton sucks my meat Twinkie it's super homo because men have mouths too?
When I watch oiled up men flexing in thongs... Nevermind.
You idiot.
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I love pounding girl asshole The pussy is going out of style.
Fixed/Outed
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Guys, remember that Vissy is single and ready to mingle if you are looking for some anal action.
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-317B_53898156.jpg)
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-E927_53898156.jpg)
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One of those videos that that one "colorful" friend (that everyone has) sent me/ advised me of.
http://motherless.com/05347A0
the perils of the anal start at around the 1 min mark.
if you have a really serious job I recommend not watching it at work. So shizzo, the gayner and goodrum are fine to watch it at work.
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seriously, doesn't it smell fucking nasty? :-X
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seriously, doesn't it smell fucking nasty? :-X
Not usually.
I would say that 90% of the time there is no indication of poop.
Its the 10% that makes me iffy about sticking mein cok in the acehole. (never after meals)
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Guys, remember that Vissy is single and ready to mingle if you are looking for some anal action.
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-317B_53898156.jpg)
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-E927_53898156.jpg)
What a beautiful soul
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seriously, doesn't it smell fucking nasty? :-X
If doing anal, it must first be cleaned by spraying water inside.
If there is no bidet or 'bum gun' like in some Asian countries then a shower head can be detached and used.
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One of those videos that that one "colorful" friend (that everyone has) sent me/ advised me of.
http://motherless.com/05347A0
the perils of the anal start at around the 1 min mark.
if you have a really serious job I recommend not watching it at work. So shizzo, the gayner and goodrum are fine to watch it at work.
I knew before I clicked it that I shouldn't....I still clicked it..while it was loading I knew I shouldn't press play....I knew all of this and still pressed play. I only have myself to blame.
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I knew before I clicked it that I shouldn't....I still clicked it..while it was loading I knew I shouldn't press play....I knew all of this and still pressed play. I only have myself to blame.
You dun goofed. "shit the bed" so to speak.
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You dun goofed. "shit the bed" so to speak.
I accept that it was my own fault...Its something I will regret forever
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mogulgangi's instructional post on how to get girls to do anal is still one of the greatest write-ups to ever grace the pages of Getbig.
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Yes. Moral decay. Sodomites.
;D ;D
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mogulgangi's instructional post on how to get girls to do anal is still one of the greatest write-ups to ever grace the pages of Getbig.
link?
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link?
My cock wouldn't fit...when situations like this arise, finger banging the hole is the next optiion..you must initiate by first having her lick your fingers, then proceding to put those wet fingers in her rim..she might be assuming they may be going in her pussy...but no...slowly but surely slip one in to open up the gape...slow thrust for the first minute...thereafter when it feels a little dry..take your firger out of her ass...have her lick those same fingers again ( they never say no, as a matter of fact just put the finger in her mouth with out asking )..then follow by both fingers in her anal..start kissing her neck..followed by licking her ear...by this point her anal rim will relax, and now you can initiate finger fuck...every 10 finger bangs take them out of her ass, have her lick them again,(yes, out of her ass), then proceed with a neck kiss and both fingers in again...at this point she will want it faster and harder...proccedd with spped..
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Ah, Wes. Same fourth-grade mentality, I see.
Yes,we have quite a bit in common my friend........lifting weights,hate for fatties,movies,potty mouth,and chocolate blowholes! lol ;D
NO HOMO
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Yes,we have quite a bit in common my friend........lifting weights,hate for fatties,movies,potty mouth,and chocolate blowholes! lol ;D
NO HOMO
1,4.3,2,5
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The good doctor always right on time. :D
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Guys, remember that Vissy is single and ready to mingle if you are looking for some anal action.
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-317B_53898156.jpg)
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-E927_53898156.jpg)
Fuck Vince and his ex-Freak. You got to be kidding me!
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E. coli Cock of Peace.
Men who desire anal sex have self esteem problems and control issues.
Women who desire anal sex are dirty skanks with daddy issues. 95% of them are most likely tattooed, have piercings and have been abused earlier in their lives... just like hookers and women who do porn.
Denigration of society is all around us, now combine that with generation nothingness. This country is in BIG fucking trouble. Bring on the riots... this world needs a good clean out.
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Yes.
It will lead to more prolapsed anuses and the need for prosthetic anuses.
Shawn Ray could certainly speak on this.
Right, Karen?
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I went to a "Christian" college and for the reasons above all the girls wanted it in the butt. Especially the freshmen :D
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Religion is such a farce. So this dude claims to be some child of Christ yet bangs broads in the turd launcher (and before marriage). Oh, brother. ::)
Regarding the anal-smashing subject, I have zero interest in plowing into some dame's chocolate blowhole. If I ever date a girl who wants it, she can get it somewhere else. I'm out. I'm not grossed out by a chick's asshole, but I don't desire to dip my noodle into an orifice that collects and expels fecal matter. I have a strong feeling the experience, complete with visuals and smells, would leave me less than aroused.
So you've never tried anal sex, but you don't think you would like it because it sounds "gross". Ok then, you are clearly repressed.
I went to a "Christian" college and for the reasons above all the girls wanted it in the butt. Especially the freshmen :D
What is the exact location? ;D
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my wang doesn't fit in that entry point
is it to short to get trough butt cheeks?
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I think this book is a must for the anal novice...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b4UphxEAL.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Anal-Women-Edition/dp/1573442216
Also a good conversation starter to leave it laying about when friends come round.
One of my mates got the "A" after 10 years of marriage after we got his wife a copy for her birthday.
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I'm not keen on any butt stuff.
You must be gay if you do t like butt stuff!
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Woman have finally evolved to be the degenerate perverted fucks men wanted them to be
this makes me happy :)
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I just run toward the bed thrusting. Whatever happens happens.
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You must be gay if you do t like butt stuff!
The girl would have to have the cleanest asshole in the world.
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I guess that would just fit about right. lol!
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I just run toward the bed thrusting. Whatever happens happens.
:)
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:)
The starting pistol sometimes weirds 'em out tho.
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sounds like it might be kind of smelly :-\
You're not supposed to sniff your cock after ;)
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1,4.3,2,5
x2
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The starting pistol sometimes weirds 'em out tho.
Ha.
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Yes.
It will lead to more prolapsed anuses and the need for prosthetic anuses.
Does every thread on here end up referring to booty?
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Does every thread on here end up referring to booty?
all roads lead to Rome.
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I just run toward the bed thrusting. Whatever happens happens.
Coriolis. ;D
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So you've never tried anal sex, but you don't think you would like it because it sounds "gross". Ok then, you are clearly repressed.
I am explicitly aware of the function of the anus and don't need to inject my manmeat into some girl's shitter to know I wouldn't find the experience uplifting. As I say, it's an orifice to expel feces. By its very function it's unclean, especially with the thought to penetrate it with my penis. Beyond a man's fetishist motivations, I am not certain I understand why someone would want to do this.
Me, repressed? If my not wanting to plug a broad's backside makes me repressed, than so be it.
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I am explicitly aware of the function of the anus and don't need to inject my manmeat into some girl's shitter to know I wouldn't find the experience uplifting. As I say, it's an orifice to expel feces. By its very function it's unclean, especially with the thought to penetrate it with my penis. Beyond a man's fetishist motivations, I am not certain I understand why someone would want to do this.
Me, repressed? If my not wanting to plug a broad's backside makes me repressed, than so be it.
Goodrum shakes his head in disbelief.
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Woman have finally evolved to be the degenerate perverted fucks men wanted them to be
this makes me happy :)
evolved? Not sure those are the words I use.
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evolved? Not sure those are the words I use.
I feel it was women's consciously halted and/or slowed urges that kept "things" in balance. Now, with many young females being as immediate and, let's face it, debauched, as most men, we, as a society, are in deep doo-doo.
The floodgates have opened and ... The scenario is gross.
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Yay for anal!!....I loveeeee it!!!
Oh wait.... with a woman of course!! So.....I don't have to say "no homo" since I put woman in there...and don't any of you smart asses like wes go in here and take the wo out of woman and say "fixed"
You hear me wes of peace....
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silicone lube is both a blessing and a curse. the combination of lube, and assjuice on the sheets ruin a good fucking when you just wanna pass out
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I remember banging this old ho' in her early 40s for a few months on a regular basis when I'd get back home at 4am from a big bender when I was (occasionally) unsuccessful at picking up. She loved it in the backdoor, much preferred it, said it gave her a much more powerful orgasm. One time I noticed it felt a lot 'mushier' and wetter than usual, like her pussy, but typical ass feel, i.e tight ring clamp feeling around my cock. After shooting a hot wad up her exit chute and pulling out I noticed in horror my snake was peppered with defecate, particularly the helmet, looked like I'd stuck my bell-end in a jar of semi melted peanut butter. I used to allow her to stay in my bed til morning, not on that occasion, kicked her out before the crack of dawn.
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silicone lube is both a blessing and a curse. the combination of lube, and assjuice on the sheets ruin a good fucking when you just wanna pass out
So like , anal residue ? :D
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I worked with a guy who was a true getbigger, just a great guy. He told this story how he was fucking his girl in the ass, mind you he's a big guy who sweats a lot. So while going to town on her he starts wiping the sweat off his forehead, nothing usual. Does it a few more times and smells something. Starts smelling real bad so he turns on the light looks in the mirror and has shit all over his face.
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A woman with a great ass and a tight, clean, hot butthole turns me on big time. However...buttseks is kind of more work than it's worth.
Better off most times to get sucked up and then hit the puss.
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Looks great on screen but in real life it feels itchy and rough, pussie (heck, even oral) is ten times better.
Still, a nice shaped ass it's the most important thing for most men when judging the physical appearence of a woman. Must be a biological thing, I think some studies show that women with good butts are more fertile or something like that. So we men are probably just following instintcs.
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Looks great on screen but in real life it feels itchy and rough,
Not if your dick is covered in quarter-inch callouses and insensitive to anything smoother than rough tree bark. Damn my overuse syndrome!
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I worked with a guy who was a true getbigger, just a great guy. He told this story how he was fucking his girl in the ass, mind you he's a big guy who sweats a lot. So while going to town on her he starts wiping the sweat off his forehead, nothing usual. Does it a few more times and smells something. Starts smelling real bad so he turns on the light looks in the mirror and has shit all over his face.
:-X
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Yay for anal!!....I loveeeee it!!!
That plus something like The 2002 Night of Champions playing on the high def big screen at the same time.
Try to hold off til Ruhl hits that awe inspiring back glute pose.
Nothing better.
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Looks great on screen but in real life it feels itchy and rough, pussie (heck, even oral) is ten times better.
Still, a nice shaped ass it's the most important thing for most men when judging the physical appearence of a woman. Must be a biological thing, I think some studies show that women with good butts are more fertile or something like that. So we men are probably just following instintcs.
Never ever had that.
Much more tighter too.
Lube should also be used.
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If a girl doesn't do anal in porn today, chances are she aint working.