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Title: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on May 31, 2014, 08:29:42 PM
Just thought I would pop in and let you guys know that I am in da club, I am wearing a white v-neck tight shirt and tight jeans and boots, I did some push ups against the bathroom walls and I am drinking red wine you can see all the veins in my arms and my abs in the shirt, I am sitting here at the table talking to a blonde and my buddy is talking to the brunette we have a good shot of getting laid tonight.
I hope your night is going as good as mine if not then it sucks to be you and its good to be me.  8)
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: calfzilla on May 31, 2014, 10:47:09 PM
Having so much fun at the club he pulls out his phone to post on getbig   ::)
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Knooger on May 31, 2014, 10:53:36 PM
Having so much fun at the club he pulls out his phone to post on getbig   ::)

He has a cock in his mouth so he can't talk, might as well type.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 31, 2014, 10:59:42 PM
local gay bar no doubt.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: freespirit on June 01, 2014, 12:55:45 AM
 ???

(http://www.hetbierisop.nl/upload/leerNichten.jpg)


local gay bar no doubt.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Royalty on June 01, 2014, 03:34:40 AM
Just thought I would pop in and let you guys know that I am in da club, I am wearing a white v-neck tight shirt and tight jeans and boots, I did some push ups against the bathroom walls

I hope your night is going as good as mine if not then it sucks to be you and its good to be me.  8)

If you had real muscle, you wouldn't need to do push-ups secretly in the men's room.

If you were truly having a good time, you wouldn't be posting @ getbig ----- telling other men what you are wearing.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: FermiDirac on June 01, 2014, 03:38:07 AM
100% outed  >:(
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: _aj_ on June 01, 2014, 04:49:02 AM
He's not in a club, he's not talking to chicks. He's not a trainer, nor is he in anything resembling in-shape. He's a basement dweller that faps 5 times a day to mantube.com.

Time to go back to the matrix, "trainer"
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: funk51 on June 01, 2014, 06:47:17 AM
YMCA,   it's fun to stay at the YMCA    :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 06:55:02 AM
Dam I am  hung over I actually ended up going home with this slutty black hair girl with a lot of piercings, I ponded her hard for over an hour before I came she is going to be sore all day
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: da_vinci on June 01, 2014, 06:57:12 AM
Yeah, right... You gave a BJ for some black dude in a dark alley, admit it.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 06:58:36 AM
If you had real muscle, you wouldn't need to do push-ups secretly in the men's room.

If you were truly having a good time, you wouldn't be posting @ getbig ----- telling other men what you are wearing.

No matter how big your muscles are you want them to look bigger for the shock effect that's why I do it.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: funk51 on June 01, 2014, 09:13:07 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 11:29:47 AM
Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Deadpool on June 01, 2014, 11:39:38 AM
Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..

make some youtube videos about that
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
make some youtube videos about that

I am considering it. When you look good women want to cockblock and spite you at all costs, they get more pleasure out of that than they would having sex with you. Thats the type of pathetic creature they are.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Primemuscle on June 01, 2014, 11:52:24 AM
"I'm at the club wearing a black leather vest with skintight white jeans and black boots. The ladies are all over me. It is a sure bet that I'll score, maybe with a harem of hot women"....oh wait, it's mid-afternoon on a Sunday and no club is open, oops!
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 01, 2014, 11:58:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tJaBJjl.gif)
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Royalty on June 01, 2014, 12:05:59 PM
Dam I am  hung over I actually ended up going home with this slutty black hair girl with a lot of piercings, I ponded her hard for over an hour before I came she is going to be sore all day


This thread is a cry for help.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 01:26:00 PM
Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..

Its not hard get a don draper haircut, take some steroids get to at least 220 pounds lean and buy yourself some tight v neck shirts, when you step in the club women are going to stare and flirt with their eyes, pick the one you like go over and introduce yourself, its that simple.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: Lustral on June 01, 2014, 05:36:21 PM
Good to see you took my advice in an old halo thread re white t-shirt.

Disagree on wall push ups. Take 20mcg igf before going out  ;D
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 07:47:58 PM
Its not hard get a don draper haircut, take some steroids get to at least 220 pounds lean and buy yourself some tight v neck shirts, when you step in the club women are going to stare and flirt with their eyes, pick the one you like go over and introduce yourself, its that simple.

The other day my skinny skank waitress at the sports bar froze up like a stunned cunt as soon as we locked eyes and proceeded to drop 2 plates of food in front of a restaurant full of people  8)

Massive intimidation of peace  ::)
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 09:08:17 PM
The other day my skinny skank waitress at the sports bar froze up like a stunned girl as soon as we locked eyes and proceeded to drop 2 plates of food in front of a restaurant full of people  8)

Massive intimidation of peace  ::)

Holy shit you must be a beast :o


As in a fat ugly beast that scared the poor girl :D
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 09:10:09 PM
Good to see you took my advice in an old halo thread re white t-shirt.

Disagree on wall push ups. Take 20mcg igf before going out  ;D

Yes and the idea for the red wine also next time i will try the igf.
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on June 01, 2014, 09:29:29 PM
I am considering it. When you look good women want to cockblock and spite you at all costs, they get more pleasure out of that than they would having sex with you. Thats the type of pathetic creature they are.

Yes, this must be happening because you look "good". 
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 10:18:59 PM
Yes, this must be happening because you look "good". 

Or my hideousness terrified her :-\
Title: Re: The trainer is in da club
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 10:19:52 PM
Holy shit you must be a beast :o


As in a fat ugly beast that scared the poor girl :D

 :-X