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Title: What Would You Do?
Post by: Parker on June 02, 2014, 06:42:33 PM: (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vtseOaUJ--/ytwg1vekvzeigvsq23bi.gif)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2014, 07:04:13 PM: InsectSpray probably
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Post by: The Scott on June 02, 2014, 07:07:20 PM: Hose if from twenty feet with wasp spray then watch it twitch to death in agony. I hate spiders.
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Post by: gmflex on June 02, 2014, 07:07:25 PM: Is that real :o
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Post by: _aj_ on June 02, 2014, 07:09:24 PM: Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Post by: Mobil on June 02, 2014, 07:27:22 PM: holly shit.. where is that africa? thats a huge ass spider.. could be fake like most internet videos trying to go "viral". why did the stand alone camera shake every where?
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Post by: Palpatine Q on June 02, 2014, 07:32:54 PM: NOT that...that's for sure.

I'm with the "kill it from a distance" guy
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Post by: HavoX on June 02, 2014, 09:07:24 PM: Show it uncle Joon's videos until it commits suicide
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Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2014, 09:09:22 PM: glock it.
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Post by: Knooger on June 02, 2014, 09:11:21 PM: I'd try to figure out why the camera that appeared to be stationary while filming got so scared that it lept from the table and fell to the ground.
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Post by: ESFitness on June 02, 2014, 09:32:32 PM: 12ga birdshot

.. and a couple sheets of drywall, a gallon of paint, and 2 migrant workers I picked up outside of Home Depot.
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Post by: SF1900 on June 02, 2014, 09:41:09 PM: What kind of spider is that? :o :o
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Post by: EastCoastChick on June 02, 2014, 09:42:16 PM: If it's real I wouldn't even come in the room!
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Post by: MichaelScottDM on June 02, 2014, 09:44:20 PM: How the fuck did it leap like that? Fake?
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 02, 2014, 09:49:41 PM: Me....
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Post by: Wiggs on June 02, 2014, 09:50:40 PM: Put plastic bowl over it. Poke holes in bowl. Add lighter fluid add lit matches and listen to the snap, crackle and pop.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 02, 2014, 09:52:10 PM: Quote from: Wiggs on June 02, 2014, 09:50:40 PM
Put plastic bowl over it. Poke holes in bowl. Add lighter fluid add lit matches and listen to the snap, crackle and pop.

You wouldn't get me within 5miles of that fucker. I HATE spiders.
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Post by: TheShape. on June 02, 2014, 09:55:54 PM: I would catch it in a net and let it out 20 miles away.
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Post by: BB on June 02, 2014, 10:05:41 PM: It's a Huntsman Spider.

If it wasn't for the jumping, I'd just grab it with kitchen tongs and toss it. Spiders don't bother me much, rats and the like do.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 02, 2014, 10:15:48 PM: Spiders and waterfalls freak me out and give me nightmares. (Shiver)
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Post by: TheShape. on June 02, 2014, 10:26:19 PM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on June 02, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
Spiders and waterfalls freak me out and give me nightmares. (Shiver)
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 02, 2014, 10:29:18 PM: Quote from: TheShape. on June 02, 2014, 10:26:19 PM

Fuck you ;D
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Post by: EastCoastChick on June 02, 2014, 10:34:09 PM: Quote from: BB on June 02, 2014, 10:05:41 PM
It's a Huntsman Spider.

If it wasn't for the jumping, I'd just grab it with kitchen tongs and toss it. Spiders don't bother me much, rats and the like do.

Rats huh? I worked with rats as a lab tech that were literally the size of cats. Cute as buttons! :D
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Post by: BB on June 02, 2014, 10:42:00 PM: Quote from: EastCoastChick on June 02, 2014, 10:34:09 PM
Rats huh? I worked with rats as a lab tech that were literally the size of cats. Cute as buttons! :D

I'm reasonably ok with pet rats and lab rats, but a street rat? I'm hopping on something :).
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Post by: EastCoastChick on June 02, 2014, 10:43:51 PM: Quote from: BB on June 02, 2014, 10:42:00 PM
I'm reasonably ok with pet rats and lab rats, but a street rat? I'm hopping on something :).

Don't ever go to any of the downtown DC parks at night during summer, street rats literally walk around with the birds waiting for people to feed them! True story.
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Post by: Parker on June 02, 2014, 11:34:14 PM: Spider inside headlight? Probably outside headlight, and legs are reflecting.
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Spider in toilet
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Post by: wes on June 03, 2014, 02:45:30 AM: I`d call in Mr. Marty Stoufer for his invaluable and expert assistance in bagging the beast. ;)
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 03, 2014, 03:21:40 AM: Found one next to my head while driving down the freeway. My exact expression plus high pitched Homer scream:
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Post by: Lustral on June 03, 2014, 04:28:16 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on June 03, 2014, 03:21:40 AM
Found one next to my head while driving down the freeway. My exact expression plus high pitched Homer scream:

Despite all the deadly spiders in Australia, pretty sure noone has died directly from a bite for some time. People have died when they open sun visor and there's a giant poisonous spider there and they veer off the road.

No dangerous animals outside of the zoos here, not even wolves, last one was killed 300 years ago. I guess bulls but you'd have to trespass for that to be an issue.
Title: Re: What Would You Do?
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 03, 2014, 04:36:47 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on June 02, 2014, 09:09:22 PM
glock it.

Seriously, if there's nothing on the other side of that wall I'd probably shoot it with a .22.

You can easily patch a little hole in the drywall but that spider could fuck you up.
Title: Re: What Would You Do?
Post by: WillGrant on June 03, 2014, 04:37:53 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=538033.0;attach=566890;image)
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Post by: Roger Bacon on June 03, 2014, 04:40:07 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on June 03, 2014, 04:37:53 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=538033.0;attach=566890;image)

ROFL

Team Karen Mackerel 4 Life
(http://www.daff.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0016/64420/Grey-mackerel-Scomberomorus-semifasciatus.jpg)

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Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2014, 04:42:53 AM: I'd have Jim take care of that while I have a few drinks back at the safari lodge.
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Post by: Parker on June 03, 2014, 05:00:58 AM: Quote from: wes on June 03, 2014, 02:45:30 AM
I`d call in Mr. Marty Stoufer for his invaluable and expert assistance in bagging the beast. ;)
;D
Title: Re: What Would You Do?
Post by: BIG ACH on June 03, 2014, 08:58:21 AM: Quote from: EastCoastChick on June 02, 2014, 10:43:51 PM
Don't ever go to any of the downtown DC parks at night during summer, street rats literally walk around with the birds waiting for people to feed them! True story.

Lived in DC for over 10 years.... Rats there are all juicing!size of freaking dogs!
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Post by: funk51 on June 03, 2014, 10:05:25 AM: Quote from: Parker on June 02, 2014, 06:42:33 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vtseOaUJ--/ytwg1vekvzeigvsq23bi.gif)
does i looks likes i' ze afraid of a ltl spider.??????????
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Post by: The Ugly on June 03, 2014, 11:29:27 AM: Gotta love the full-face helmet. Nice prep.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on June 03, 2014, 11:50:08 AM: Quote from: The Ugly on June 03, 2014, 11:29:27 AM
Gotta love the full-face helmet. Nice prep.

Batman-esque prep :D
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Post by: Uncle Junior on June 03, 2014, 05:43:01 PM: shoot u in the nose
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Post by: C-BuZz on June 03, 2014, 05:50:49 PM: Fake ass shit. Plastic spider being pulled by fishing line by his natty lifting bro behind him.
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Post by: The Ugly on June 03, 2014, 05:53:21 PM: Don't the Aussies have monsters like that?
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Post by: C-BuZz on June 03, 2014, 05:54:08 PM: Quote from: The Ugly on June 03, 2014, 05:53:21 PM
Don't the Aussies have monsters like that?

No, they don't.
Title: Re: What Would You Do?
Post by: The Scott on June 03, 2014, 06:52:01 PM: I HATE spiders! Hate 'em. Wasp spray. End of arachnid.
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Post by: The Ugly on June 03, 2014, 07:37:25 PM: Quote from: C-BuZz on June 03, 2014, 05:54:08 PM
No, they don't.

Ok then.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 03, 2014, 09:30:37 PM: At least with a monster spider like that, you can see if from a good distance away for the most part. The spider that bit Onlyme can hide almost anywhere and fukc your shit up...