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Title: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 06, 2014, 06:44:11 PM
 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on guys, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 06, 2014, 07:10:06 PM
Now that I changed the heading, you losers want to look.....well you are pathetic!!

Things are gonna change around here... Gunnery Sgt.  Is in town!
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on June 06, 2014, 07:12:27 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: bradistani on June 06, 2014, 07:19:14 PM
came in expecting hot, exclusive 'room 7 (next to the ice machine)' pics.. left flaccid >:(
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Parker on June 06, 2014, 07:20:52 PM
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on guys, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?


Did someone say "weed"?
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on guys, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?


Full metal jacket. sgt. Hartman
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:30:25 PM
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


 ;)
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dopey on June 06, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
Sir yes sir!
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Knooger on June 06, 2014, 07:33:44 PM
I came in hoping to see some Eskimo pussy.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:33:59 PM
Now that I changed the heading, you losers want to look.....well you are pathetic!!

Things are gonna change around here... Gunnery Sgt.  Is in town!
The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill.
     You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:35:14 PM
I came in hoping to see some Eskimo pussy.
Hahahahaha!
 I don't no but ive been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! Epic song
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 06, 2014, 07:39:20 PM
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! 

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:47:06 PM
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 07:48:55 PM
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.   :o :o
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wild willie on June 06, 2014, 08:38:12 PM
is that you, john wayne?


is this me?
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: 38-26-40 on June 07, 2014, 12:41:10 AM
Is this entire thread written in another language? I don't understand 1 thing  :-\ I'm so lost
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 07, 2014, 12:48:30 AM
Now that I changed the heading, you losers want to look.....well you are pathetic!!

Things are gonna change around here... Gunnery Sgt.  Is in town!
;D
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: kreator on June 07, 2014, 12:50:44 AM
hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Gonuclear on June 07, 2014, 12:55:27 AM
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on guys, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

OK, Jiminy, time's up for today's make believe.  Now go flush the turd, and wipe good.  Daddy needs to use the sink to shave.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 10, 2014, 05:27:38 AM
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya? 

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 10, 2014, 05:58:29 AM
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on guys, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?



Dr. J,

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Purge_WTF on June 10, 2014, 06:00:58 AM
 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?! Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?!
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 10, 2014, 06:28:48 AM
I misread the "ch" thought it was a 'd'.
Boy I feel dumb  >:(
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 10, 2014, 08:13:18 AM

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? 

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 10, 2014, 08:23:02 AM
is that you, john wayne?


is this me?
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed guy down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 10, 2014, 01:43:38 PM
"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on June 10, 2014, 02:23:05 PM
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"


"Do you feel dizzy.....do you feel faint?......Jesus Christ.....I think you have a hard-on!"
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 10, 2014, 06:10:41 PM
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"


"Do you feel dizzy.....do you feel faint?......Jesus Christ.....I think you have a hard-on!"
:D :D@You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" 
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 10, 2014, 06:16:39 PM
Was hoping for pics of Bob Chickiboomboom naked
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 10, 2014, 06:21:52 PM
Was hoping for pics of Bob Chickiboomboom naked
He's busy getting fisted by some supplement company CEO

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_oi46P6kfbqw/R4vwT0L3sjI/AAAAAAAABVk/eriYmDlUfdY/_bob%20cicherillo%20001.jpg)

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Desolate on June 11, 2014, 12:34:22 AM
"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours!"  8)
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Desolate on June 11, 2014, 12:41:10 AM
(http://i57.tinypic.com/25tzv2x.jpg)
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 11, 2014, 12:42:00 AM
He's busy getting fisted by some supplement company CEO

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_oi46P6kfbqw/R4vwT0L3sjI/AAAAAAAABVk/eriYmDlUfdY/_bob%20cicherillo%20001.jpg)



Thanks!!
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 01:14:51 AM
Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 11, 2014, 01:49:07 AM
Where is the light frottage?
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: pedro01 on June 11, 2014, 06:47:50 AM
came in expecting hot, exclusive 'room 7 (next to the ice machine)' pics.. left flaccid >:(

I got the gel out and pumped up before I clicked open.

Had to go watch some Miley Cyrus videos to crack one off.

Bad form.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: Dr.J on June 12, 2014, 06:25:19 AM
Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows. 

Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: wolfrittner on June 12, 2014, 06:26:58 AM
I got the gel out and pumped up before I clicked open.

Had to go watch some Miley Cyrus videos to crack one off.

Bad form.
Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Title: Re: naked chick
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 12, 2014, 06:36:42 AM
I came here expecting a picture of a naked chick