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Title: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 09:33:17 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: The Ugly on June 06, 2014, 09:35:19 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.

Wow, surprisingly funny.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 09:39:04 PM
Wow, surprisingly funny.
Foster's: Australian for schmoe.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: gmflex on June 06, 2014, 09:41:06 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.




 ;D
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 09:42:43 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.
Don't talk about Austria like this.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 09:43:22 PM
Biggest exports: Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, and Hugh Jackman

Smallest exports: Lee Priest
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: wolfrittner on June 06, 2014, 09:46:33 PM
Biggest exports: Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, and Hugh Jackman

Smallest exports: Lee Priest
Biggest? excuse me is AC/DC. By far
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 06, 2014, 09:50:08 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.

Your list is too short , :'(, no sharks,heat,spiders,4' long cockroaches,jelly fish,sneaks,crocks,blacks,lee priest,....................................
? Booty what have U done to him  :o
Longhorn ? , is that imported Spanish donkey with horns ??
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 09:52:15 PM
Biggest? excuse me is AC/DC. By far
Calm down.  ;D

I guess this is where butthurt Australians can list the great contributions that they have made to this planet.  

I can remember a Zyzz cult following over there. Let's not forget the native aboriginals. Those poor bastards are not only ugly, but have to be ashamed everytime Booty posts. Only Booty can have stone-aged people calling her stupid.  8)
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 09:52:58 PM
Your list is too short , :'(, no sharks,heat,spiders,4' long cockroaches,jelly fish,sneaks,crocks,blacks,lee priest,....................................
? Booty what have U done to him  :o
Longhorn ? , is that imported Spanish donkey with horns ??
I already mentioned Lee Priest  ???
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 06, 2014, 09:56:25 PM
Biggest? excuse me is AC/DC. By far

Hmm, Uranium ore for nice bombs making,coal for Chings megapolution  ;D
& soon Titanic II  :D
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Gonuclear on June 06, 2014, 09:58:51 PM
Biggest exports: Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, and Hugh Jackman

Smallest exports: Lee Priest


Mel Gibson was born in the USA, Shizshmoe.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 06, 2014, 10:00:41 PM
I already mentioned Lee Priest  ???

Shizz, do U like Vegimite too  ;D

Nothing like nice Vegimite sandwich  ;)
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 10:02:22 PM

Mel Gibson was born in the USA, Shizshmoe.
Doesn't he claim Australian? He has the accent.

He is therefore considered officially Aussie for this thread.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 10:03:58 PM
Shizz, do U like Vegimite too  ;D

Nothing like nice Vegimite sandwich  ;)
I do not like vegetables. They do not make my abs "pop".
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 10:19:58 PM
Look at the posts in this thread. I can dismantle anyone here.

It is exactly like fishing.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Hypo on June 06, 2014, 10:23:38 PM
Best way to get to Australia is by boat from Java, Indonesia. You don't need a visa.

I suggest you try it, Shizzo. True Getbigger.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: jwb on June 06, 2014, 10:35:38 PM

Mel Gibson was born in the USA, Shizshmoe.
So was Nicole Kidman...
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 10:39:15 PM
So was Nicole Kidman...
Its all about the accent people.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 06, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
This was a pretty decent roast Shizzo. I give 4/5 stars.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 06, 2014, 10:54:31 PM
This was a pretty decent roast Shizzo. I give 4/5 stars.
Its still roasting, chorizo.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: pedro01 on June 06, 2014, 11:33:30 PM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.

One more: Shizzo will never be able to afford a trip there.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: pedro01 on June 06, 2014, 11:37:20 PM
Calm down.  ;D

I guess this is where butthurt Australians can list the great contributions that they have made to this planet.  


Out soon on hardback in all good book stores.

Shizzo, great shelves I have stacked. A reflection on life at Wal Mart.

Achievements indeed.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Tapeworm on June 07, 2014, 01:34:51 AM
Yeah, nah.  It's more intangible, like it's the spirit of intellectualism and culture that the place fosters.  It's the non-materialistic sense of brotherhood.  It's the open minded, warm and welcoming aussie way. 

In summing up, it’s the constitution, it’s Mabo, it’s justice, it’s law, it’s the vibe, and…no that’s it…it’s the vibe. I rest my case.

Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Novena on June 07, 2014, 01:37:10 AM
Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.
Outback Steakhouse was started in Tampa Florida.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: C-BuZz on June 07, 2014, 04:32:07 AM
Don't forget, "Chuck another Hebrew on the barbe".
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Jovo on June 07, 2014, 05:30:35 AM
fuck off ya kunt
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 07, 2014, 06:00:29 AM
Hahaha

I almost forgot... The kangaroos are wider than Heath.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 07, 2014, 06:14:13 AM
The dingo didn't eat your baby.

You were founded as a colony for convicts.

Longhorn Steakhouse is better than Outback.

The Crocodile Dundee movies sucked.

A stingray killed the biggest alpha male on your continent.

The birthplace of Booty.

Karen was born in New Zealand and emigrated to Australia, genius.
Title: Re: Message to Australian people
Post by: King Shizzo on June 07, 2014, 07:30:38 AM
Lol, guys it was supposed to be a joke. It was never meant to be factual.