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Title: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 02:12:23 AM
Prepare for disappointment as England heads to the world cup, get your hopes low from now on and don't bother cancelling gym sessions, dates with hot girls and nights out with your mates because "England is playing".

It will be the shittiest showing ever made to date on any world cup, an embarrassment....mark my words.

I just had to get this off my chest.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: catracho on June 11, 2014, 02:15:39 AM
Saw them play against Honduras, which got massacred by Brazil and lost to Turkey and Isreal recently, and couldn't score.  Not a good sign.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: SuperTed on June 11, 2014, 02:37:19 AM
It will all end in tears and violence. ;D
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Quickerblade on June 11, 2014, 02:50:02 AM
Seriously the most fucking boring sport I have ever seen, I rather study electricity with falcon.

NBA all day.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Darren Avey on June 11, 2014, 05:43:09 AM
Damn right Skorp1o, I heard earlier England V Uruguay is next Thursday at 8. Well that's the time I do shoulders and arms. They come first if I get home for the second half I might watch it while guzzling my chicken and rice.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 11, 2014, 05:52:15 AM
They are horrible. Still will be pulling for them.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 06:20:51 AM
Remember last world cup  Germany England? 4:1
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:26:57 AM
Remember last world cup  Germany England? 4:1

England were outclassed that game but who knows what would of happened if Lampard's goal wasn't disallowed.

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48189000/jpg/_48189916_lampard_nogoal640.jpg)

If Roy doesn't start Raheem Sterling I will write a very, very angry letter  >:(
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:33:21 AM
England were outclassed that game but who knows what would of happened if Lampard's goal wasn't disallowed.

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48189000/jpg/_48189916_lampard_nogoal640.jpg)

That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all  ::)

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 06:38:54 AM
That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all  ::)

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.
Hahahaha! Skorpio once again keeping it real!
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:44:09 AM
That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all  ::)

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2  ;D

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 06:47:09 AM
False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2  ;D

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!
Well, it was 4:1. They got lucky it wasn't 6:1
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:48:18 AM
Well, it was 4:1. They got lucky it wasn't 6:1

Already said England were outclassed but footballs a funny game when momentum swings, I support Liverpool and can tell you a story about a game in Istanbul ;)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: pedro01 on June 11, 2014, 06:51:54 AM
Well - it'll be a refreshing change for us not to fuck it up on a penalty shoot out.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:53:25 AM
False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2  ;D

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!

I watched the full game, please tell me you have some form of down-syndrome or brain damage so I have a reason to stop insulting your intelligence.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:54:33 AM
Already said England were outclassed but footballs a funny game when momentum swings, I support Liverpool and can tell you a story about a game in Istanbul ;)

Not when England is playing, we have no momentum. Remember how we struggled to beat Algeria?
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 07:00:07 AM
I watched the full game, please tell me you have some form of down-syndrome or brain damage so I have a reason to stop insulting your intelligence.

Course you did, hence your 4-2 comment  ::)

Remind me of clueless cunt in work trying to join in with the 'lads' about last nights game haha
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: phreak on June 11, 2014, 07:31:22 AM
See if any older British readers knows which TV program this is from. Not challenging, I just really want to know! Must be 25 years ago, approximately, since I saw this. One of the few non sequiturs that has stayed with me all that time. It was about how there was always one answer obviously wrong in multiple choice questions.

"Name the fluid that lubricates the joint at the elbow:
A) Synoptic fluid,
B) Synovial fluid,
C) Hemiopteric fluid,
D) Jeff Hearst at the 1966 world cup final"


Bro hugs for the answer.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 11, 2014, 03:05:48 PM
That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all  ::)

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

How about stripping England of 1966 title  ;D
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: SuperTed on June 11, 2014, 03:16:19 PM
I'd like to see England give the younger players a chance in this tournament.

This guy could make an impact if given the opportunity:

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/barkley-429566.jpg)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: nufc0101 on June 11, 2014, 03:23:18 PM
Roy Hodgson is safety first, expect 0-0's, 1-1's and ultimately heartache as england get knocked out...
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: irishdave on June 11, 2014, 03:23:41 PM
Ireland didn't qualify so I'm supporting England (srs)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: D.O.A. on June 14, 2014, 08:01:17 PM
How is England holding up? ::)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: sancho ed on June 14, 2014, 08:36:10 PM
I thought it was a decent game...
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Dreadlifter on June 15, 2014, 06:08:41 AM
They did alright. I'd rather England had won for the sake of my bets, but as soon as it went 1-1 I was getting money back.
Didn't start with IMHO the best 11 he could have either.


Given Uruguay's poor show against Costa Rica I think England have a good chance of beating them and finishing second in the group.

Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 15, 2014, 06:10:08 AM
I just read Brazil and arse in that topic

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e7bbe5763225e6cb5f2ea1f2f063ef0a/tumblr_n6ftqm0RV41tobpnmo3_r1_250.gif)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2014, 07:06:53 AM
They appeared to only have one Hebrew on their team that is likely the problem
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Griffith on June 15, 2014, 07:44:56 AM
England brutally crushed by Italy.

Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 15, 2014, 01:03:07 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on June 15, 2014, 02:10:28 PM
I'm just sorry that English football commentator Jimmy Hill the wanker is not still on TV to see Engerland get humped this year.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Lustral on June 15, 2014, 02:15:25 PM
They appeared to only have one Hebrew on their team that is likely the problem

Sturridge, Sterling, Welbeck and Barkley as a sub could possibly have some Hebrew in him. They played great football for 50 mins, didn't take some good chances.

Think they will get through after seeing how shit Uruguay were.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: SuperTed on June 21, 2014, 03:49:26 AM
Skorp was spot on. ;D

Down and out after barely a week. :-\
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 21, 2014, 03:53:23 AM
I watched the full game, please tell me you have some form of down-syndrome or brain damage so I have a reason to stop insulting your intelligence.

Just be thankful "ManCum-Munch" doesn't post often.

Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 21, 2014, 04:35:01 AM
Just be thankful "ManCum-Munch" doesn't post often.



If I posted 30 gems a day like you, would my I achieve similar 'python like' forearms haha please proudly post another pic  ;D
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 21, 2014, 04:42:54 AM
If I posted 30 gems a day like you, would my I achieve similar 'python like' forearms haha please proudly post another pic  ;D

Hope you enjoyed the matches arsehole

Oh....did we lose "momentum" this time? No we're just SHIT.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 21, 2014, 04:45:49 AM
Hope you enjoyed the matches arsehole

Oh....did we lose "momentum" this time? No we're just SHIT.

Hope this helps.

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!

FACT!
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Skorp1o on June 21, 2014, 04:57:36 AM
Hope this helps.

FACT!

What's your prediction for our next game?

Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: monstermunch on June 21, 2014, 05:04:26 AM
What's your prediction for our next game?



I'll wait to hear what you've overheard in the canteen whilst you were discussing Big Brother with Betty and the girls.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 21, 2014, 05:28:28 AM
Seriously the most fucking boring sport I have ever seen, I rather study electricity with falcon.

NBA all day.
X2.
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: Archer77 on June 21, 2014, 06:21:41 AM
I keep hearing about this thing called the World Cup.   What is it?
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 21, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
I keep hearing about this thing called the World Cup.   What is it?

Its the Mexicans super bowl I think. And skinny pakis like mancummunch can be called athletes  ???
Title: Re: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup)
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 21, 2014, 12:38:58 PM
If I posted 30 gems a day like you, would my I achieve similar 'python like' forearms haha please proudly post another pic  ;D

No. You're of lesser genetics. You'll never be big. But I'm sure you train really hard, squirt.

And they aren't like pythons. They are like giant cocks attached to my elbows.