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Title: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: jephrius on June 13, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
"And the most important rule of business is that your job is not your matchmaker your job is how you provide for your family. Management should have a no tolerance rule for managers or bouncers or any employees dating dancers or rub girls bartenders etc .. And if you do allow them to date then they should NEVER BE on the same shift and once any problems arise not one but both of them are fired ! Look at all Fortune 500 companies they all have no tolerance for dating in the work place"
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Knooger on June 13, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Solid advice that needs to be disseminated. Thank you for your service, your cock is most likely huge.

(no homo)
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: the trainer on June 13, 2014, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: jephrius on June 13, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
"And the most important rule of business is that your job is not your matchmaker your job is how you provide for your family. Management should have a no tolerance rule for managers or bouncers or any employees dating dancers or rub girls bartenders etc .. And if you do allow them to date then they should NEVER BE on the same shift and once any problems arise not one but both of them are fired ! Look at all Fortune 500 companies they all have no tolerance for dating in the work place"

Suck dick.
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: _aj_ on June 13, 2014, 06:54:58 PM
Quote from: jephrius on June 13, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
"And the most important rule of business is that your job is not your matchmaker your job is how you provide for your family. Management should have a no tolerance rule for managers or bouncers or any employees dating dancers or rub girls bartenders etc .. And if you do allow them to date then they should NEVER BE on the same shift and once any problems arise not one but both of them are fired ! Look at all Fortune 500 companies they all have no tolerance for dating in the work place"

Bullshit. Fortune 500 companies are fucking porno movies, man. When I worked at Lotus, both before and after the IBM merger, it was a fucking orgy.
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 07:09:39 PM
What's his policy on blow jobs under white towels?
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Your Average GymRat on June 13, 2014, 07:12:25 PM
Quote from: _aj_ on June 13, 2014, 06:54:58 PM
Bullshit. Fortune 500 companies are fucking porno movies, man. When I worked at Lotus, both before and after the IBM merger, it was a fucking orgy.
Yes but I believe here they are referring to heterosexual liaisons.
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Mobil on June 13, 2014, 07:14:42 PM
my boss always tells me "dont dip your pen in company ink"
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: _aj_ on June 13, 2014, 07:15:26 PM
Quote from: Your Average GymRat on June 13, 2014, 07:12:25 PM
Yes but I believe here they are referring to heterosexual liaisons.

Haha!
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Your Average GymRat on June 13, 2014, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Mobil on June 13, 2014, 07:14:42 PM
my boss always tells me "dont dip your pen in company ink"
7- 11 has their own ink?
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: TEH boob on June 13, 2014, 10:26:09 PM
Quote from: Mobil on June 13, 2014, 07:14:42 PM
my boss always tells me "dont dip your pen in company ink"

Looooool
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: FermiDirac on June 13, 2014, 10:32:43 PM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 07:09:39 PM
What's his policy on blow jobs under white towels?

As long as the other mans head and hair is not visible it's not gay.

Well, only if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 01:31:43 AM
Quote from: Mobil on June 13, 2014, 07:14:42 PM
my boss always tells me "dont dip your pen in company ink"

As opposed to my boss who encourages me to dip my "pin" in "company ink".  :-X
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: calfzilla on June 14, 2014, 01:36:44 AM
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 01:31:43 AM
As opposed to my boss who encourages me to dip my "pin" in "company ink".  :-X

Needle dick  ???
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Rambone on June 14, 2014, 04:53:45 AM
Quote from: Knooger on June 13, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Solid advice that needs to be disseminated. Thank you for your service, your cock is most likely huge.

(no homo)


LOL
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Dr.J on June 14, 2014, 04:58:10 AM
I love strip clubs!
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 04:59:19 AM
Quote from: calfzilla on June 14, 2014, 01:36:44 AM
Needle dick  ???

Microphallus  :-[
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: Dr.J on June 14, 2014, 05:35:27 AM
Still loving strip clubs!
Title: Re: Strip Club bouncer tells it like it is
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 07:33:45 AM
Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 01:31:43 AM
As opposed to my boss who encourages me to dip my "pin" in "company ink".  :-X
Hahahahaha