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Title: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 01:46:09 AM
But I have to share.

Went to my niece's HS graduation tonight. A classmate's name is announced and folks everywhere just lose it to varying degrees. Absolutely no fucking lie: Lovely Longdong. I mean, you're gonna laugh, right?

Asian, of course. Oblivious parents, obviously. Poor girl, can't believe she hasn't adopted an alias. I saved the program, because I know no one's gonna believe this shit.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Dr.J on June 14, 2014, 01:53:43 AM
Pictor or no longdong!
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 02:04:26 AM
lol

Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 02:06:05 AM
Arcadia?
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 02:35:30 AM
Arcadia?

Redlands.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 02:40:59 AM
Redlands.

I just assumed it was an asian city.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 02:43:04 AM
The ass eating thing isn't exactly pleasant IMO, but it's necessary. It's the principle behind it...
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 02:46:24 AM
Lovely Longdong of Peace!





 :D
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 02:53:07 AM
I just assumed it was an asian city.

Not really, fairly white. Nice town.

This is a horribly unreadable pic, but it's all I can do right now. 4th name down.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 02:55:42 AM
Not really, fairly white. Nice town.

This is a horribly unreadable pic, but it's all I can do right now. 4th name down.
I can just see you laughing the loudest and taking pict.!  :D :D
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 02:58:44 AM
I can just see you laughing the loudest and taking pict.!  :D :D

Not loud, but almost crying. My old man was struggling to keep it in.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 02:59:12 AM
I know redlands. I used to go an 18 and over out there when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 03:01:16 AM
I know redlands. I used to go an 18 and over out there when I was a kid.

I hear the Falconer is a pretty cool bar. My family is all in the 909.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 03:03:26 AM
I hear the Falconer is a pretty cool bar. My family is all in the 909.

Yeah, my buddy Marty F. Falcon-Neegars is the sole proprietor.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 03:06:16 AM
I hear the Falconer is a pretty cool bar. My family is all in the 909.

Haha.. Yep. Same here.

This place was called Glamm if i recall correctly.

Riversiders/Temecula.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:10:40 AM
Not loud, but almost crying. My old man was struggling to keep it in.
Hahahaha ! I totally know the feeling.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:21:04 AM
Not really, fairly white. Nice town.

This is a horribly unreadable pic, but it's all I can do right now. 4th name down.
No Shit. I bought a house for a great deal in Temecula(2009). Its a really cool clean place. Great for children.
I even lived there for one year before I went back to Austria!

Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 03:23:53 AM
No Shit. I bought a house for a great deal in Temecula(2009). Its a really cool clean place. Great for children.



I pictured you more like one of these guys... Thought you were Bavarian.  8)

(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10400000/ECO-in-Beerfest-eric-christian-olsen-10477831-1400-929.jpg)
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 03:26:23 AM
No Shit. I bought a house for a great deal in Temecula(2009). Its a really cool clean place. Great for children.
I even lived there for one year before I went back to Austria!



really? yeah. I liked Temecula a lot. The nicest city in rivershit county. Corona/Norco has nice parts as well.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:27:33 AM
I pictured you more like one of these guys... Thought you were Bavarian.  8)

(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10400000/ECO-in-Beerfest-eric-christian-olsen-10477831-1400-929.jpg)
I was born in Austria but lived in Venice Ca. for 25 years and 1 in Temecula. Now im back in Austria for a little.(work related) But I shall return soon! Temecula was a cool place. A little hot but I made great friends there
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 14, 2014, 03:32:26 AM
I was born in Austria but lived in Venice Ca. for 25 years and 1 in Temecula. Now im back in Austria for a little.(work related) But I shall return soon! Temecula was a cool place. A little hot but I made great friends there

I feel like I'd rather live in Austria than greater Mexico.  :-X ;D :D
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:33:44 AM
really? yeah. I liked Temecula a lot. The nicest city in rivershit county. Corona/Norco has nice parts as well.
Yes ,it is. How funny. We will meet someday ,maybe.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 03:35:22 AM
really? yeah. I liked Temecula a lot. The nicest city in rivershit county. Corona/Norco has nice parts as well.

I dig Temecula. My buddy built an incredible hilltop mansion there some time ago. Biggest house I've ever seen. Lost everything when the market collapsed. Poor bastard had to start all over.

Great wineries, too. Not like up north, but still.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:36:49 AM
I feel like I'd rather live in Austria than greater Mexico.  :-X ;D :D
They had some great houses to buy. I mean beautiful places almost brand new. I needed to expand my Brood. Now Temecula is almost all Austrian.lol :D :D
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:39:39 AM
I dig Temecula. My buddy built an incredible hilltop mansion there some time ago. Biggest house I've ever seen. Lost everything when the market collapsed. Poor bastard had to start all over.

Great wineries, too. Not like up north, but still.
Yes its wine country I think. Its almost all new
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Skeletor on June 14, 2014, 03:42:47 AM
Watch out there buddy because Mr. Longdong does not take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 14, 2014, 03:46:19 AM
I dig Temecula. My buddy built an incredible hilltop mansion there some time ago. Biggest house I've ever seen. Lost everything when the market collapsed. Poor bastard had to start all over.

Great wineries, too. Not like up north, but still.

I dated a girl that lived off rancho cal in the huge mansions up in the hills with the horse property. Huge house. They shot pornos in it.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:46:44 AM
Watch out there buddy because Mr. Longdong does not take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
:D True
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 03:50:24 AM
I dated a girl that lived off rancho cal in the huge mansions up in the hills with the horse property. Huge house. They shot pornos in it.

 :)
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 03:52:37 AM
I dated a girl that lived off rancho cal in the huge mansions up in the hills with the horse property. Huge house. They shot pornos in it.
Some good looking women there! I tell you that. You ever go to the L.A. fitness  Or golds?
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 14, 2014, 05:16:22 AM
LOL! Lovely Longdong of Peace!


His/her parents must've been oblivious to the meaning.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 05:27:00 AM
LOL! Lovely Longdong of Peace!


His/her parents must've been oblivious to the meaning.
Lol! Poor girl. I cant imagine the shit she had to go thru.
 Lots of therapy needed later on
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2014, 06:09:04 AM
i would jerk spunk a big load of grease watching those hs teen sluts looking in there compac mirrors putting on lip gloss
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: GymnJuice on June 14, 2014, 09:14:48 AM
No more yanky my wanky donger need food!

Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 09:32:36 AM
LOL! Lovely Longdong of Peace!


His/her parents must've been oblivious to the meaning.

Another kid: Handy Ho. No shit. A boy, though.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Nails on June 14, 2014, 09:37:29 AM
those wacky asians  ;D
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2014, 09:40:41 AM
Watch out there buddy because Mr. Longdong does not take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

lolz
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: wolfrittner on June 14, 2014, 09:42:22 AM
Another kid: Handy Ho. No shit. A boy, though.
future assailant
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Knooger on June 14, 2014, 09:55:37 AM
Doubt This Is Appropriate

You know what's not appropriate? Talking about "Lovely Longdong" without posting pics for us homos to look at. Just plain rude!

(no homo)
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 10:03:08 AM
You know what's not appropriate? Talking about "Lovely Longdong" without posting pics for us homos to look at. Just plain rude!

(no homo)

Left to right: Jonathan Mamahit, Sammy Sihombing, Natasha Mandolang, Lovely Longdong ...



Sorry, bud, no pics from last night. Found this, though. At the right hand of Jesus.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 10:07:22 AM
I'm starting to think this is sorta wrong, outing an unfortunately-named stranger and all.

Ah, she won't know, no big.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Knooger on June 14, 2014, 10:09:50 AM
Cock pics! I meant cock pics!

(no homo)
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 10:14:49 AM
Cock pics! I meant cock pics!

(no homo)

Appreciate the unquestionably no-homo request, but she appears rather cockless, my friend.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 14, 2014, 10:18:08 AM
Once knew a girl named "B.J. Hoover".

In the late 80's, I went to see a urologist named "Richard Handler".
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 14, 2014, 10:19:10 AM
She should consider a porn career.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 10:21:39 AM
Once knew a girl named "B.J. Hoover".

In the late 80's, I went to see a urologist named "Richard Handler".

It'd be great if I Love Lucy's dad was a Harold.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: The Ugly on June 14, 2014, 10:24:18 AM
And we still got Dick Armey, which sounds like an underground gay militia.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2014, 10:24:36 AM
Poor kid.  That's harsh.  :(
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on June 14, 2014, 01:24:57 PM
I used to supply an oil refinery in Indonesia and the buyer I had to ask for when I phoned was a Lady called Sook Wan Long.
Try saying that without cracking up when you phone reception and your staff are sitting in earshot.
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: falco on June 14, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
Just googled longdong, this showed up:

(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9523/longdong027cg.jpg)
Title: Re: Doubt This Is Appropriate
Post by: falco on June 14, 2014, 01:36:36 PM
(http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/969536/flags/LL)

I am pissing my pants from laughing!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!