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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
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where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.
Other than that my morning has been well.
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where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.
Other than that my morning has been well.
I don't take kindly to shit breaking off..not at home..not at work..not in public...nowhere
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Powerful Poop Of Peace
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Time to invest in flushable ass wipes from Costco
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where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.
Other than that my morning has been well.
It has been said that it's hard to get a shit like that off your chest!!!!
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brutal involuntary pinching off
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Heme-iron.
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No matter how you clean that, a few hours later you will wipe your ass and it will be like you just took a dump.
Need to wait this out, my man. Stay strong.
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A quality pinch is one of the finer things in life. Proper timing is the key. Pinch to soon.......wipe all day. Hang in there. This will pass.
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Take an emergency shower. Go to town on your ass with a washcloth and an ass-load of soap. Dry area completely and add a layer of Vaseline (no homo). Pray to the shit gods to smile upon you again.
Stay strong.
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where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.
Other than that my morning has been well.
BFD
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Balls touching or turned the other way?
I presume balls touching
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I took one of those dumps in the teachers lounge in 2002. After feeling not-so-fresh all day long, I immediately finished the work day, wiped again, and drove to college and re-enrolled in classes to develop the skillset to work from home.
It's the little things in life that can totally change the bigger path you're on.
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Need more fiber.
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Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo
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Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo
Fat Alice?
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Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo
Mental image of the Granny Groupie taking a selfie while a coiler is strategically deposited on her personal flotation devices
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Don't eat supplements for fucks sake! You are aware that all unnatural foods not intended for human consumption through evolution is nothing but a goddamn supplement. Standard american diet is fucken snake oil galore!
Only eat natural foods that contains only 1 ingredient, do it now!
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One of the worst poo's ever, i had one of those the other day, was like the never ending story trying to finish that one up.
Another bad one is where the turd comes out sideways with spikes on, they are rare but when they occur one of the most painful experiences in the dumping world
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Keto diets produce nasty constipation shits.
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(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/InternationalLover/stupid%20shit/hairybear/bowie_hb.png)
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Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.
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Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.
Is it common to crap in the suit? Please speak on this.
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Is it common to crap in the suit? Please speak on this.
As I understand it is ok, I got a Nascar friend when you gotta go you gotta go.
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I'd love to be that dump.
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OMG sooo gross.
Would be grosser if his chin was resting firmly on the crack ;D
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this is because of your lifestyle, getting pounded by power tops means your all backed up. quite your sinful lifestyle and this will no longer happen.
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this is because of your lifestyle, getting pounded by power tops means your all backed up. quite your sinful lifestyle and this will no longer happen.
A man of experience
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A man of experience
I assume you were the power top
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I assume you were the power top
Yes, you wouldn't have seen me from your view of the mattress
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Yes, you wouldn't have seen me from your view of the mattress
the mattress in my house is in a different country to your faggotry so no I would not have seen it. nice attempt at come backs though, you must be the bitchy all in your face type of homo that tries to catch the aids
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It seems we have a new rivalry brewing.
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It seems we have a new rivalry brewing.
This one could only suck more than if the gayner went against the gayner.
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the mattress in my house is in a different country to your faggotry so no I would not have seen it. nice attempt at come backs though, you must be the bitchy all in your face type of homo that tries to catch the aids
You silly sausage. It was my mattress. And I caught it a long time ago.
Oh btw, you should probably get yourself checked out
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No matter how you clean that, a few hours later you will wipe your ass and it will be like you just took a dump.
Need to wait this out, my man. Stay strong.
Worse part is you know more will show up next time you wipe but you can't just sandpaper wipe your ass til there's nothing left to wipe.
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You silly sausage. It was my mattress. And I caught it a long time ago.
Oh btw, you should probably get yourself checked out
you must be confusing me with some other alpha male. I don't associate with beta's and their ungodly ways.
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Was there any corn in said shit?