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Title: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: d0nny2600 on June 14, 2014, 07:19:56 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
I don't take kindly to shit breaking off..not at home..not at work..not in public...nowhere
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: wes on June 14, 2014, 07:22:55 AM
Powerful Poop Of Peace
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Rambone on June 14, 2014, 07:23:29 AM
Time to invest in flushable ass wipes from Costco
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: ChopperRider on June 14, 2014, 07:28:38 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.

It has been said that it's hard to get a shit like that off your chest!!!!
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: bradistani on June 14, 2014, 07:30:57 AM
brutal involuntary pinching off 
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: _aj_ on June 14, 2014, 07:31:37 AM
Heme-iron.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Grape Ape on June 14, 2014, 07:53:24 AM
No matter how you clean that, a few hours later you will wipe your ass and it will be like you just took a dump.

Need to wait this out, my man.  Stay strong.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Ron Jeremy on June 14, 2014, 08:05:30 AM
A quality pinch is one of the finer things in life. Proper timing is the key. Pinch to soon.......wipe all day. Hang in there. This will pass.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: _aj_ on June 14, 2014, 08:11:03 AM
Take an emergency shower. Go to town on your ass with a washcloth and an ass-load of soap. Dry area completely and add a layer of Vaseline (no homo). Pray to the shit gods to smile upon you again.

Stay strong.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: wild willie on June 14, 2014, 08:14:27 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
BFD
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: d0nny2600 on June 14, 2014, 09:45:16 AM
Balls touching or turned the other way?
I presume balls touching
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: 240 is Back on June 14, 2014, 09:56:34 AM
I took one of those dumps in the teachers lounge in 2002.   After feeling not-so-fresh all day long, I immediately finished the work day, wiped again, and drove to college and re-enrolled in classes to develop the skillset to work from home.

It's the little things in life that can totally change the bigger path you're on.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 14, 2014, 09:58:30 AM
Need more fiber.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2014, 10:00:20 AM
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Army of One on June 14, 2014, 10:02:31 AM
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo

Fat Alice?
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: ChopperRider on June 14, 2014, 10:08:07 AM
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo

Mental image of the Granny Groupie taking a selfie while a coiler is strategically deposited on her personal flotation devices
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Rami on June 14, 2014, 10:11:55 AM
Don't eat supplements for fucks sake! You are aware that all unnatural foods not intended for human consumption through evolution is nothing but a goddamn supplement. Standard american diet is fucken snake oil galore! 

Only eat natural foods that contains only 1 ingredient, do it now!
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: hench on June 14, 2014, 10:55:20 AM
One of the worst poo's ever, i had one of those the other day, was like the never ending story trying to finish that one up.
Another bad one is where the turd comes out sideways with spikes on, they are rare but when they occur one of the most painful experiences in the dumping world
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Ron Jeremy on June 14, 2014, 11:33:47 AM
Keto diets produce nasty constipation shits.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 14, 2014, 11:54:26 AM
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/InternationalLover/stupid%20shit/hairybear/bowie_hb.png)
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2014, 12:35:49 PM
Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 12:36:43 PM
Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.

Is it common to crap in the suit?  Please speak on this.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2014, 12:40:07 PM
Is it common to crap in the suit?  Please speak on this.
As I understand it is ok, I got a Nascar friend when you gotta go you gotta go.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Mitch on June 14, 2014, 12:43:03 PM
I'd love to be that dump.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Waller on June 14, 2014, 12:47:52 PM
OMG sooo gross.

Would be grosser if his chin was resting firmly on the crack  ;D
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: jodsy on June 14, 2014, 01:08:45 PM
this is because of your lifestyle, getting pounded by power tops means your all backed up. quite your sinful lifestyle and this will no longer happen.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Waller on June 14, 2014, 01:09:28 PM
this is because of your lifestyle, getting pounded by power tops means your all backed up. quite your sinful lifestyle and this will no longer happen.

A man of experience
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: jodsy on June 14, 2014, 01:10:43 PM
A man of experience
I assume you were the power top
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Waller on June 14, 2014, 01:12:37 PM
I assume you were the power top

Yes, you wouldn't have seen me from your view of the mattress
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: jodsy on June 14, 2014, 01:17:56 PM
Yes, you wouldn't have seen me from your view of the mattress
the mattress in my house is in a different country to your faggotry so no I would not have seen it. nice attempt at come backs though, you must be the bitchy all in your face type of homo that tries to catch the aids
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 01:19:40 PM
It seems we have a new rivalry brewing.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Foozle on June 14, 2014, 01:23:01 PM
It seems we have a new rivalry brewing.

This one could only suck more than if the gayner went against the gayner.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Waller on June 14, 2014, 01:23:59 PM
the mattress in my house is in a different country to your faggotry so no I would not have seen it. nice attempt at come backs though, you must be the bitchy all in your face type of homo that tries to catch the aids

You silly sausage.  It was my mattress. And I caught it a long time ago.

Oh btw, you should probably get yourself checked out
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: Lustral on June 14, 2014, 01:26:24 PM
No matter how you clean that, a few hours later you will wipe your ass and it will be like you just took a dump.

Need to wait this out, my man.  Stay strong.

Worse part is you know more will show up next time you wipe but you can't just sandpaper wipe your ass til there's nothing left to wipe.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: jodsy on June 14, 2014, 01:32:20 PM
You silly sausage.  It was my mattress. And I caught it a long time ago.

Oh btw, you should probably get yourself checked out
you must be confusing me with some other alpha male. I don't associate with beta's and their ungodly ways.
Title: Re: Just took one of those dumps
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2014, 01:35:27 PM
Was there any corn in said shit?