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Title: if you guys could....
Post by: wild willie on June 18, 2014, 07:57:54 PM
pick only one exercise for cardio..... what would it be?
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Post by: Knooger on June 18, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
Fucking your mom.
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Post by: wolfrittner on June 18, 2014, 08:03:28 PM
Stationary bike.
40 min.Its easy on the joints and I can still burn some good cal.
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Post by: wild willie on June 18, 2014, 08:04:42 PM
Stationary bike.
40 min.Its easy on the joints and I can still burn some good cal.
HOW ABOUT STEPMILL?
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Post by: Shockwave on June 18, 2014, 08:06:44 PM
Eliptical, stairmaster or treadmill.

All are capable of many things in their own regard.
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Post by: calfzilla on June 18, 2014, 08:07:27 PM
Jogging
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Post by: wolfrittner on June 18, 2014, 08:11:27 PM
HOW ABOUT STEPMILL?
Its great . done it many times but its  a little hard on my back. great for  legs.
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Post by: TheShape. on June 18, 2014, 08:14:25 PM
Biking, I don't do any other cardio.
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Post by: Knooger on June 18, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Fuck, it would seem serious answers are required here.

I'm partial to the elliptical trainer I have. Great to go on that and watch a movie.
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Post by: 240 is Back on June 18, 2014, 08:31:53 PM
walking on the treadmill with a nice incline.
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Post by: Pet shop boys on June 18, 2014, 08:34:26 PM
Stroking the salami ....



























...with a grapefruit,    (bodybuilding related )




WoooSSSHHHHH  BE YE KE
Title: Re: if you guys could....
Post by: daddy8ball on June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM
I would google "best cardio exercise"..

..and then do that.
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Post by: wild willie on June 18, 2014, 08:47:30 PM
I will do 20 mins on the stepmill and follow that up with 20 mins on the treadmill


or sometimes

I will just do 30 mins on the treadmill alone.


I like to mix it up a bit.
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Post by: wild willie on June 18, 2014, 08:48:54 PM
I would google "best cardio exercise"..

..and then do that.
not looking for advice......just wondering what everyone here likes as far as cardio goes.
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Post by: daddy8ball on June 18, 2014, 08:50:23 PM
sprint 50 yards,
walk back
sprint another 50 yards..

do that for 20 min.
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Post by: HTexan on June 18, 2014, 09:00:08 PM
Elliptical.
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Post by: haider on June 18, 2014, 10:05:23 PM
HIIT sprints.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 18, 2014, 10:16:55 PM
Prowler
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Post by: Primemuscle on June 18, 2014, 10:18:51 PM
Stationary bike.
40 min.Its easy on the joints and I can still burn some good cal.

I'll take that a pedal further to the recumbent stationary bike. ZERO impact and the ability to really pump up your heart rate.
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Post by: Knooger on June 18, 2014, 10:21:10 PM
Prowler

prowl·er

A person who moves stealthily around or loiters near a place with a view to committing a crime, especially burglary.
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Post by: jamesjenkinsfitness on June 18, 2014, 10:37:33 PM
Resistance sprints, or tire flip
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Post by: Europe on June 18, 2014, 10:48:37 PM
elliptical easily! very easy on the joints, ergonomical & can give you helluva workout if you do it right!
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Post by: BOW on June 18, 2014, 10:51:25 PM
Easy road bike. Get the fuck outside sometime and enjoy riding somewhere 20 miles instead of walking in place for an hour
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Post by: OTHstrong on June 18, 2014, 11:02:38 PM
Jogging
x 10000 Nothing more embarrassing then a shredded bodybuilder who can't run
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Post by: calfzilla on June 19, 2014, 12:23:45 AM
sprint 50 yards,
walk back
sprint another 50 yards..

do that for 20 min.

I do something like this. Go to a track and sprint the straightaways and walk the curves.
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Post by: FermiDirac on June 19, 2014, 12:46:08 AM
Swimming is nice, I do 2 km three times a week.
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Post by: Bertha Butt on June 19, 2014, 02:46:23 AM
I love swimming, but didn't go to the pool for a few years. Since we have new swimming pool in town, they changed the opening hours, but not in my favour...  >:( After that they had some outbreaks of legionella, and both lights and sound systems dropping from the ceiling into the pool.  :o

I bought a lovely new swimming suit (and goggles) and started swimming again yesterday. In the past I worked my way up to just over 2 km in an hour, but now I have to start at 1 km again...  :-[

When swimming wasn't an option, I went hiking. Doing 15-20 km walks with a heavy backpack filled with food, water and a camera.
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Post by: Bertha Butt on June 19, 2014, 02:50:46 AM
Swimming is nice, I do 2 km three times a week.

I guess (and hope) you don't have to slalom around ancient hippowhales. They're numerous here and they always want to keep their hair dry during their swim. I can't help myself, I just have to splash a lot when they're in my way.
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Post by: wolfrittner on June 19, 2014, 03:43:01 AM
Fucking your mom.
:D :D :D
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Post by: falco on June 19, 2014, 03:47:45 AM
I love swimming, but didn't go to the pool for a few years. Since we have new swimming pool in town, they changed the opening hours, but not in my favour...  >:( After that they had some outbreaks of legionella, and both lights and sound systems dropping from the ceiling into the pool.  :o

I bought a lovely new swimming suit (and goggles) and started swimming again yesterday. In the past I worked my way up to just over 2 km in an hour, but now I have to start at 1 km again...  :-[

When swimming wasn't an option, I went hiking. Doing 15-20 km walks with a heavy backpack filled with food, water and a camera.

No you didn't.
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Post by: dr.chimps on June 19, 2014, 03:58:00 AM
Fucking your mom.
Done in one.     ;D
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 19, 2014, 04:07:20 AM
Swimming is nice, I do 2 km three times a week.

Theoretically optimal, professor, but in practice suffers from

I guess (and hope) you don't have to slalom around ancient hippowhales. They're numerous here and they always want to keep their hair dry during their swim. I can't help myself, I just have to splash a lot when they're in my way.

and just slow mother fuckers.  O I'm sorry did I hit your feet with my hands?  I wasn't sure if you were swimming or if you were drowning and needed assistance.

And urine.  Schools bring kids to the pool by the busload.  The math does itself.  Uhhh, little pishers.

So I row.  (The machine, not in a lake with the STROKE guy or the BDB variation.)
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Post by: Lustral on June 19, 2014, 04:30:41 AM
x 10000 Nothing more embarrassing then a shredded bodybuilder who can't run

Good thing I'm not shredded. Low expectations.
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Post by: Bertha Butt on June 19, 2014, 04:40:55 AM
Theoretically optimal, professor, but in practice suffers from

and just slow mother fuckers.  O I'm sorry did I hit your feet with my hands?  I wasn't sure if you were swimming or if you were drowning and needed assistance.

And urine.  Schools bring kids to the pool by the busload.  The math does itself.  Uhhh, little pishers.

So I row.  (The machine, not in a lake with the STROKE guy or the BDB variation.)

Or those old bestest friends, who talk a lot during 'swimming' in slow motion. Then one of them says something new, and the other ones makes a full stop. The first makes a full stop too, and they are just treading water and having an animated conversation right there, in the middle of the pool, causing a traffic jam. Of course some other gerontosauruses have to stop too, to see what is going on and mingle in the conversation.

And there are those senile carcasses who think those 50m lanes, or even the 25m lanes, are too long, and decide to swim from side to side, across all 8 lanes.

Still, I love swimming. Only not on senior citizen days...
Those children have their swimming lessons in a different pool.
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Post by: FermiDirac on June 19, 2014, 04:53:01 AM
As you say, yes, I have to perform battle with whales, walruses and sea elephants on top of the filthy water. Some days it's so crowded that you spend more time zigzaging between the waterhogs than you spend crawling.

Standard filthy 25x8 pool of peace.

Though, it's a very nice form of cardio when you get things going. It's easy on the joints and very relaxing.
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Post by: hrspwr1 on June 19, 2014, 06:29:49 AM
Trail running.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 19, 2014, 06:55:42 AM
Stationary bike.  Good sweat.  No joint stress.  Best of all, no one hardly uses it because all the fatties use the treadmills.
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Post by: WannaBePro on June 19, 2014, 07:16:26 AM
I have a stepper at home I use 3X/wk (though sometimes I get lazy and just take a walk outside for 30 or 40mins, if weather permits).
Stepper is definitely my cardio machine of choice. I feel like I ran a marathon after being on that thing for half an hour.
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Post by: beakdoctor on June 19, 2014, 07:23:53 AM
Jumping rope.
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Post by: Donny on June 19, 2014, 07:28:07 AM
Jumping rope.
i like to do this at home to warm up and now and again i do some Tabata style cardio before a workout. Jumping rope is not bad at all.
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Post by: irishdave on June 19, 2014, 07:37:47 AM
wild willie you suck fucking cox
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Post by: Thick Nick on June 19, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Fucking your mom.

Lol. On que you had this one loaded up. Well done.
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Post by: CalvinH on June 19, 2014, 12:48:01 PM
Trail running.



X2
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on June 19, 2014, 12:53:49 PM
sex
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Post by: Knooger on June 19, 2014, 01:08:12 PM
sex

With who's mom?
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Post by: Primemuscle on June 19, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
sex

This is what my mom always told me....sex is the best cardio exercise. Generally though, one does better at this when they have a "training" partner. LOL!
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Post by: Shockwave on June 19, 2014, 04:27:14 PM
This is what my mom always told me....sex is the best cardio exercise. Generally though, one does better at this when they have a "training" partner. LOL!
Your mom told you that?

Dude...I dont know if thats a story id be telling people.
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Post by: haider on June 19, 2014, 05:02:58 PM
Your mom told you that?

Dude...I dont know if thats a story id be telling people.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Knooger on June 19, 2014, 05:11:31 PM
Your mom told you that?

Dude...I dont know if thats a story id be telling people.

Might wanna get pics of his mom before you pass judgment.
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Post by: Primemuscle on June 19, 2014, 05:37:58 PM
Your mom told you that?

Dude...I dont know if thats a story id be telling people.

I was 24 years old and married when she said this. I see nothing wrong with that accept that it was a little intrusive on her part with regards to my wife and my personal life. But then, my mom was known to be outspoken, so I didn't take it too seriously. Are you one of those folks who had parents that never talked about sex?
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Post by: Palpatine Q on June 19, 2014, 05:40:24 PM
Theoretically optimal, professor, but in practice suffers from

and just slow mother fuckers.  O I'm sorry did I hit your feet with my hands?  I wasn't sure if you were swimming or if you were drowning and needed assistance.

And urine.  Schools bring kids to the pool by the busload.  The math does itself.  Uhhh, little pishers.

So I row.  (The machine, not in a lake with the STROKE guy or the BDB variation.)

+1

Rowing machine or ride my road bike.
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Post by: Primemuscle on June 19, 2014, 05:42:37 PM
Might wanna get pics of his mom before you pass judgment.

When she was young, she was fairly good looking. In fact, she was a fashion model in New York before she married. Unfortunately, she smoked tons of cigarettes and drank a lot of booze over the years, which didn't do much for her remaining attractive when she got into her 40's. She remained slim all her life though. She died when she was only 61 years old.