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Title: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: Brooklyn lifter on January 26, 2006, 09:20:46 AM: I am sure you guys could come up with a lot more.

What bodybuilders say: What they actually mean:

- nutritional adviser - steroid guru

- stop partying - cut back on recreational drug use

- "i will use lighter weights so my waist - cut back on hGH and hopefully the will be more streamline" gut will not as big as before

- chest situation - bitch tits
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 26, 2006, 09:31:09 AM: "bro"
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: Dan-O on January 26, 2006, 09:31:42 AM: Robert Paulson was a champion bodybuilder who got bitch tits
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: gordiano on January 26, 2006, 09:41:21 AM: What they say- My body needs a break, therefore I will not be competing this year.

What they mean- If I don't go "off" cycle for a few months, I'll become the next Tom Prince.

WTS- I'm was having personal issues, and could not concentrate on my prep.

WTM- My wife/girlfriend found out I was cheating, yet again and made life hell for me.

WTS- I'm hoping the judges will notice me this year.

WTM- That blow job I gave em sure made an impression.

WTS- I'm a pro athlete.

WTM- I have no skills. My life revolves around looking good. And make virtually no money doing it. But pro anything sounds nice.

WTS- I just signed with X supplement company. They are great and classy. They know how to treat the athletes. Their supp line is the best, and I've always used their stuff.

WTM- Their supps are overpriced and overhyped, and I don't really use their shit. But it is an income, and it beats gay-for-pay.

WTS- I just signed a huge deal with X supplements.

WTM- Fuck, all I got was 3 jars of creatine 5 jars of protein and I got to keep the pen I used to sign the contract.........
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: tommywishbone on January 26, 2006, 10:27:37 AM: "I'm taking time off to let my body rest" aka... "I ain't got no money for gear"
"I just signed a deal with Sony Pictures" aka... "I'm doing gay porn for $500"
"Can I reserve the posing room for 11pm?" aka... "I'm homeless, can I sleep in the posing room?"
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 26, 2006, 10:33:14 AM: "im bulking up" ------ "i want to be fat and lazy for a couple of months"
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Post by: Bast000 on January 26, 2006, 10:36:20 AM: "I had a hard leg day last night and I'm really sore"

-Tom Prince fucked me in the ass last night.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: tom joad on January 26, 2006, 10:40:12 AM: "my package will blow the judges away!" or "the judges have never seen a package like the one i'll be bringin"
. . . in these instances, what they say is probably what they mean.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: jaejonna on January 26, 2006, 11:13:53 AM: "That video that we took the other night should be viewed in the privacy of our home"

"Im going to beat the crap out of you and put you in a trunk and set the car on fire."
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: gordiano on December 28, 2007, 03:14:31 AM: CLassic shit!
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: ChinoXL on December 28, 2007, 09:09:59 AM: Quote from: Dan-O on January 26, 2006, 09:31:42 AM
Robert Paulson was a champion bodybuilder who got bitch tits

"In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name."
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Lingo
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 28, 2007, 09:11:58 AM: "my lawyers will be knocking on your door soon" translation: I'm mildly retarded