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Title: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: _aj_ on June 26, 2014, 08:41:29 AM

Fleshlight Finally Made An iPad Case That You Can Fuck

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/fleshlight-finally-made-an-ipad-case-that-you-can-fuck-1596444299

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What took them so long?

Fleshlight, who has reportedly been working on this thing for two and a half years, has a new case called the Fleshlight Launchpad. It's an iPad case that is also a case for your penis.

When new first broke, people were excited to use their penis in conjunction with their iPad. POV porn! Skype! Very, very non-canonical interpretations of Angry Birds!

The Launchpad is the recipient of the following review blurbs on the Fleshlight website:

"The LaunchPAD takes watching POV videos to a whole new level! It feels like I'm really having sex with my favorite porn stars." -JT

"I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD" -CAPTAINBEEFSTIK

"The grips on the LaunchPAD make it easy to thrust into the Fleshlight rather than stroking. It takes masturbating to a whole new level." -ALL4GIRLS

"Stoya porn on your tablet + the Launch Pad + Stoya's Fleshlight makes it feel like she's really in the room! IMHO this is better than the real thing." -FLESHLOVER

"I get out my Launch Pad whenever my wife goes out of town. Now I wish she'd leave more often… this thing is amazing!" -MONEYSHOTS
Maybe you see a man named "Fleshlover" and think, Hmm, this is perhaps not the most impartial Fleshlight reviewer. Me, I see a man who really loves fucking Fleshlights, and knows from.

Launchpad costs $25, which is less than the strap that secures your tablet to your leg so you can jerk off and watch porn hands-free.

Title: Re: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: Tapeworm on June 26, 2014, 08:57:41 AM

Nothing wrong with jerking off but it's not a high tech enterprise.  Damn kids with their fancy gadgets.  In my day we had two options.

Title: Re: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: dr.chimps on June 26, 2014, 09:02:03 AM

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 26, 2014, 08:57:41 AM

Nothing wrong with jerking off but it's not a high tech enterprise.  Damn kids with their fancy gadgets.  In my day we had two options.

And both were digital.

Title: Re: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: the trainer on June 26, 2014, 09:04:14 AM

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Title: Re: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: Tapeworm on June 26, 2014, 09:05:06 AM

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 26, 2014, 09:02:03 AM

And both were digital.

Haha, damn you!

Title: Re: Attention GetBiggers! Our salvation has arrived!
Post by: Dr.J on June 27, 2014, 05:21:43 AM

A grapefruit works just fine.