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Title: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: the trainer on July 03, 2014, 06:30:36 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Simple Simon on July 03, 2014, 06:45:09 AM
the faggotry is strong in this thread.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: The Scott on July 03, 2014, 06:50:25 AM
Use the Farce, Luke...
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: _aj_ on July 03, 2014, 06:51:18 AM
[taking notes furiously]

Thanks!
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 03, 2014, 06:57:06 AM
I had a feeling I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: ChopperRider on July 03, 2014, 07:20:34 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.

You're trying WAY too hard.

Die phaggot.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Alpine on July 03, 2014, 08:50:52 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.

Wow. If I was going to TRY and describe the obligatory dbag I run into, out at the bars, wearing a T-shirt two sizes too small, this is exactly how I would go about doing it. You literally nailed every stereotypical dbaggy thing possible. Dont have a wingman bigger than you? Really. God you're a fucking tool. Shoot yourself. People like you is why everyone associates idiot dbags with anyone who weight trains. Luckily you are 250lb at 7% and make $350k/yr doing personal training or you'd have no other reason to keep on living.

Its not a troll, you're just that douchey.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Skorp1o on July 03, 2014, 09:10:37 AM
Wow. If I was going to TRY and describe the obligatory dbag I run into, out at the bars, wearing a T-shirt two sizes too small, this is exactly how I would go about doing it. You literally nailed every stereotypical dbaggy thing possible. Dont have a wingman bigger than you? Really. God you're a fucking tool. Shoot yourself. People like you is why everyone associates idiot dbags with anyone who weight trains. Luckily you are 250lb at 7% and make $350k/yr doing personal training or you'd have no other reason to keep on living.

Its not a troll, you're just that douchey.

He actually makes $520k/pa  :D

Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 03, 2014, 09:38:16 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=540545.0;attach=569904;image)
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: falco on July 04, 2014, 03:48:35 AM
Don't forget the ruffies!

Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Complex Carbs on July 04, 2014, 03:50:30 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.
Has this ever worked for you or is this just your imagination brought down to paper?
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: _aj_ on July 04, 2014, 05:26:55 AM
Has this ever worked for you or is this just your imagination brought down to paper?

Do you really have to ask?
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Simple Simon on July 04, 2014, 05:28:05 AM
Has this ever worked for you or is this just your imagination brought down to paper?
It works for him every wekend, he always gets a buff boy on a Saturday night.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Dr.J on July 04, 2014, 06:38:47 AM
C'mon guys.this is good shit here...solid post...notes taken as we speak..

 :)
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: the trainer on July 04, 2014, 07:16:40 AM
Has this ever worked for you or is this just your imagination brought down to paper?

It works for me every time I hit da clubs and if you follow the steps it will work for you too.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Waller on July 04, 2014, 07:19:48 AM

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away


My gf gets turned on just smelling my sweat, I guess that makes me 'alpha'  ;D
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Simple Simon on July 04, 2014, 07:32:23 AM
It works for me every time I hit da clubs and if you follow the steps it will work for you too.
How old are you again?
An "about" will do.
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: the trainer on July 04, 2014, 07:39:54 AM
How old are you again?
An "about" will do.
Ok sure, I am about 26
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: _aj_ on July 04, 2014, 07:44:37 AM
Ok sure, I am about 26

You too?
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Simple Simon on July 04, 2014, 07:45:08 AM
Ok sure, I am about 26
AGE 26
6ft
250lbs
8%bf

Roll on 6th August.   ;D
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Royalty on July 04, 2014, 10:07:07 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.

Rule #3 is very gay
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Royalty on July 04, 2014, 10:09:00 AM
In spirit of the holidays I am releasing my tips to you guys on how to be a buff bodybuilder for clubbing and sealing the deal.

1. Try to get a late night workout before you go out preferred bodyparts to hit bis, tris and chest.

2. Make sure your wingman is not bigger than you so you can get all the attention for yourself

3.I have said this before, wear super tight shirt, tight jeans and boots.

4.Drink red wine to keep your pump.

5. Wear a strong musky cologne so people can smell you a mile away

6. Let your wingman know his job is to keep the fatty distracted while you talk to the hot girls

7. When you are talking to the women tell them to touch your abs this will get them turned on

8.Once you guys are drunk invite her back to your place offer to strip dance for her this will seal the deal

9. If you are a small dick getbigger like nick,alpine and the crew keep a penis pump in the bathroom it might help.

10. Make sure you pound hard till the bed shake, imagine that you are deadlifting and scream to release your energy.

Thats it happy hunting on the weekend boys.


Also, the name of the thread is very gay
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: _aj_ on July 04, 2014, 10:23:52 AM
3.) should my boots be tight too?
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: Grape Ape on July 04, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
This gimmick has run its course....
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: the trainer on July 04, 2014, 12:30:21 PM
3.) should my boots be tight too?

This is an example of how you would dress

(http://i47.tinypic.com/4kebt3.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWEsMTk9E5OOsPilmacTt-ieqDUO8dlVA6TQBWVbUnzp12IRp_)
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: _aj_ on July 04, 2014, 01:07:15 PM
This is an example of how you would dress

(http://i47.tinypic.com/4kebt3.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWEsMTk9E5OOsPilmacTt-ieqDUO8dlVA6TQBWVbUnzp12IRp_)
Title: Re: Buff boy for the weekend
Post by: the trainer on July 04, 2014, 01:16:17 PM
Try and get the super wide v-neck its great for showing off the pec.
(http://images.wikia.com/guidopedia/images/a/a6/Guidos.jpg)

Once you start hitting on chicks this is the end result.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSvaw6tYUKKKJUvQsCnZ_5G60B7dJyvGzoUQRXtLocHFIzWWX4)