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Title: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: TEMPER on July 10, 2014, 07:58:01 PM: Can't just go from driving your pet camel to jumping in a Lambo, and just expect the learning curve to work itself out.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:39:05 AM: Quote from: TEMPER on July 10, 2014, 07:58:01 PM
Can't just go from driving your pet camel to jumping in a Lambo, and just expect the learning curve to work itself out.

Dubai is NOT in India you silly onion.

This happened in Delhi.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2014, 12:41:50 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:39:05 AM
Dubai is NOT in India you silly onion.

This happened in Delhi.

Yes it is! Dubai, India
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2014, 12:44:27 AM: Dubai, India period!
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skeletor on July 11, 2014, 12:47:06 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239598.0;attach=279679;image)
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:55:24 AM: Am I missing an inside joke here ???
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skeletor on July 11, 2014, 12:58:32 AM: (http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2013/09/26/kvlb0tapdg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2014, 01:00:48 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:55:24 AM
Am I missing an inside joke here ???

yes, but it's only a joke if u want it to be
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 11, 2014, 01:50:23 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:55:24 AM
Am I missing an inside joke here ???
no dubai is in india you silly goose
(Thats a yes)
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 11, 2014, 02:25:23 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:39:05 AM
Dubai is NOT in India you silly onion.

This happened in Delhi.

We have a saying here on Getbig called Dubai, India.

If it happens in Dubai, it's in India.

If it's in India, it's in Dubai.

If something happens where schmoeing is involved (arabs, indians and whatnot), it's in Dubai, India.

If there is some sort of evidence of cameljockeying, it's in Dubai, India.

Quote from: musclecenter on January 11, 2011, 10:34:53 AM
Kai Greene will be in Dubai, ~~India~~ UAE
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Whiskey on July 11, 2014, 02:37:47 AM: Matt T has business interests in Dubai, India.

Jiust ask him, he'll tell you.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 03:05:16 AM: Skorp revealing his true getbig infancy in this thread
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Grape Ape on July 11, 2014, 04:07:30 AM: Quote from: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 03:05:16 AM
Skorp revealing his true getbig infancy in this thread

Skorp just PMd me asking why everyone here thinks muslim extremists are peaceful, when they can be quite the opposite.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 04:11:36 AM: Quote from: Grape Ape on July 11, 2014, 04:07:30 AM
Skorp just PMd me asking why everyone here thinks muslim extremists are peaceful

Your sarcasm of peace will not be tolerated, not in here, not in the parking lot, not anywhere >:(
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 04:23:15 AM: Haha

Skorp pm'd me yesterday, asking me which part of the womans body is the corn
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 11, 2014, 04:26:43 AM: Matt Sickorangutang found things in Dubai, India.

"Are there things?"
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Grape Ape on July 11, 2014, 04:40:15 AM: Quote from: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 04:23:15 AM
Haha

Skorp pm'd me yesterday, asking me which part of the womans body is the corn

ha yes

Was on the phone the other day with him and he asked what this ice mirage everyone keeps seeing is.....
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 11, 2014, 04:45:19 AM: Quote from: Grape Ape on July 11, 2014, 04:40:15 AM
ha yes

Was on the phone the other day with him and he asked what this ice mirage everyone keeps seeing is.....

Soon he'll be asking about these "10 Names!!!" as well.... What you?
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: youandme on July 11, 2014, 05:02:34 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 12:55:24 AM
Am I missing an inside joke here ???

Haha, yeah. Guy named Matt had a so called "modeling" gig in Dubai, India. Lots of camel licking took place.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 06:53:30 AM: You people who think Dubai is India can lick my balloon knot.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2014, 07:02:29 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 06:53:30 AM
You people who think Dubai is India can lick my balloon knot.

it's a fact here on getbig and btw would love to do that
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Rambone on July 11, 2014, 07:03:48 AM: Quote from: poldaktalos on July 11, 2014, 12:47:06 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239598.0;attach=279679;image)

The only flag I remove my ballcap for
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 07:06:37 AM: Quote from: kreator on July 11, 2014, 07:02:29 AM

it's a fact here on getbig and btw would love to do that

Where do you live? I take balloon knot licking offers very serious.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 07:39:56 AM: Quote from: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 04:23:15 AM
Haha

Skorp pm'd me yesterday, asking me which part of the womans body is the corn

Haha, Skorp pm'd me and asked what the deal with peanut butter sandwiches was.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Europe on July 11, 2014, 07:49:38 AM: hmm.. this is kinda like the "leopard" thingy isn't it? :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Whiskey on July 11, 2014, 07:51:25 AM: (http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/Tb3S233i2k4/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: youandme on July 11, 2014, 07:57:25 AM: bag of smashed assholes
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2014, 10:04:34 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 07:06:37 AM
Where do you live? I take balloon knot licking offers very serious.

in Booty's head most of the time
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:11:00 AM: This is why these tits like skopes4cox and simplehymen will never be anything but middle tier getbiggers, not knowing about Dubai,India and not knowing King Kamali had an account here should be punishable by death.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Nails on July 11, 2014, 10:14:23 AM: did uncle Joon's Nose accidently hit the Gas peddle ??? ???
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 10:16:53 AM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:11:00 AM
This is why these tits like skopes4cox and simplehymen will never be anything but middle tier getbiggers, not knowing about Dubai,India and not knowing King Kamali had an account here should be punishable by death.

Hafa, Army are you saying that if we invited skorp for a drink at the Blue Oyster he'd say "What time should I be there and can I wear my favorite low, V-neck shirt?"
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Darren Avey on July 11, 2014, 10:18:04 AM: Dubai

DontSell
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM: Quote from: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 10:16:53 AM

Hafa, Army are you saying that if we invited skorp for a drink at the Blue Oyster he'd say "What time should I be there and can I wear my favorite low, V-neck shirt?"

Haha yes, what I'm saying is that if we organised a getbig vacation, Dorko would be the one staying at Room 7 at the Mirage,waving a bucket of ice in front of the peep hole to get in
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: tommywishbone on July 11, 2014, 10:23:55 AM: I miss Dubia, India. Had a lot of fun there
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:26:36 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on July 11, 2014, 10:23:55 AM
I miss Dubia, India. Had a lot of fun there

Did you meet Will Harris for dinner there?
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 10:27:52 AM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM
Haha yes, what I'm saying is that if we organised a getbig vacation, Dorko would be the one staying at Room 7 at the Mirage,waving a bucket of ice in front of the peep hole to get in

Haha yes, Dorko is such a noob he asked why NZmuscle came into the bar with sheep.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:34:29 AM: Quote from: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 10:27:52 AM

Haha yes, Dorko is such a noob he asked why NZmuscle came into the bar with sheep.

Dorko wondered why a guy called pumpster sent him a microphone, but felt it couldn't do any harm to speak to an ex moderator of getbig on Skype, as he must be jacked and know his stuff.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: tommywishbone on July 11, 2014, 10:39:39 AM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:26:36 AM
Did you meet Will Harris for dinner there?

:D. Haven't seen Will in a while. Good guy. Crazy sob but good crazy.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 10:42:27 AM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:34:29 AM
Dorko wondered why a guy called pumpster sent him a microphone, but felt it couldn't do any harm to speak to an ex moderator of getbig on Skype, as he must be jacked and know his stuff.

Dorko found a good deal on lifting equipment on Vince's website.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:43:56 AM: Dorko was sent a pm saying Bee Pollen is the in thing in bbing, he is currently buying some and will report back on gains
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: tu_holmes on July 11, 2014, 10:46:07 AM: Quote from: BigCyp on July 11, 2014, 04:23:15 AM
Haha

Skorp pm'd me yesterday, asking me which part of the womans body is the corn

Ok... That legit made me LOL.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:50:13 AM: Dorko sent me a pm asking why Derek Anthony's site was down
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 11:16:13 AM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 10:11:00 AM
This is why these tits like skopes4cox and simplehymen will never be anything but middle tier getbiggers, not knowing about Dubai,India and not knowing King Kamali had an account here should be punishable by death.

Good one, but on another note I've been here long enough to know that you're the shittiest poster on Getbig and at times post fake pics of people who actually bodybuild claiming its you.

Wwwooooooooosssshhhhh
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 11:48:35 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 11:16:13 AM
Good one, but on another note I've been here long enough to know that you're the shittiest poster on Getbig and at times post fake pics of people who actually bodybuild claiming its you.

Wwwooooooooosssshhhhh

Can't even give you a 1 out of ten for effort on this one, chalk this day up as a complete fail and try again tomorrow.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skeletor on July 11, 2014, 11:51:20 AM: Skorp1o PM'd me asking the exact location of room 7.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 11:53:23 AM: Dorky is trying to hire a company called Kegdrainer that he heard could move large boulders from his garden
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 12:02:50 PM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 11:53:23 AM
Dorky is trying to hire a company called Kegdrainer that he heard could move large boulders from his garden

Dorko has heard from Fat Panda about a revolutionary Kit Kat diet.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 12:12:09 PM: Quote from: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 12:02:50 PM

Dorko has heard from Fat Panda about a revolutionary Kit Kat diet.

Dorky heard that option d is always the best one
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 11, 2014, 12:19:29 PM: Scorpio means well but he did just PM me expressing some concerns about Tbombz' current lifestyle choices.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 12:42:29 PM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 12:12:09 PM
Dorky heard that option d is always the best one

Dorkia asked danielson advice on staying clean.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 01:13:08 PM: Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
Can't even give you a 1 out of ten for effort on this one, chalk this day up as a complete fail and try again tomorrow.

I'll come back tomorrow when posters with actual comedic flair are here... Your efforts are very mild and lame considering I'm giving you a black Friday here.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Army of One on July 11, 2014, 01:47:28 PM: Quote from: Skorp1o on July 11, 2014, 01:13:08 PM
I'll come back tomorrow when posters with actual comedic flair are here... Your efforts are very mild and lame considering I'm giving you a black Friday here.

Zzzzzzz so much fail
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: ESFitness on July 11, 2014, 01:56:51 PM: so, if Dubai is in india.. what about Abu Dhabi?

fucking idiots... unless I'm missing some sort of joke.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: ESFitness on July 11, 2014, 01:57:42 PM: probably think Singapore is in Malaysia as well..
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 11, 2014, 02:03:57 PM: Quote from: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 12:42:29 PM
Dorkia asked danielson advice on staying clean.

"Fuck you and Fuck your thread " ;D
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: kreator on July 12, 2014, 12:52:52 AM: Quote from: ESFitness on July 11, 2014, 01:56:51 PM
so, if Dubai is in india.. what about Abu Dhabi?

fucking idiots... unless I'm missing some sort of joke.

Canadia?
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: shiftedShapes on July 12, 2014, 03:31:40 AM: Quote from: poldaktalos on July 11, 2014, 12:58:32 AM
(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2013/09/26/kvlb0tapdg.jpg)

Jay is a true Champion!
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Radical Plato on July 12, 2014, 03:40:05 AM: Classic.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-12-2014/UQPbZi.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/UQPbZi)
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: Whiskey on July 12, 2014, 03:58:09 AM: Probably playing too much G.T.A.
Title: Re: Dubai, India: Valet RUINS Lambo at High-end Hotel.
Post by: CalvinH on July 12, 2014, 07:25:23 AM: Quote from: The Effervescent on July 11, 2014, 02:03:57 PM
"Fuck you and Fuck your thread " ;D

:D