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Title: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: Hulkotron on July 23, 2014, 06:53:49 PM
I always feel like a tit walking up to the disinterested young Hebrew behind the counter and telling him "Yes I'd like a large 800-Lb Gorilla" or the "MuscleMax" oh brother.
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: That_Dude on July 23, 2014, 07:00:46 PM
99.9% of the time they just add a scoop of low quality bulk soy protein to the "high protein" smoothies.
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: Mawse on July 23, 2014, 07:18:13 PM
^^^ I definitely wouldn't risk squandering my anabolic window with an inferior protein source

A true iron warrior would keep a tub of his own 'Skip Blend' in his locker and demand that the young Hebrew added five scoops of cross filtered, cold processed ion exchanged bovine colostrum to the blended ice, banana and peanut butter concoction.

Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 23, 2014, 10:44:31 PM
I tend to avoid smoothie shops as I feel my chance of encountering homosex is greatly increased there
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 23, 2014, 10:47:22 PM
I tend to avoid smoothie shops as I feel my chance of encountering homosex is greatly increased there

One should never roll into the local jamba juice sporting a tight sleeved shirt, thats for certain.

Unless ones aim is to get a double shot of "protein" right in the auxiliary port.
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: _aj_ on July 24, 2014, 03:04:21 AM
LOL @ this whole thread  :D
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 24, 2014, 03:06:05 AM
Always carry 10 scoops of Plazmosis wherever you go.
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: SuperTed on July 24, 2014, 03:34:11 AM
I used to do this when I was in college and just started training.

"Yeah, I'd like a large peanut butter milkshake with 2 scoops of protein, muscle and weight gain added. Thanks"

 ;D
Title: Re: Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop
Post by: wes on July 24, 2014, 04:13:11 AM
Ultra-Gay thread reported.