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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More => Topic started by: BigCyp on July 28, 2014, 04:17:32 AM
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Bollocks - something Uncle Junior said
Cock up - making a mistake
Up the Duff - Pregnant
Muff - vagina
cunt - Shizzo
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tuppence= clit.
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Different ways of saying drunk/loaded
Shitfaced
Cunted
Trolleyed
Wankered
Battered
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tuppence= clit.
For female BB's it's called a Ģ2
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Different ways of saying drunk/loaded
Shitfaced
Cunted
Trolleyed
Wankered
Battered
we say shitfaced too.
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we say shitfaced too.
Haha quality
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otters pocket - vagina
wizards sleeve - vagina
if man say him a timg him a ting - you can be what ever you say you are
do you want a slice - lets throw hands
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Tosspot Of Peace
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Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut
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Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut
Poetry
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Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut
decent ;D
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bunny - hot girl
mutton dressed as mutton - old minger
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Butters - same as butterface
Minger - ugly female
Sket - Girl who will even shag the neighbourhood dogs
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we say shitfaced too.
So do the Aussies. Nom sayin'?
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Red hole = slapper
Clunge ;D = vagina
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So do the Aussies. Nom sayin'?
The Aussies and Brits are similar in some ways. I know they say wanker a lot, just like us as well.
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The Aussies and Brits are similar in some ways. I know they say wanker a lot, just like us as well.
I recon Lee priest prefers 'shitface' to wank
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Rat/axe wound/kebab/velvet purse = vagina
We seem to have a lot of words for that one... :p
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Worra twat.
Nob.
Get bent.
Get to fuck.
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Mattress muncher/pillow biter/rear gunner/chocolate chimney sweep/bum bandit = gay
Angry lawnmower/rug muncher/muff diver/drinker of the furry cup = lesbian
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Up hill Gardner - most ifbb pros
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Hot sauce dripping from the Furry Kebab - Period Time!
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Mattress muncher/pillow biter/rear gunner/chocolate chimney sweep/bum bandit = gay
Angry lawnmower/rug muncher/muff diver/drinker of the furry cup = lesbian
Closeted gay poster of peace.
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Jam rag week
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Jam rag week
Hahaha yes
'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days
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Hahaha yes
'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days
Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless ;D
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Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless ;D
Nah mate can't do it :o
Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend
#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear
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Nah mate can't do it :o
Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend
#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear
Its worse if you do it...go straight to sleep and wake up with a cock that looks like a murder victim
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Its worse if you do it...go straight to sleep and wake up with a cock that looks like a murder victim
Hahahaha yes, bedsheets looking like shower curtains from Psycho
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Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless ;D
Thumb it in ;)
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Hahaha yes
'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days
This makes you exactly 25% homo. :P
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I spit out my fucking coffee on this one!! LOL ;D
Fucking hilarious. :D
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Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot
Awesome word that I will use more often! ;D
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Nah mate can't do it :o
Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend
#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear
Women ::) I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
:D
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Some words I recently began to use:
pikey
munter
pork scratching
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dognonse always makes me chuckle
charva as opposed to the southern chav
also, pakis tend to say innit repeatably, wherever they are from in the uk
we tend to add a snarling 'c.unt' after most things.... ie scotch C.UNT, southern C.UNT etc etc..... girl must be said with pure malice for authentic pronunciation
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dognonse always makes me chuckle
charva as opposed to the southern chav
also, pakis tend to say innit repeatably, wherever they are from in the uk
we tend to add a snarling 'c.unt' after most things.... ie scotch C.UNT, southern C.UNT etc etc..... girl must be said with pure malice for authentic pronunciation
something like this...
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A fag! I hope im right about this,its a cigarette in england,right?
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A fag! I hope im right about this,its a cigarette in england,right?
Correct, I used to work with a girl from Ireland who was contacting me via a multi use radio (30 people could hear)
She had an issue with a man begging for cigarettes.
Her actual words over the radio were "Ive got a guy down here trying to bum a fag" ;D
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Correct, I used to work with a girl from Ireland who was contacting me via a multi use radio (30 people could hear)
She had an issue with a man begging for cigarettes.
Her actual words over the radio were "Ive got a guy down here trying to bum a fag" ;D
Outed for being in a C.B Radio crew ;D
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remember we used to call a face, Puss. kick your fucking puss. Itīs funny going back and hearing slang again.
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Outed for being in a C.B Radio crew ;D
Security services. ;D
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Security services. ;D
Lol, good crew name ;D