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Title: Today I saw....
Post by: bradistani on July 30, 2014, 12:06:05 PM
a middle aged chav woman with 'LOL' tattooed across her fingers. she had other various bits of shit on her arms that i couldn't make out.

needless to say that these were done with a sewing needle and indian ink.

at least she didn't have a borstal dot.


also, staying with bad ink, a huge breasted (it's why she caught my eye) trollop with a green frog tattooed at the top of her cleavage. she too was well into middle age but at least i could read the 'dean' and 'elvis' that she had tatted on her arms
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: denarii on July 30, 2014, 01:31:13 PM
maybe she asked for LOVE and the tat artist made a mistake on the third letter so she stopped him?

Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: wolfrittner on August 05, 2014, 11:30:02 PM
maybe she asked for LOVE and the tat artist made a mistake on the third letter so she stopped him?


Hahahaha!Could be....

 ;D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: booty on August 05, 2014, 11:56:51 PM
At the gym yesterday I noticed a group of guys covered in tats. One had a face tat. It went around his ear and up the side of his face. I thought to myself how there was so many fuckwits getting around.
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Simple Simon on August 06, 2014, 12:22:40 AM
At the gym yesterday I noticed a group of guys covered in tats. One had a face tat. It went around his ear and up the side of his face. I thought to myself how there was so many fuckwits getting around.

He didnt give you any shit did he?
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: booty on August 06, 2014, 12:28:14 AM
He didnt give you any shit did he?
ha ha no he didn't. The last tatted up midget was grovelling to me for hours. It took him 4 years to say sorry to me. I still can't forgive him though. It's all an act.
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Wolfox on August 06, 2014, 12:46:06 AM
He didnt give you any shit did he?

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/527/247/7b7.gif)
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 01:09:43 AM
He didnt give you any shit did he?

implying lee?  ;D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 01:13:17 AM
Today I saw things through my eyes I didnt like, I turned 360 and  looked the otherway
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Simple Simon on August 06, 2014, 02:06:35 AM
Today I saw things through my eyes I didnt like, I turned 360 and  looked the otherway
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 06, 2014, 02:12:06 AM
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

Brutal  :D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: BigCyp on August 06, 2014, 03:47:41 AM
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

Hahaha are you saying that latissus is currently practicing his 4.5 dart finish?  ;D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: wes on August 06, 2014, 03:50:33 AM
He didnt give you any shit did he?
;D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Skorp1o on August 06, 2014, 03:51:09 AM

(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/mass-effect-shepard-head-spinning-360-13770416003.gif?id=587)
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 07:17:33 AM
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

what are you on about ? I said 360 so i would be going the otherway
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Simple Simon on August 06, 2014, 07:19:39 AM
what are you on about ? I said 360 so i would be going the otherway
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degree_(angle)
(http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/045497.jpg)
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 07:20:50 AM
(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/mass-effect-shepard-head-spinning-360-13770416003.gif?id=587)

yess skorps !!
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 07:23:38 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degree_(angle)
(http://www.rainbowresource.com/products/045497.jpg)

Wikipedia is not a trust worthy source. What dont you get? I turned 360 and walked away.360
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 07:26:55 AM
Put it this way simon, im looking at you, abit of vomit appears in my mouth, i do a 360 so my back is facing you  and walk away in discust.
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Simple Simon on August 06, 2014, 07:28:41 AM
Put it this way simon, im looking at you, abit of vomit appears in my mouth, i do a 360 so my back is facing you  and walk away in discust.
No, you dumb c.unt you do a 180 and walk directly away, a 360 is a full circle and you would be still looking directly at me.

Fuck me put the dumbells down and get to school.
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 07:52:38 AM
No, you dumb c.unt you do a 180 and walk directly away, a 360 is a full circle and you would be still looking directly at me.

Fuck me put the dumbells down and get to school.

Wmhahahaha you got trolled boy! Ohhhh :) the old 360 walk away is one of the oldest. Or were you doing reverse trollology?
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Simple Simon on August 06, 2014, 07:56:16 AM
Wmhahahaha you got trolled boy! Ohhhh :) the old 360 walk away is one of the oldest. Or were you doing reverse trollology?
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Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: Skorp1o on August 06, 2014, 08:11:31 AM
(http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/052/156/original/awkwardex14.gif.gif?1406842639)

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: bradistani on August 06, 2014, 09:01:48 AM
(http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/052/156/original/awkwardex14.gif.gif?1406842639)

he won't recover
Title: Re: Today I saw....
Post by: latiuss on August 06, 2014, 10:02:05 AM
Today was a good day  ;D