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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on August 13, 2014, 06:43:38 AM
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Two straight years I have made my pilgrimage to Vegas over the summer. Two trips of completely different results. After gathering all the statistics and info I could I came up with a scientific proven algorithm which I'll share at the end.
Trip 1-
Last summer. I was in a "bulking" phase or as normal people call it, fat. I was still very muscular but smoother than Heath off season, gut hanging out, face rivaling the roundness of Alex23. 4 nights in Vegas, pool parties etc...
Results- Left with a couple phone numbers that were dead ends and made out with 1 chick and was propositioned by 3 different hookers pretending to be partying at the club one of which I am 100% certain was a tranny.
Trip 2-
This summer. Strict diet and leaning for most of the year. Arms veiny like a cock, tren raging throughout, abs defined, lean face. 3 nights in Vegas.
Results - Phone has been blowing up since I've left. Fucked 2 girls, 1 at three different times and days. Turned down sex from 2 others due to bad timing, made out with 4 random chicks and finger banged 1 chick in the MGM pool. I could approach any chick and she would stop what's she was doing and give her attention to me.
As you can see, Results are completely different. With this I give you all a scientific algorithm to live by and use for your next Vegas trip.
BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS
LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES
School's out!
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Two straight years I have made my pilgrimage to Vegas over the summer. Two trips of completely different results. After gathering all the statistics and info I could I came up with a scientific proven algorithm which I'll share at the end.
Trip 1-
Last summer. I was in a "bulking" phase or as normal people call it, fat. I was still very muscular but smoother than Heath off season, gut hanging out, face rivaling the roundness of Alex23. 4 nights in Vegas, pool parties etc...
Results- Left with a couple phone numbers that were dead ends and made out with 1 chick and was propositioned by 3 different hookers pretending to be partying at the club one of which I am 100% certain was a tranny.
Trip 2-
This summer. Strict diet and leaning for most of the year. Arms veiny like a cock, tren raging throughout, abs defined, lean face. 3 nights in Vegas.
Results - Phone has been blowing up since I've left. Fucked 2 girls, 1 at three different times and days. Turned down sex from 2 others due to bad timing, made out with 4 random chicks and finger banged 1 chick in the MGM pool. I could approach any chick and she would stop what's she was doing and give her attention to me.
As you can see, Results are completely different. With this I give you all a scientific algorithm to live by and use for your next Vegas trip.
BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS
LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES
School's out!
How did that E-mail bitch go?
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Be sure to meet up with the trainer on August 6.
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BULKING + VEGAS = SLOT MACHINES & BUFFETS
LEAN + VEGAS = BITCHES, BITCHES and MORE BITCHES
You forgot the third: GAYBO GAINER + VEGAS = GALLONS OF SPERM DRANK AND FORESKINS SLURPED WHILE BALLBAGS WERE DELICATELY JUGGLED AS IF THEY WERE TWO EGGS BEING ROTATED IN A PALM WHILE TRYING NOT TO BE BROKEN. AND THIS:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545115.0;attach=574146;image)
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How did that E-mail bitch go?
Nothing but it did change my life as mentioned I bag some fattie the other night and now I am off them forever. Thin is in.
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Nothing but it did change my life as mentioned I bag some fattie the other night and now I am off them forever. Thin is in.
good on you, do not disrespect yourself again.
I will offer you words of advice. Be Selfish..
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You forgot the third: GAYBO GAINER + VEGAS = GALLONS OF SPERM DRANK AND FORESKINS SLURPED WHILE BALLBAGS WERE DELICATELY JUGGLED AS IF THEY WERE TWO EGGS BEING ROTATED IN A PALM WHILE TRYING NOT TO BE BROKEN. AND THIS:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545115.0;attach=574146;image)
Just when I begin to despair that you had left us...
Your work is not done yet...the gayner remains...