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Title: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: O.Z. on August 13, 2014, 07:15:11 PM
'A 50-year-old man died after getting a sex toy lodged up his bottom and being too embarrassed to seek urgent medical help, an inquest has heard.

Nigel Willis had the vibrator stuck in his anus for five days before he was rushed to hospital on New Years Eve, Southwark Coroner’s Court heard on Tuesday.

The diabetic, who cared for his elderly mother at their home in Forest Hill, told a friend he had been lying on the sofa for five days feeling dizzy and weak before the alarm was raised, the Evening Standard reported.
Willis was admitted to intensive care with septic shock and underwent emergency surgery to remove a “foreign body” from his anus.

He later died on 7 February.

A post-mortem examination determined the cause of death to be multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel, the News Shopper reports.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/13/nigel-willis-50-dies--getting-vibrator-stuck-bottom-five-days_n_5674644.html


Fellas, be careful
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: DanielPaul on August 13, 2014, 07:17:44 PM
His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: O.Z. on August 13, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?

who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Knooger on August 13, 2014, 07:23:28 PM
I've had one lodged in there for two weeks and so far I've only got a migraine.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: TheShape. on August 13, 2014, 07:27:08 PM
I still don't know why people insist on shoving stuff up there.  ???
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Knooger on August 13, 2014, 07:28:31 PM
I still don't know why people insist on shoving stuff up there.  ???

Nothing good on television, what are you going to do?
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: DanielPaul on August 13, 2014, 07:29:06 PM
Day 1 down shit load caster oil

Day 2 eat a bunch of Kashi cerial

Day 3 pride breaks , go to ER and tell them " you never going to believe what happened " and make up a story about getting analy raped by extremely large group of fat lesbians
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: phreak on August 13, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
What a buzzkill.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Knooger on August 13, 2014, 10:32:27 PM
What a buzzkill.

Nice.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: WillGrant on August 13, 2014, 10:36:10 PM
His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?
I know , Baking Tongs can come in handy

What a buzzkill.
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: kreator on August 14, 2014, 12:19:58 AM
he should've read the manual
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: pedro01 on August 14, 2014, 12:34:42 AM
Amazing that the clueless bastard actually made it to 50 when you think about it.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 14, 2014, 12:40:16 AM
Keep this in mind boys, this shit can happen to any one of us.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Ken Fresno on August 14, 2014, 12:45:34 AM
Keep this in mind boys, this shit can happen to any one of us.

Exactly, it's like making fun of the homeless. You never know whats gonna happen in the future.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: IronMeister on August 14, 2014, 01:02:28 AM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/4l0gi9.jpg)
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: _bruce_ on August 14, 2014, 03:14:18 AM
What is it with them UK dudes and foreign objects?

Pure Gold.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: gracie bjj on August 14, 2014, 06:15:05 AM
the had a episode on 2 weeks ago on that emergency room real life show,a guy came in saying his ass hurt n wanted to see a doc in private,then he wouldnt give real name n insisted on paying in cash n not using his medical coverage card from work,he said he got it stuck up his ass while having sex with his neighbor,his neighbor was there with him crying n telling the doctor please dont let him die n can u give me back my vibrater? i paid 55 bucks for that he said,then he started crying again n the doctor told him to relax n everythings gonna b fine
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: orion on August 14, 2014, 06:19:32 AM
Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: TrueGrit on August 14, 2014, 06:22:00 AM
I actually feel pretty bad for the mom.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: BB on August 14, 2014, 06:25:41 AM
Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.

That revolver looks like a S and W K frame, that's a lot of pistol to be stuffing up there. And let's not even discuss the front sight....

That had to be done in anger.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: phil mcgroin on August 14, 2014, 06:33:18 AM
who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.






Roflmao
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Skorp1o on August 14, 2014, 06:35:49 AM
who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.

PMSL  ;D
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: gracie bjj on August 14, 2014, 06:41:37 AM
Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.

im sure some of the stuff she told u was hard to believe, nurses in the ER see all the juice stuff
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Europe on August 14, 2014, 06:46:00 AM
100% a getbigger!!
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: CalvinH on August 14, 2014, 07:55:14 AM
Well at least we know the guy was to young to be wes :)
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: the trainer on August 14, 2014, 09:03:47 AM
What is it with them UK dudes and foreign objects?

Since simon and bigmc have no shame they normally go to the hospital whenever the vibrator gets stuck
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 14, 2014, 04:14:48 PM
Since simon and bigmc have no shame they normally go to the hospital whenever the vibrator gets stuck

Go to the gym, at least make it look like you lift...ffs
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: TrueGrit on August 14, 2014, 04:19:41 PM
Poor fella must have known it was up there. Did he just think it would go away?

Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 14, 2014, 04:22:57 PM
Poor fella must have known it was up there. Did he just think it would go away?



He should of just put some newspaper on it. It will go away eventually.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: WillGrant on August 14, 2014, 05:33:29 PM
At least they got it out in the end
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Army of One on August 14, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
It's only gay if it reaches the stomach when inserted from the rear
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 14, 2014, 06:02:34 PM
Medicinal prostate massages are NOT gay.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: O.Z. on August 14, 2014, 06:14:22 PM
Medicinal prostate massages are NOT gay.


as long as you do not ask for another appointment in a week.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: wes on August 15, 2014, 06:30:07 AM
Well at least we know the guy was to young to be wes :)
OUCH!!!   :D
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: gracie bjj on August 15, 2014, 06:38:24 AM
OUCH!!!   :D

when me n wes where young vibraters where still made outta stone ;D the flintstone 4400
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: wes on August 15, 2014, 06:39:29 AM
when me n wes where young vibraters where still made outta stone ;D the flintstone 4400
;D
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Knooger on August 15, 2014, 08:47:38 AM
so it found your brain


I don't consider myself fully penetrated until I feel it impacting my brain stem.
Title: Re: Vibrator killed a man
Post by: Lustral on August 15, 2014, 08:54:58 AM
Are they gonna sell vibrator on ebay? Easy sell - gives orgasms to die for.