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Title: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Army of One on August 17, 2014, 01:56:25 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvNAZ6_CQAAakuI.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: bigmc on August 17, 2014, 01:57:14 PM
id hop into bed with her
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Simple Simon on August 17, 2014, 01:58:58 PM
I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Waller on August 17, 2014, 02:02:51 PM
I'd love to know what those 5 shared interests are
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: polychronopolous on August 17, 2014, 02:04:01 PM
I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"

haha an oldie but a goodie  :)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: bigmc on August 17, 2014, 02:06:47 PM
she would make a good oar

or football post
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: TrueGrit on August 17, 2014, 02:07:44 PM
Her ass is the wrong way round
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 17, 2014, 02:07:52 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvNAZ6_CQAAakuI.jpg)

that guy needs to charge his cell phone.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 17, 2014, 02:08:43 PM
on a serious note: Poor girl, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.  :'(
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Simple Simon on August 17, 2014, 02:09:29 PM
Kims childhood
Hello, is Kim in?
No shes not, why?
We want her to come and play army?
Do you want here to be a nurse?
No we are short a sandbag.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: TrueGrit on August 17, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
that guy needs to charge his cell phone.

 ;D
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Rambone on August 17, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
Would love to be that beach towel
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: monstermunch on August 17, 2014, 04:06:43 PM
Heard she's a cheap drunk.

Gets legless quite easily.

Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 04:14:26 PM
This thread is too weird for me I am gone.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:18:47 PM
I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"

my man!
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:19:36 PM
This thread is too weird for me I am gone.

kind of like the time i greeted you under the weights

with a warm stream of dark green piss in your mouth
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: 240 is Back on August 17, 2014, 04:27:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/44ibK3Z.jpg)

yes.   
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:27:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/44ibK3Z.jpg)

would annihilate
raw no pull out
or just cum on phantom limb
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:29:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X0UltFt.jpg)

meh would skull fuck/10
provided i'm drunk
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: D.O.A. on August 17, 2014, 04:33:23 PM
kind of like the time i greeted you under the weights

with a warm stream of dark green piss in your mouth
Hahahaha! The Trainer likes it green!
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:35:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IVmWPsx.jpg)

would have her ride me

and i would lift her one leg

and just spin her so fucking hard

then cum on that wonk nose
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:37:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0pWUC26.jpg)

would purchase a jeep wrangler

just so i could cut the doors off of it

so she could give me rough road head

as i drive slowly down the middle lane of a three lane high way

screaming at the top of my lungs

and rocking my head back and forth violently

as i do the most muscular pose and drive with my knees

only periodically breaking the most muscular to push her head down further onto my cock

or wave at the elderly driving by in the right lane
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:39:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7WMqAu7.jpg)

would stalk her and manipulate her life until we are room mates

then silently masturbate on her fake leg as she sleeps in the next room

/10

then deny i made it STICKY in the morning
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: King Shizzo on August 17, 2014, 04:40:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7WMqAu7.jpg)
Wow!!! that looks like a young Booty.

Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Costanza on August 17, 2014, 04:40:55 PM
would purchase a jeep wrangler

just so i could cut the doors off of it

so she could give me rough road head

as i drive slowly down the middle lane of a three lane high way

screaming at the top of my lungs

and rocking my head back and forth violently

as i do the most muscular pose and drive with my knees

only periodically breaking the most muscular to push her head down further onto my cock

or wave at the elderly driving by in the right lane

 :D This cat's good.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:41:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ywbWC6S.jpg)

would instruct her to

lick my ass to the top of my cock

then swallow my cock then reverse

as i listen to classical music

and draw cocks in permanent marker on her fake leg stealthily
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:41:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZbTeZHD.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:43:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BUx9Kf4.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:43:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qZBM3XI.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:46:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Atm4nRx.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:47:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qxoq7zJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:49:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lRI9Nmf.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: King Shizzo on August 17, 2014, 04:49:59 PM
Now it's getting creepy.  :-X
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Atm4nRx.jpg)

Would buy her flowers as a surprise

To see her face brighten up

And just as she smiles

I'll rape a grapefruit

Then cum on what's left of her elbow

Talk
About an emotional
Roller coaster; these handicapped hoes ain't loyal.gif
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:52:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v08pdiI.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:53:02 PM
Now it's getting creepy.  :-X

GTFO Shizuokita you food stamp
Princess
Bitch
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:53:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/e2laWnA.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:54:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v08pdiI.jpg)

Would
Read her a bed time story

That goes

"Open your eyes very wide
I'm about to cum"
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:55:31 PM
Now it's getting creepy.  :-X

 ???

These are great looking girls, why does the fact that they're missing some...parts make it creepy?
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:58:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6kX6Ery.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 05:02:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PgxRW11.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 05:03:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wkHSbuy.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 05:04:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5Kw4Oh6.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 05:05:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sedGjcQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Rambone on August 17, 2014, 05:16:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sedGjcQ.jpg)

 :o
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: ChopperRider on August 17, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vakxmdc.jpg)

All fucking day and night.....
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 05:31:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sedGjcQ.jpg)

would fuck her reverse cowgirl

sitting on me and i'd slowly stretch that stump leg backwards

till the tendons can't stretch anymore

gently though

and right before i cum i'd release the stump leg

like a sling shot

it would fly back to its natural position

and smack me right in the nuts

as i am cumming inside of her

butt

/10
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: ChopperRider on August 17, 2014, 05:35:13 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvNAZ6_CQAAakuI.jpg)

Isn't anybody else seeing #3?
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 17, 2014, 05:37:47 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvNAZ6_CQAAakuI.jpg)

I found her limbless brother, Bill, in my mailbox.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 07:51:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rKF26Ia.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 07:55:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xOsyR9q.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 07:57:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jepeTGy.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 07:59:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KHchd8Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:02:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U2Euj6z.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:03:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VlwGY5x.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vuQwKjT.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:04:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Oy2X7Ru.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/5zmfz1M.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:05:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DuY3EVY.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:06:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zDodTwZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:06:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pTIBPPh.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:12:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H4IolxP.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 08:13:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DuY3EVY.jpg)

Would let her fist me with that stub brah
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 08:14:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H4IolxP.jpg)

Stub too pointy

Would not hit
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:15:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1FoTXNN.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 08:16:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KHchd8Q.jpg)

I would lick her asshole until
She can't take it anymore and agrees to cut my foot off
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/O9NlAgY.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: MikMaq on August 17, 2014, 08:22:18 PM
Dont see the big deal at all about one limb, its far better than a fat chick,

In fact to all those dads, clip off a limb before they get to attached.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:22:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QKbXgPE.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:25:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DcHgVIo.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:27:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3aPXACP.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:29:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tJmBy7f.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: chaos on August 17, 2014, 08:30:15 PM
Some of these chicks are hot.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:31:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aciKE3l.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:32:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fLZw8XR.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Some of these chicks are hot.

(http://i.imgur.com/G3JTv9b.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:34:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nb9g1xa.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:37:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3dtcuQK.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 08:37:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DcHgVIo.jpg)

Look at the jaw on this one! It's almost as impressive as her stub!

I'd send her to the basement then drill a hole in the floor directly above where she is and hang my nuts through it

Then give her a chain saw and let her saw my balls off!!! Yeah!

They'd fall on her face! Got her! Balls on your face, stubby! Ha!
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: chaos on August 17, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3dtcuQK.jpg)
Is that a stubby finger on the end ???
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:38:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PTs07vm.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/q02gwmJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:39:40 PM
Is that a stubby finger on the end ???

I want to believe it's a third nipple...
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:42:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xHKj1xa.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: chaos on August 17, 2014, 08:42:27 PM
I want to believe it's a third nipple...
Good eye!
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 08:44:57 PM
Good eye!

It's like the part
Of
The balloon that gets tied in a knot
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:45:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eEweCLb.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:46:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I4bgQ70.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qC7Wzil.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:47:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/thK1cs8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dpY1Qr5.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:48:59 PM
 :o

(http://i.imgur.com/TpHLM9P.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:53:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HmbVEp0.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 08:56:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/prXAF8V.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: TEH boob on August 17, 2014, 09:08:27 PM
I think she's gross, but would hit for the novelty
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: SOMEPARTS on August 17, 2014, 09:20:19 PM
This thread delivers.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 09:25:19 PM
:o

(http://i.imgur.com/TpHLM9P.jpg)

would lube both of their assholes up nice and good

then have them peg me DP style straight up my ass with two big black dildos

Yeah! That'll teach them!

Fucking stump-girls! Ha!
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:26:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F4vAveg.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Var City on August 17, 2014, 09:27:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eEweCLb.jpg)

I would take her out to a nice Italian dinner

Perhaps scallops over linguini

Then I'd have her hail us a cab

with her stump

Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:29:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/msFtzzh.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:30:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4k9bStb.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:31:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jOw17L4.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:33:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SVz6wGC.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:34:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2sVzHw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:35:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XPpUe21.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:36:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZPmSTU2.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:38:53 PM
That putee's got me amped!   :P
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 09:42:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JvN9f9O.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ct2NDfT.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: 240 is Back on August 17, 2014, 09:47:36 PM
would it be weird if I've dated one of the girls on this thread, had a 3 week relationship including some 3rd base intimacy, and never realized she had a fake extremity? 



This is for a friend of mine, of course.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: ChopperRider on August 17, 2014, 11:21:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jOw17L4.jpg)

I feel sorry for this one. Reminds me of Helen Hunt in As Good As It Gets....
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: ChopperRider on August 17, 2014, 11:22:59 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/dpY1Qr5.jpg)

Big yes to this one....
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 18, 2014, 01:55:12 AM
Just something missing in this thread. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 18, 2014, 03:27:43 AM
Just something missing in this thread. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Sorry, didn't mean to stump you...

(http://i.imgur.com/EFAkUi6.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 18, 2014, 03:35:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EJm4iRz.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 18, 2014, 03:37:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/M5NvkBl.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/SorNS26.jpg)
Title: Re: Tinder girl - WYHI
Post by: Pandemic on August 18, 2014, 05:58:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2Mm0pF1.jpg)