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Title: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 17, 2014, 04:47:49 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 17, 2014, 04:55:31 PM
girls will be 100% into a guy.  Then they'll realize he'd 42 and not 32, and they'll run.

Can't blame dudes for lying about their age.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

I lie all the time then after I fuck them I tell them the truth.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Maddy on August 17, 2014, 05:02:46 PM
I lie all the time then after I fuck them I tell them the truth.

the trainer
how do the
guys react
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: monstermunch on August 17, 2014, 05:06:55 PM
I lie all the time then after I fuck them I tell them the truth.

Is the truth revealed pre or post Olympia?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 17, 2014, 05:09:04 PM
I lie all the time then after I fuck them I tell them the truth.

What's their usual reaction after you tell them the truth? Also, how many years do you usually knock off your real age?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2014, 05:09:10 PM
Flintstones must speak on this.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 05:09:16 PM
the trainer
how do the
guys react

Like this.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/05/article-0-12761508000005DC-844_634x570.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Maddy on August 17, 2014, 05:10:18 PM
Like this.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/05/article-0-12761508000005DC-844_634x570.jpg)

tbombz
the trainer
meet
Ronnie Coleman
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2014, 05:11:58 PM
Like this.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/05/article-0-12761508000005DC-844_634x570.jpg)

Do they react well to your doggie suit too?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Primemuscle on August 17, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
Is the truth revealed pre or post Olympia?

Sure, lie about your age. After all women don't want to hook up with some pathetic loser dude who is 36 0r 42 years old and still single. They smack of being a "confirmed bachelor" and not relationship material.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
What's their usual reaction after you tell them the truth? Also, how many years do you usually knock off your real age?

I knock off 6 years to bang this 18 year old and after I told her the truth she said I did not have to lie cause she was attracted to me and we would have still had sex, maybe she was just saying that after the fact who knows.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: BigRo on August 17, 2014, 05:12:52 PM
no I usually find young girls very annoying and demanding like spoilt princesses who like beiber physiques and shaven faces.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 05:13:31 PM
Do they react well to your doggie suit too?

Use your brain I am the big dude in the picture.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: ChopperRider on August 17, 2014, 05:14:12 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

I lied to your mom but she let me plow her in the ass anyway.

Thrice....
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 05:15:06 PM
no I usually find young girls very annoying and demanding like spoilt princesses who like beiber physiques and shaven faces.

They are very naive and easy to get into bed for a couple of sex sessions then you stop taking their calls.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: _aj_ on August 17, 2014, 05:16:03 PM
Use your brain I am the big dude in the picture.

No shit? You're Kali Muscle? Bro, why didn't you say so?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: calfzilla on August 17, 2014, 05:20:34 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

I see how you feel. There is a 21 year old I have my eye on but I'm 32  :-X

Not quite forbidden fruit but makes it a little difficult.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 17, 2014, 05:21:11 PM
no I usually find young girls very annoying and demanding like spoilt princesses who like beiber physiques and shaven faces.

Totally in agreement. That said, I'm not looking to date this kid. Just fuck her. She's 19 btw.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 17, 2014, 05:29:24 PM
I see how you feel. There is a 21 year old I have my eye on but I'm 32  :-X

Not quite forbidden fruit but makes it a little difficult.

The good thing about okcupid is that you can constantly change your age. With POF, you're stuck. Dude, quite a few 21 year old would go out with a 32 year old, but it's usually easier to pick them up in person. They can easily ignore you online because ALL they see is your age.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: booty on August 17, 2014, 05:35:30 PM
no I usually find young girls very annoying and demanding like spoilt princesses who like beiber physiques and shaven faces.
Mature women know what they want and aren't afraid to express how they feel.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: calfzilla on August 17, 2014, 05:35:58 PM
The good thing about okcupid is that you can constantly change your age. With POF, you're stuck. Dude, quite a few 21 year old would go out with a 32 year old, but it's usually easier to pick them up in person. They can easily ignore you online because ALL they see is your age.

Yeah I know her in person and she already knows my age.

I've used okcupid. Went out with a few then quite because they were meh.
You could probably pull something good though if you put work into it. And yes a lot easier to lie about age online. Also you can make gimmick accounts on those sites.  ;)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Primemuscle on August 17, 2014, 07:57:03 PM
I see how you feel. There is a 21 year old I have my eye on but I'm 32  :-X

Not quite forbidden fruit but makes it a little difficult.

Some people believe a decade is like a generation of difference in age. I am not so sure this is absolutely true in every situation. Everyone matures at different rates. It is possible someone 32 is an emotional and intellectual match for someone 21 years old.

In our immediate family all of us are just a year or two different in age from our spouses. My wife is a year and a half older than I am. When we met, I definitely had more life experience than she did.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Hulkotron on August 17, 2014, 10:03:03 PM
tbombz
the trainer
meet
Ronnie Coleman

 :D
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 18, 2014, 01:23:48 AM
Some people believe a decade is like a generation of difference in age. I am not so sure this is absolutely true in every situation. Everyone matures at different rates. It is possible someone 32 is an emotional and intellectual match for someone 21 years old.

In our immediate family all of us are just a year or two different in age from our spouses. My wife is a year and a half older than I am. When we met, I definitely had more life experience than she did.

(http://gifwall.net/gif/gw-close20door.gif)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 18, 2014, 01:29:43 AM
I'm 29, but I could easily get 18-19yos, maybe because I look young, idk, or maybe because my mind is very progressive and I'm usualy on the top of everything a "modern young adult" knows and can lead the way (but most of my gfs were 2 to 9years younger. Some 2-3years older). Not interested tho. Current gf is 7 years younger, I'm very content with it, a naturally intelligent young homely girl, we get along great. For a female the prime age is 20-25, for a male the prime age just begins at 25 (and the value increases as the time goes). Idk what you expect from a woman, but if she's not stupid from a get go, everything else is her fertility (young - fertile, old - not so much). They usualy doesn't get very much more intelligent as the time goes by (kids, family, etc..), their purpose is different, so don't have your hopes too high that if you'll chose a 30yo, she'll be A LOT more intelligent than a 21yo, lol.. so many times that was false (and the younger ones were actually a lot smarter). Haven't lied about my age yet, hasn't been a need.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: kreator on August 18, 2014, 02:06:34 AM
my friend is 37 and he usually tells them he's between 23 - 25 , can easily get away with it
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 18, 2014, 02:11:22 AM
my friend is 37 and he usually tells them he's between 23 - 25 , can easily get away with it

Probably he has a "Jared Leto" thing going on (won a genetic lottery).

Dude's 42:

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/liferekindled/14576858/1053415/1053415_original.jpg)

(http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jared-leto-girlfriends4.jpg)

That's a life.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Danimal77 on August 18, 2014, 06:50:25 AM
my friend is 37 and he usually tells them he's between 23 - 25 , can easily get away with it

Do guy's faces really age a lot, or at least where it's noticeable, between 25 and 35? I can't see a major difference in my own pics when I do the comparison.

Women on the other hand look haggard after 30.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on August 18, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Do guy's faces really age a lot, or at least where it's noticeable, between 25 and 35? I can't see a major difference in my own pics when I do the comparison.

Women on the other hand look haggard after 30.

I think drug use plays a part here but personally no i haven't noticed much change from 25-35. Women though age like shit unless asian/black.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: the trainer on August 18, 2014, 03:47:46 PM
This guy is 50 years old.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/30/article-2438596-185E2D4A00000578-238_306x423.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: TEH boob on August 18, 2014, 03:51:36 PM
Mature women know what they want and aren't afraid to express how they feel.

Is this a not-so-subtle compliment to yourself?
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Sophus on August 18, 2014, 03:52:03 PM
I knock off 6 years to bang this 18 year old and after I told her the truth she said I did not have to lie cause she was attracted to me and we would have still had sex, maybe she was just saying that after the fact who knows.

You are like smm

Reality is the last and only pussy you had physical contact to was your mum's
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: funk51 on August 18, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?
just have money then it doesn't really matter
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Mr. MB on August 18, 2014, 06:40:47 PM
You do not need to lie....just change the subject. I was picked up at my gym by a 31 year younger hottie. She guessed my age at 50, I was 71 at the time. I was swole and on moderate gear. I confessed a month later. Made no difference that I was older than her dad. That spoiled me big time. A year later I was on the street again looking for female company. Found and married an 18 years younger wife. She knew from the get go. No problem.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: D.O.A. on August 18, 2014, 06:42:24 PM
I lie all the time then after I fuck them I tell them the truth.
isn't that dangerous? Some of those guys must pretty strong!
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: D.O.A. on August 18, 2014, 06:48:10 PM
They are very naive and easy to get into bed for a couple of sex sessions then you stop taking their calls.
Dude you sound just like the 40 year old virgin! Im serious! You sound so fake. ::) You  have never slept with a women. No way. That's really sad. :'(
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on August 18, 2014, 06:58:21 PM
I'm 29, but I could easily get 18-19yos, maybe because I look young, idk, or maybe because my mind is very progressive and I'm usualy on the top of everything a "modern young adult" knows and can lead the way (but most of my gfs were 2 to 9years younger. Some 2-3years older). Not interested tho. Current gf is 7 years younger, I'm very content with it, a naturally intelligent young homely girl, we get along great. For a female the prime age is 20-25, for a male the prime age just begins at 25 (and the value increases as the time goes). Idk what you expect from a woman, but if she's not stupid from a get go, everything else is her fertility (young - fertile, old - not so much). They usualy doesn't get very much more intelligent as the time goes by (kids, family, etc..), their purpose is different, so don't have your hopes too high that if you'll chose a 30yo, she'll be A LOT more intelligent than a 21yo, lol.. so many times that was false (and the younger ones were actually a lot smarter). Haven't lied about my age yet, hasn't been a need.
Same here..............Ill be 30 in two months, and only look like im in my early twenties................ ......Im picky about being with a younger broad. Not bad too look at in the gym though.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: MikMaq on August 18, 2014, 06:59:12 PM
Probably he has a "Jared Leto" thing going on (won a genetic lottery).

Dude's 42:

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/liferekindled/14576858/1053415/1053415_original.jpg)

(http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jared-leto-girlfriends4.jpg)

That's a life.
Id rather age consistently than have to catch up for a lifetimes of aging at age 50.

I always get the feeling these types have a sense of insecurity because they get to live on borrowed time.

I would much rather be a bruce willis, geogre clooney type, being regarded as the exact same age  for over 30 years.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: D.O.A. on August 18, 2014, 07:03:56 PM
Not yet! But it could easily happen but I hope not. Women do it all the time
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: forillagorilla on August 18, 2014, 07:09:50 PM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

No worries - if she ever agrees to meet you the skinny fatness of your sad ass will prevent her from taking it further...
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: forillagorilla on August 18, 2014, 07:10:39 PM
Why anyone would need to lie to pick up any chick is beyond me. Hell I have always had a hard time making them believe I am real.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 19, 2014, 01:26:16 AM
You do not need to lie....just change the subject. I was picked up at my gym by a 31 year younger hottie. She guessed my age at 50, I was 71 at the time. I was swole and on moderate gear. I confessed a month later. Made no difference that I was older than her dad. That spoiled me big time. A year later I was on the street again looking for female company. Found and married an 18 years younger wife. She knew from the get go. No problem.

Quite a badass. Not many 70yos even have dreams about real female company, unless it's a wife of 40-50years marriage (but she's not considered a female in that case too lol).
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 19, 2014, 01:27:44 AM
Id rather age consistently than have to catch up for a lifetimes of aging at age 50.

I always get the feeling these types have a sense of insecurity because they get to live on borrowed time.

I would much rather be a bruce willis, geogre clooney type, being regarded as the exact same age  for over 30 years.

You will see this becomming more and more common, as plastic surgery and various other advanced anti-aging therapies will spread..  Interesting times are comming.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Simple Simon on August 19, 2014, 02:16:00 AM
The trainer is a hairs breadth away from a rape charge in this thread.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2014, 02:21:50 AM
You will see this becomming more and more common, as plastic surgery and various other advanced anti-aging therapies will spread..  Interesting times are comming.

Yeah its weird I was camping out on scifi message boards talking about the future of aging. And these people were just clueless,  I get the feeling most getbiggers understand it far better than 99 percent of the population.

HRT, is gonna be huge.

Hollywood always leads the trends.

In just the last generation grey hair was wiped out by hair dye.

Its crazy watching anything pre 90s where virtually everyone just went gray willingly.

I bet good money if your under the age of thirty, its likely youll die looking roughly the same age as your grandparents did at 50.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 19, 2014, 02:46:21 AM

Its crazy watching anything pre 90s where virtually everyone just went gray willingly.

I bet good money if your under the age of thirty, its likely youll die looking roughly the same age as your grandparents did at 50.

Very probable... And with very good money you may even outlive them by quite a margin (while being healthier at the same time). Most people are clueless because they doesn't know what is going on in the leading science of these fields and "regular aging" has been around so long that people even came up with a justifications for it ("Why aging is good" type of bullshit. It's like "Why cancer is great"). It will happen just like with every technology, one day everyone are oblivious to it and next they are all using the touch screens/google street view like it has always been around and is the most normal thing in the world.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: drmarkp on August 19, 2014, 07:48:30 AM
You do not need to lie....just change the subject. I was picked up at my gym by a 31 year younger hottie. She guessed my age at 50, I was 71 at the time. I was swole and on moderate gear. I confessed a month later. Made no difference that I was older than her dad. That spoiled me big time. A year later I was on the street again looking for female company. Found and married an 18 years younger wife. She knew from the get go. No problem.

I am 60 and banging a 19 year old hottie who is in love with me... I told her my true age right before I banged her for the first time... Be careful what you ask for; you might get it...
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: CalvinH on August 19, 2014, 08:01:48 AM
Is this a not-so-subtle compliment to yourself?


She wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 19, 2014, 08:02:29 AM
All the time but I don't technically lie.  I just ask them how old they think I am and if it is lower I just nod and tell them spot on.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: _bruce_ on August 19, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
If you're looking the part - do so.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 19, 2014, 08:58:37 AM
I routinely tell milfs/matures that im 10 years older than I really am.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: calfzilla on August 19, 2014, 09:27:29 AM
I routinely tell milfs/matures that im 10 years older than I really am.

Lol Roger doing the inverse of the rest of getbig.  :D
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Var City on August 19, 2014, 09:51:39 AM
Sure, lie about your age. After all women don't want to hook up with some pathetic loser dude who is 36 0r 42 years old and still single. They smack of being a "confirmed bachelor" and not relationship material.

You only have sex with men

Please stop giving advise about anything outside of the purview of homosexual sex

Thank you in advance for shutting the fuck up
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 19, 2014, 10:33:35 AM
I am 60 and banging a 19 year old hottie who is in love with me... I told her my true age right before I banged her for the first time... Be careful what you ask for; you might get it...

I'd like to see a pic of you.

no homez
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: da_vinci on August 19, 2014, 10:34:55 AM
You only have sex with men

Please stop giving advise about anything outside of the purview of homosexual sex

Thank you in advance for shutting the fuck up

He has been with the same female for like hundred years (that turns you homosexual by default), what do you expect for..
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Primemuscle on August 19, 2014, 11:21:43 AM
He has been with the same female for like hundred years (that turns you homosexual by default), what do you expect for..

I'll check with my wife regarding this.  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: _bruce_ on August 19, 2014, 02:11:34 PM
There are a few very young women who go for older dudes - 50+.
"Miss M." was around 23, pretty hot/good money/bored whore, and used to "date" an older dude who was busily urinating on her during love session.
Dude had quite the nerve - he was never shy to state how young women would get wet around him...


I like his sneaky humor  :D
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: Lustral on August 19, 2014, 02:36:34 PM
Never said I'm younger (I'm 30 now) but was never worried about age. When I was 16 and 17 and in pubs and nightclubs I would lie saying I was older.

I remember when I was 16 was in a pub and chatted up an 18 year old (which seemed way older at the time  ;D). Told her I was 19 and studying theoretical physics in MIT. She lapped that shit up. I don't know what I did with her or what I drank/ate towards the end of the night but was puking pink stuff the next morning and pretty sure she was wearing a pink jumper. Saw her some months later when I was in my school uniform and she had the same look as Bruce Willis when he realises he is dead in the 6th sense.
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: True on August 20, 2014, 04:12:58 AM
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

Your pathetic.


Hope this helps.  :)
Title: Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on August 20, 2014, 06:46:38 AM
Yes, whenever I want to hit on female teachers I tell them I am 14 and need some home tutoring...