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my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...
First message from brother:
"Hey I'm (brother) and I was assigned to be your roommate this year. I just want to know what you plan on bringing to college like a T.V. or microwave for our room so I don't pack the same thing. Email me back or text me at __________ so I know what to bring, Thanks.
How his roommate responds, keep in mind this is the first contact they've ever had.
"Citizen* ,
I am planing on bringing a microwave and have put in to rent a refrigerator for the room. I also have some old carpet that we could use for a rug. The rest of what I am bringing consists of things for personal use (books, storage containers, etc., etc.) What all are you planning to bring?
I suppose we should exchange some personal information as well. Therefore I have formulated 10 questions intended to capture the essence of any given individual (proceeding from innocuous to rather personal) and provided my own answers to them (see below). If some of them seem excessively personal, it stems only from a desire to facilitate our getting to know one another and shatter the initial reluctance most people have to revealing something of themselves. After all, if we are going to live together we had better get to know each other fairly quickly.
What is your....
1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?
My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.
Sincerely,
(New Roommate)
*For lack of a better form of address and in reference to the tradition of the French Revolution."
It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.
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Tell him to start looking into how to get assigned to another room asap!
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He she it sounds a right barrel of laughs.
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either the guy is trolling or there is a high chance your brother is going to be the first victim in the next mass shooting on a usa school campus
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Respond back:
1. favorite type of music? = Death Metal
2. age? = 35
3. former high school? = Corcoran State Prison
4. current major? = Undeclared
5. favorite pastime? = Gay Bashing
6. religious affiliation? = Hardcore Christian Conservative
7. sexuality? = Straight guy
8. gender? = Red Blooded American Male
9. political affiliation? = Palinist
10. additional commentary? = Never Been "Convicted" of a Felony Yet
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Respond back:
1. favorite type of music? = Death Metal
2. age? = 35
3. former high school? = Corcoran State Prison
4. current major? = Undeclared
5. favorite pastime? = Gay Bashing
6. religious affiliation? = Hardcore Christian Conservative
7. sexuality? = Straight guy
8. gender? = Red Blooded American Male
9. political affiliation? = Palinist
10. additional commentary? = Never Been "Convicted" of a Felony Yet
:D
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Respond back:
1. favorite type of music? = Death Metal
2. age? = 35
3. former high school? = Corcoran State Prison
4. current major? = Undeclared
5. favorite pastime? = Gay Bashing
6. religious affiliation? = Hardcore Christian Conservative
7. sexuality? = Straight guy
8. gender? = Red Blooded American Male
9. political affiliation? = Palinist
10. additional commentary? = Never Been "Convicted" of a Felony Yet
How was he in prison without conviction? Misdemeanour?
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Respond back:
1. favorite type of music? = Death Metal
2. age? = 35
3. former high school? = Corcoran State Prison
4. current major? = Undeclared
5. favorite pastime? = Gay Bashing
6. religious affiliation? = Hardcore Christian Conservative
7. sexuality? = Straight guy
8. gender? = Red Blooded American Male
9. political affiliation? = Palinist
10. additional commentary? = Never Been "Convicted" of a Felony Yet
Not bad. ;D
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Time to put on a Fedora and enter the fray.
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Honestly the dude sounds like he has aspergers.
That seems like the pedantic giveaway.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist)
Anyway dude sounds interesting.
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Hes guaranteed to smell bad.
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Oh fuq that man. Tell yo bro to transfer to another room ASAP before they meet.
Next thing yo bro know, he be waking up at 3am and there are 2 other homos in the room and they be moaning.
Fuq dat.
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Oh fuq that man. Tell yo bro to transfer to another room ASAP before they meet.
Next thing yo bro know, he be waking up at 3am and there are 2 other homos in the room and they be moaning.
Fuq dat.
Dude wont be getting laid.
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I would mention my rather large Sword and Mace collection.
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They say you only grow when taken out of your comfort zone. Your brother will be better for this experience. His roommate sounds like another wannabe intellectual. A know it all that will have a poly science degree, and no job.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings
Shizzo's one for sure.
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They say you only grow when taken out of your comfort zone. Your brother will be better for this experience. His roommate sounds like another wannabe intellectual. A know it all that will have a poly science degree, and no job.
My physics/maths teacher in school had an unbreakable rule to never tap him from behind on the shoulder. Said when he went to boarding school the older students would tap you on shoulder and when you turned around hit you with a brick in the face. Consequently his immediate response after years of this was to turn and punch if someone tapped him on the shoulder.
That's another way to deal with being out of comfort zone and living with a bisexual communist with no defined gender.
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See that door at the top of the basement stairs ? That leads to the outside world.
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See that door at the top of the basement stairs ? That leads to the outside world.
No, it normally leads to the ground floor.
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See that door at the top of the basement stairs ? That leads to the outside world.
See those 2 things poking out of your vest? They need cutting off.
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See that door at the top of the basement stairs ? That leads to the outside world.
This made me lol pretty hard.
I avoid leaving my parents house like the plague.
Im here in but fuck nowhere tell the end of the month.
No one knows how excited Id be just to see a non white person.
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So your brothers roommate is TA??!!
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This made me lol pretty hard.
I avoid leaving my parents house like the plague.
Im here in but fuck nowhere tell the end of the month.
No one knows how excited Id be just to see a non white person.
Come to ireland. I've seen one black person in the last month and that was today when I went for a meal in dublin. Ofc the black guy wasn't in restaurant, just walking by.
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Come to ireland. I've seen one black person in the last month and that was today when I went for a meal in dublin. Ofc the black guy wasn't in restaurant, just walking by.
Im going back to the city at the end of the summer.
But fuck man this is like living in a third world village up at the top of the north pole..
Ive seriously never had a larger ego, that I have being around this fucking simpletons.
Living in a city you feel like your fucking nothing, in comparison to some truly impressive people.
In this fuck hole, I feel just undeniably superior for absolute trivial reasons.
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This dude is going to smell bad. I can tell.
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Your brother is in for a major mental beating, this scene will def be interesting ;D
Please update, its going to be a mess. ;D
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Seems like an interesting, perhaps a strange character.
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I'm the roommate in the OP.
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I'm the room.
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I'm the room.
Welcome back from your business trip.
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Look on the brightside, its likely the new roommate will never leave the room and this gives the brother more incentive to get out and socialize.
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First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude. When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...
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First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude. When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...
LOL!
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Buy your brother a bullet proof vest.
Make sure the first thing he says to this guy is "I have noticed you, so have other people - we know you exist"
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my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...
First message from brother:
"Hey I'm (brother) and I was assigned to be your roommate this year. I just want to know what you plan on bringing to college like a T.V. or microwave for our room so I don't pack the same thing. Email me back or text me at __________ so I know what to bring, Thanks.
How his roommate responds, keep in mind this is the first contact they've ever had.
"Citizen* ,
I am planing on bringing a microwave and have put in to rent a refrigerator for the room. I also have some old carpet that we could use for a rug. The rest of what I am bringing consists of things for personal use (books, storage containers, etc., etc.) What all are you planning to bring?
I suppose we should exchange some personal information as well. Therefore I have formulated 10 questions intended to capture the essence of any given individual (proceeding from innocuous to rather personal) and provided my own answers to them (see below). If some of them seem excessively personal, it stems only from a desire to facilitate our getting to know one another and shatter the initial reluctance most people have to revealing something of themselves. After all, if we are going to live together we had better get to know each other fairly quickly.
What is your....
1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?
My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.
Sincerely,
(New Roommate)
*For lack of a better form of address and in reference to the tradition of the French Revolution."
It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.
Bisexual.....I guess he plays for both teams.....I wonder if he would like to play in the "Negro Leagues"???
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First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude. When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...
I lived with a gay dude once, things were fine until he got upset over me forgetting my clothes in the dryer. He started to do the same in some passive agressive warfare. So I starts taking his clothes out of the dryer, and he gets all bitchy. I honestly thought he was joking at first.
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Bisexual.....I guess he plays for both teams.....I wonder if he would like to play in the "Negro Leagues"???
Which position, pitcher or catcher?
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Would love to be that rented refrigerator
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Buy your brother a bullet proof vest.
Make sure the first thing he says to this guy is "I have noticed you, so have other people - we know you exist"
I'd wear nothing but the vest.....naked 24/7/365 and sit on my bed cleaning my guns.
And keep asking him every 2 minutes, "did you hear that"?
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I'd wear nothing but the vest.....naked 24/7/365 and sit on my bed cleaning my guns.
And keep asking him every 2 minutes, "did you hear that"?
Hes bisexual and might interpret the nakedness as a come on
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Hes bisexual and might interpret the nakedness as a come on
Keep asking him, "how hard do you think it is to get an asshole stitched up"?
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The kid is 19 and doesn't have the slightest freaking clue about his place in the world or who he is, but thinks he does. Let it go. Let it gooo. LET IT GOOOOOOOO
Jesus, there are weird and harmless people out there. Get over it.
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So your brothers roommate is TA??!!
Idiot. TA can't get into college.
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The kid is 19 and doesn't have the slightest freaking clue about his place in the world or who he is, but thinks he does. Let it go. Let it gooo. LET IT GOOOOOOOO
Jesus, there are weird and harmless people out there. Get over it.
Shut up and take your medication whore
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Shut up and take your medication whore
You are trying way too hard.
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my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...
The problem is that you believe that this is real and that your brother, his new roommate or both aren't pulling your leg.
It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.
No doubt they'll contain such gems as: "He can be so sweet when he wants to! Just the other day, he brought me the cutest little négligée after he came back from his Party meeting. I just wish he'd talk about his feelings more and tell me he loves me."
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You are trying way too hard.
Don't recognize you. We haven't had the pleasure to meet because maybe you're new here,
So, as a doctor of medicine, I Reviewed your last few posts
Not
Only do they all suck
Like your name
But you take taxis everywhere in London and therefore you are a retard
Not even talking about £, twat; time, son. It
Takes too long. Like that time I peed on your mom's face for 17 minutes straight
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Do u have to share bedrooms?
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7. sexuality?
8. gender?
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
Explains it all. Looking for a cock to ride.
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New roomy present suggestion:Magic the Gathering card set and a "crossroads"brown dildo.
These gifts say: "I like to stay inside Saturday nights too and I'm open to new things"
Will make freshmen year tolerable
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New roomy present suggestion:Magic the Gathering card set and a "crossroads"brown dildo.
These gifts say: "I like to stay inside Saturday nights too and I'm open to new things"
Will make freshmen year tolerable
Nicely done.
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When u say 'roommate' do you mean share an apartment or share a bed room?
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my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...
First message from brother:
"Hey I'm (brother) and I was assigned to be your roommate this year. I just want to know what you plan on bringing to college like a T.V. or microwave for our room so I don't pack the same thing. Email me back or text me at __________ so I know what to bring, Thanks.
How his roommate responds, keep in mind this is the first contact they've ever had.
"Citizen* ,
I am planing on bringing a microwave and have put in to rent a refrigerator for the room. I also have some old carpet that we could use for a rug. The rest of what I am bringing consists of things for personal use (books, storage containers, etc., etc.) What all are you planning to bring?
I suppose we should exchange some personal information as well. Therefore I have formulated 10 questions intended to capture the essence of any given individual (proceeding from innocuous to rather personal) and provided my own answers to them (see below). If some of them seem excessively personal, it stems only from a desire to facilitate our getting to know one another and shatter the initial reluctance most people have to revealing something of themselves. After all, if we are going to live together we had better get to know each other fairly quickly.
What is your....
1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?
My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.
Sincerely,
(New Roommate)
*For lack of a better form of address and in reference to the tradition of the French Revolution."
It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.
Tell your brother not to sleep on his stomach..