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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Var City on September 01, 2014, 11:25:32 AM
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They're so loud, they vibrate my room. I farted in the shower, then bumped into my neighbor (a descent bro) and asked him if he could hear my farts
and he told me he thought they were fake
i was tempted to kill him
So here is my dilemma: I am blowing one of these MASSIVE, room vibrating, earth quaking farts that are as loud as a porsche cayman GTS engine igniting every 2 minutes or so
and I have this girl coming over in 4 hours
she's one of the legit dimes i fuck
anyways they are starting to go away and get less loud (i shit my shorts when i woke up for example, and now i am just blowing loud bag pipes but there is no substance to them literally)
and this concerns me because the girl is going to be here in exactly 3 hours and 26 minutes
how do i get these farts "popping" again? i need them louder than ever.
all get bigger advice is welcome and this is urgent
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:o this looks like you need this guys advice.
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You talk a lot about hoes but havnt posted 1 pic of them yet, just stfu
hey faggat!
how's working for team shredz?
you were outed in what, 50 posts? Get the FUCK out of my fart thread you cum slurping butt raper
and BTW you dumb dilapidated "mom I got cum in my eye again!" bitch :
i am BIGGER and leaner than ANY guy on your team. and i work in finance. and i've won competitions
and i've posted photos
you stupid ass motherfucking dick riding midget boy otter chasing "don't look children!" ugly PEON (you spanish faggat) pawn for team shredz
get the FUCK outta here. I'm FROM where you want to be from (NYC) but you're from westchesta you dick riding butt bandit zooophile. you probably send booty PMs
now let's get back on topic
by the way guys, this "latin heat" faggat is offically a dumb ass mother fucker who needs to be put in his place all over this board
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Post a pic then fagott and spare me the essays. I own my own supplement company broke bitch and my build also wipes the floor with yours
hahaha. "home boy"
FUCK your supplement company
I work for one of the big four and you don't even know what that means because I went to to university then got my MBA and you didn't even manage your GED
Let's really not go the money route. you will walk away with a shit stained bloody asshole after i sodomize you faggat
and haha your build wipes floor with mine?
you're simply not smoof. physique wise. and as for a wordsmith, you're certainly no foozle. i'm both. so shut the fuck up. nobody on this site touches me except big ro in fact physique wise
AND GO FIND MY PICTURE THREAD BITCH. i'm not uploading that shit through that tiny pic website then posting it so you can jerk off and then not post a picture back
psht. you're the trainer 2.0 except dumber
i'm a snow leopard on top of a mountain. you're a kitten dying of starvation in a hut
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:o this looks like you need this guys advice.
i'm scared to go near him he may blow me away
i bet his farts are so massive he has to sleep on his stomach and he still knocked his roof off that one time
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Another wall of text and no proof of any claims. Just stfu gimmick fag lol
looks like i have your attention (:
read your posts out loud before you type. you sound like you never made it past the 8th grade.
by the way, how many cocks have you sucked on a scale from 1-1,000?
be honest now. you've sucked dick before. i know you have
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Var you're a funny fucker, your posts read like a verbal roid rage assault.
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So you actually want to fart louder when she comes over? ???
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So you actually want to fart louder when she comes over? ???
It's best to let the subtle poetry of these posts wash over you without too much contemplation.
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It's best to let the subtle poetry of these posts wash over you without too much contemplation.
finally. someone understand me.
i'm like the anti anabolic halo
what i was obviously asking for was a solution to make the farts STOP
it was a little joke in the end about making the farts louder
PS all that really did happen with my neighbor and him thinking they were fake
yesterday was my cheat day i ate
6 eggs and a pint of ben and jerrys for breakfast with white toast
milk shake on the road to beach
did some pushups and pullups on the board walk before i went to hit on girls even though i was with some girl. she gets me though and she knows when she looks in my eyes that I KNOW that SHE KNOWS.
ate chipotle on the way back to the house then cooked up ravioli with lots of steak and shrimp stir fry no joke 30 oz of steak i kicked the girl away by then
ordered a large pizza half peppersoni half hawaiin at 10pm ate the whole thing
ate a few ice cream bars and a bag of pretzels
u can say i just carb loaded. and i took yesterday off clen too so today i am fucking revved up (i am one of the few that loves clen and takes it despite being lean wheneever off tren, which means for like 3 months of the year. i have asthma i think. it's medicinal.)
i woke uptoday and shit my shorts a bit when i farted
then dropped the smelliest deuce in the world, it looked like something a human could NEVER produce. it was at least 2 feet long.
then i took another 18 incheer about 2 cups of coffe later today . and i'm b ack to my normal diet today but hte farts man THE FARTS
and the clock is ticking
the whore is nearing
confetti WILL fall from the sky
the crowd will go wild
i told her we can play super mario kart on the N64. because i saw an N64 in one of her tinder photos... i've fucked this one before but only at her house. well i have a little surprise. there is no N64 and i am not entirely sure of what that is because i go to work and i go to the gym and i brutally fuck bitches nightly and i do too much cocaine in all honesty. so i don't do the video gamez.
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Get the FUCK out of my fart thread
Hahaha
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They're so loud, they vibrate my room. I farted in the shower, then bumped into my neighbor (a descent bro) and asked him if he could hear my farts
and he told me he thought they were fake
i was tempted to kill him
So here is my dilemma: I am blowing one of these MASSIVE, room vibrating, earth quaking farts that are as loud as a porsche cayman GTS engine igniting every 2 minutes or so
and I have this girl coming over in 4 hours
she's one of the legit dimes i fuck
anyways they are starting to go away and get less loud (i shit my shorts when i woke up for example, and now i am just blowing loud bag pipes but there is no substance to them literally)
and this concerns me because the girl is going to be here in exactly 3 hours and 26 minutes
how do i get these farts "popping" again? i need them louder than ever.
all get bigger advice is welcome and this is urgent
LMAO... Best poster these days (var city), too damn funny....