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Title: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: 240 is Back on September 08, 2014, 07:25:23 PM
1) chug 2 scoops of whey in parking lot
2) enter restaurant and order pasta/breadsticks
3) ???
4) New muscle!



In a landmark effort to have you put down the Ruby Tuesday's menu and start thinking about Olive Garden for just a second please, Olive Garden announced the Never Ending Pasta Pass today. For just $100, you get seven weeks of unlimited pasta, breadsticks, salad, soda, and other things that are served at Olive Garden.

Just think: while the plebes at Red Lobster are plunking down $15.99 for a one-time shot at unlimited shrimp and Friday's fans endure actual torture to squeeze their money's worth of endless apps, you'll be embarking on a multi-visit Mediterranean voyage. Addio, my amico. Your fettuccine alfredo awaits. Don't forget to wear protezione solare!
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: SF1900 on September 08, 2014, 07:29:13 PM
I know someone who worked at Olive Garden. Nothing is fresh. Its all microwaved. Gross.

They try to convince you that you're eating "real" italian food.  ::) ::) ::)

The issue is that most people will not use the $100.00in 7 weeks. The average person with a family, including work and/or school, does not have time to use it so often. By the time you actually remember that you purchased this $100 gift card (or whatever it is), your 7 weeks is gone.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: njflex on September 08, 2014, 07:31:40 PM
I know someone who worked at Olive Garden. Nothing is fresh. Its all microwaved. Gross.

They try to convince you that you're eating "real" italian food.  ::) ::) ::)
thankfully i grew up in an italian family...
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: calfzilla on September 08, 2014, 07:32:39 PM
I know someone who worked at Olive Garden. Nothing is fresh. Its all microwaved. Gross.

They try to convince you that you're eating "real" italian food.  ::) ::) ::)

Same here. A homosexual friend of mine worked there (no homo...well yeah homo) and said it wasn't too great. Made good tips and the gay fucker even took home the hottest girl, for what reason I don't know.  ???
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: SF1900 on September 08, 2014, 07:36:14 PM
thankfully i grew up in an italian family...

I dated a girl who was 100% italian and her mother made awesome italian food.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: SF1900 on September 08, 2014, 07:37:27 PM
Same here. A homosexual friend of mine worked there (no homo...well yeah homo) and said it wasn't too great. Made good tips and the gay fucker even took home the hottest girl, for what reason I don't know.  ???

Yeah, pretty much everything is cooked, then frozen for who knows how long :-\ :-\

Maybe they were best friends?  :) :)

Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: calfzilla on September 08, 2014, 07:40:53 PM
Yeah, pretty much everything is cooked, then frozen for who knows how long :-\ :-\

Maybe they were best friends?  :) :)



Yeah just friends I think but on one occasion saw them playing grab ass  ???

If Roger Bacon were there he would have bent her over and fucked her in the ass and finished on her tits.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 08, 2014, 07:47:47 PM
Yeah just friends I think but on one occasion saw them playing grab ass  ???

If Roger Bacon were there he would have bent her over and fucked her in the ass and finished on her tits.

Where has that cocksucke r been??
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: calfzilla on September 08, 2014, 07:49:41 PM
Where has that cocksucke r been??

Business trip in Dubai India then quick vacation in Ibiza.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: SF1900 on September 08, 2014, 07:51:23 PM
Yeah just friends I think but on one occasion saw them playing grab ass  ???

If Roger Bacon were there he would have bent her over and fucked her in the ass and finished on her tits.

Well, its not uncommon for gay men and straight women to play like that. The women do not feel threatened for obvious reasons.

Roger Bacon would have worked his charm and wooed her. Taken her out for a nice dinner at Chuckee Cheese, then to a video arcade, then back to his place where he would have pillow talk with her the whole night.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 09, 2014, 04:38:27 AM
The only thing I ever ate in Olive Garden was the Soup, Salad and Breadsticks. Fake Italian food.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Ron Harrigan on September 09, 2014, 06:23:28 AM
Well, its not uncommon for gay men and straight women to play like that. The women do not feel threatened for obvious reasons.

Roger Bacon would have worked his charm and wooed her. Taken her out for a nice dinner at Chuckee Cheese, then to a video arcade, then back to his place where he would have pillow talk with her the whole night.

No such thing as a gay man. It is a ruse to disarm women.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 06:27:28 AM
Christ, I can imagine the fucking fatasses rolling up in their minivans looking to maximize their "gains"

Olive Garden should pay Galeniko (PBUH) to stand in the restaurant and berate the war pigs to tone it the fuck down.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: denarii on September 09, 2014, 06:37:39 AM
how can this processed junk food be called restaurant food?
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 09, 2014, 06:44:28 AM
The only thing I ever ate in Olive Garden was the Soup, Salad and Breadsticks. Fake Italian food.

I agree. It's just a fancier version of fast food. If you live in NY or NJ you should know what good Italian food is. I find the minute I get leave NJ and the incredible diverse ethnicity foods all the restaurants are terrible to just okay.  Ate at a fancy looking Italian restaurant in South Carolina and the food was made without any garlic that I could taste and the sauce tasted like it was filled with sugar. That's not Italian.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Hulkotron on September 09, 2014, 06:44:37 AM
Yeah just friends I think but on one occasion saw them playing grab ass  ???

If Roger Bacon were there he would have bent her over and fucked her in the ass and finished on her tits.

Big Rog would have made a degrading video with her but when he deployed it it would have been done in a tasteful and respectful manner.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Powerlift66 on September 09, 2014, 02:26:06 PM
Pay 100.00 for 7 weeks of diarrhea, sounds fun  ??? ::)
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Bevo on September 09, 2014, 05:34:05 PM
Want Italian food go to Italy, can't get any more authentic than that  ;D
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: jude2 on September 09, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
The only thing I ever ate in Olive Garden was the Soup, Salad and Breadsticks. Fake Italian food.
Even this taste like shit there now.
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: orion on September 09, 2014, 06:31:34 PM
Yeah just friends I think but on one occasion saw them playing grab ass  ???

If Roger Bacon were there he would have bent her over and fucked her in the ass and finished on her tits.

Was her anus reminiscent of Bar Refeali?
Title: Re: Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Never-Ending Pasta, Breadsticks for $100
Post by: Tapeworm on September 09, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
No such thing as a gay man. It is a ruse to disarm women.

A cunning ploy