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Title: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 11:02:55 AM
Finally apple just release two iphone 6 one with a 4.7 inch screen and the other with a 5.5 inch screen, I switch to the galaxy note cause I wanted a big screen so now that the iphone has a big screen I am going back cause its the best phone on the market.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 11:17:57 AM
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/GTY_apple_event_keynote_01_jef_140909_4x3_992.jpg)


 The iPhone 6 starts at $199 for a 16 GB configuration, $299 for 64 GB and $399 for a new and whopping big 128 GB configuration, with a two-year contract, available to ship on September 19.

The iPhone 6 Plus starts at $299 (16GB), $399 (64GB) and $499 (128GB). Both phones come in three colors: gold, silver and space gray.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Hulkotron on September 09, 2014, 11:18:54 AM
Yes I'm sure trainer's hand is far too large and masculine for a mere 4-inch phone.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Knooger on September 09, 2014, 11:26:38 AM
Yes I'm sure trainer's hand is far too large and masculine for a mere 4-inch phone.

I think the issue is that he can't feel it when he repeatedly penetrates himself with it. He needs the extra inches for greater anal stimulation.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Hulkotron on September 09, 2014, 11:28:40 AM
I think the issue is that he can't feel it when he repeatedly penetrates himself with it. He needs the extra inches for greater anal stimulation.

Yes he is used to handling BBC in great excess of 4" so maybe that is also part of the issue.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: TrueGrit on September 09, 2014, 11:29:15 AM
I am tempted to get one if the camera is really decent.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Hulkotron on September 09, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
I'm excited to see Bar Refaeli's turd-cutter in higher resolution.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Knooger on September 09, 2014, 11:30:46 AM
I am tempted to get one if the camera is really decent.

Planning on doing your own colonoscopies. Seems financially prudent if you lack quality health care insurance.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 11:34:02 AM
people already sleeping on the streets starting 4 days ago , will be in stores September 19,



(http://scontent-b-sjc.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10632165_283176465211601_638671841_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: avxo on September 09, 2014, 11:34:38 AM
Finally apple just release two iphone 6 one with a 4.7 inch screen and the other with a 5.5 inch screen, I switch to the galaxy note cause I wanted a big screen so now that the iphone has a big screen I am going back cause its the best phone on the market.

Why did you want a big screen? Won't the next set of "your" pictures fit on a 4" screen? ::)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 11:37:40 AM
how many Getbiggers are going to be rocking the Dick Tracy Watch  at the gym ??? ???




(http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/09/09/ac0e169f-cfde-43f1-9528-eaef3b146379/thumbnail/620x350/bd51c00ed7b200655f973ce834bc5a62/apple-watch.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 11:37:47 AM
Yes I'm sure trainer's hand is far too large and masculine for a mere 4-inch phone.

Every thing must be big the phone, the muscles, the cock why do you think they call this place getbig.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: True on September 09, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
People and their precious technology.... ::)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 09, 2014, 12:06:22 PM
Lolz Apple s looking more-and-more like their competition , imitation is the sincerest form of flattery  ;D   
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 12:26:31 PM
how many Getbiggers are going to be rocking the Dick Tracy Watch  at the gym ??? ???




(http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/09/09/ac0e169f-cfde-43f1-9528-eaef3b146379/thumbnail/620x350/bd51c00ed7b200655f973ce834bc5a62/apple-watch.jpg)

Actually it has some cool shit for the gym, it can tell you how much intensity is in your workout and if you are slacking off and it learn your habits and will notify you if you when you are getting too lazy.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 12:45:16 PM
I still want a fucking Google Glass thing.

So pissed I can't get one. >:(

Would be awesome for my vids and other shit.

How hard did you try? Are you willing you pay the $1500? I might be able to hook you up.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Skylge on September 09, 2014, 12:48:32 PM
Wow! They have come up with a bigger smartphone! Amazing!!
And round edges!!! I'm so excited, hopefully I can still get some sleep tonight!

*puke smiley*
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2014, 12:49:28 PM
They release the fag watch but it won't be ready until 2015.  HAHAHAHAHA.  Apple trying their best to spread profits across multiple quarters.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I still want a fucking Google Glass thing.

So pissed I can't get one. >:(

Would be awesome for my vids and other shit.




 (http://photos-a.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10299777_693279290736952_1493357072_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
I still want a fucking Google Glass thing.

So pissed I can't get one. >:(

Would be awesome for my vids and other shit.

I was chosen as an early adopter and then again with their second release but both times I said no because I didn't have $1500 laying around.  I used that cash for Tren.  Was it worth it?  Yup.  Shagged a shit load of broads this summer.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: 240 is Back on September 09, 2014, 12:56:12 PM
pics with the new colors?
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 12:58:06 PM
(http://tech4gamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/291f3c87da1a4a98bd6fc1664aa3c282.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2014, 01:00:27 PM
people already sleeping on the streets starting 4 days ago , will be in stores September 19,



(http://scontent-b-sjc.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10632165_283176465211601_638671841_n.jpg)

fuck, they are all paid by Apple to create a marketing buzz.  When the iPad mini came out they showed long lines at the NY store and I happened to be in Vegas at the Caesar shop.  There was a line with 2 people in it.  I asked what the line was for and he said the new iPad mini, I asked if they sold out and he said they had a shitload left.  hahaha
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 09, 2014, 01:03:37 PM
fuck, they are all paid by Apple to create a marketing buzz. 

x2

"1"
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Thin Lizzy on September 09, 2014, 01:10:11 PM
fuck, they are all paid by Apple to create a marketing buzz.  When the iPad mini came out they showed long lines at the NY store and I happened to be in Vegas at the Caesar shop.  There was a line with 2 people in it.  I asked what the line was for and he said the new iPad mini, I asked if they sold out and he said they had a shitload left.  hahaha

It seems pointless. When my last Verizon contract was up, I was able to pre-order the IPhone 5 which arrived the same day it was available in stores and I spent zero time standing on a line.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 01:16:56 PM
Well I was hoping it was going to be released in the UK for much less but the stupid UK government banned it before it even got set to be released, some bullshit to do with it being hazardous to driving etc so I doubt it will ever see the UK market.

So to answer your question, YES I want one and will pay the $1500 if anyone trustworthy like yourself is willing to hook a brother up.

Do you still have to apply to Google to get one or can you get it in the open market in the US now, haven't looked into it for a while.

But yeah for my video stuff it will be epic to have.

Imagine shagging a hooker with it on, be fucking Rad or having it at a poker game.

But I got to find a way to disguise it cos in Poker games that shit ain't allowed, not sure if possible to disguise it as  regular pair of sun glasses or not?

would be fucking epic if there was a way.

Entertainment value of this place would jump up by 70000 %.



Let me see what I can do. A former coworker and good drinking buddy is a director at Google here in Boston. He *might* be able to do something.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 01:25:48 PM
That would be greatly appreciated AJ, let me know.
Peace and thank you.

So it's banned in the UK? That might be a wrinkle. The best I would be able to do is get you an invite through the regular channels. If it's banned, I doubt that would work.

Are you going to be moving to the States soon?
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
Its not banned to own I don't believe or anything like that. I know guys that have them from the US etc usually through friends or family.

Last time I checked a few months back there was an article which said the UK government did not approve the release of the Google Glass in the UK market because of safety concerns to do with driving, considering it like a phone basically.

I'll be in the Olympia but it should not be a problem to have it couriered to my address in UK. I will double check and let you know.




Its available to buy now at https://glass.google.com/getglass/u/0/shop/glass?utm_source=google_sem&utm_medium=text&utm_content=bkws&utm_campaign=evergreen&gclid=COKCgOj91MACFQiDfgod8QwACA#shop/glass

You can buy online and send them to me plus a check for shipping to the UK which I would think would be expensive and I'll send them to you.  I'm being serious.  PM me.  I won't fuck you over.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 01:39:04 PM
Its available to buy now at https://glass.google.com/getglass/u/0/shop/glass?utm_source=google_sem&utm_medium=text&utm_content=bkws&utm_campaign=evergreen&gclid=COKCgOj91MACFQiDfgod8QwACA#shop/glass

You can buy online and send them to me plus a check for shipping to the UK which I would think would be expensive and I'll send them to you.  I'm being serious.  PM me.  I won't fuck you over.

Joon, just buy them and have them sent to the hotel in Vegas. Boom.

No need to get anybody else involved.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: el numero uno on September 09, 2014, 01:48:18 PM
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/GTY_apple_event_keynote_01_jef_140909_4x3_992.jpg)


 The iPhone 6 starts at $199 for a 16 GB configuration, $299 for 64 GB and $399 for a new and whopping big 128 GB configuration, with a two-year contract, available to ship on September 19.

The iPhone 6 Plus starts at $299 (16GB), $399 (64GB) and $499 (128GB). Both phones come in three colors: gold, silver and space gray.

199 wtf? The iPhone 5 costs around 800 - 900 dollars in this shithole.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 02:02:08 PM

Actually just realized I can schedule an appointment with them here in London and go see one in action and get one.
I will contact them tomorrow, wooop wooop this is so fucking awesome, thanks bro you made my night.

Hope you can buy one there and then in the show room and not have to wait.
Would be awesome if I could get one just before the Olympia

Gonna go snoop on Ron in action taking photos and try and find the trainer with it and imagine having it on when I go to give Bikini our wedding kiss.
God i am so fucking excited. Will post shit loads of videos.

Do you know if they are admissible in shows and stuff, I doubt they let you wear em in the casinos.

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You'll need magic glasses to get a pic of the trainer as he won't get within a thousand miles of the Olympia with his fucking shit body 36" waist and 14" arms skinnyfat fuck.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Hulkotron on September 09, 2014, 02:08:21 PM
I'm excited for UJ's Olympia chronicle.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: King Shizzo on September 09, 2014, 02:08:27 PM
199 wtf? The iPhone 5 costs around 800 - 900 dollars in this shithole.
3rd world problems. We don't care.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: denarii on September 09, 2014, 02:26:29 PM
how many Getbiggers are going to be rocking the Dick Tracy Watch  at the gym ??? ???




(http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/09/09/ac0e169f-cfde-43f1-9528-eaef3b146379/thumbnail/620x350/bd51c00ed7b200655f973ce834bc5a62/apple-watch.jpg)

its the kind of thing visualise pissstains would adorn his wrist with thinking it says something positive about him.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: pedro01 on September 09, 2014, 02:30:23 PM
Wow! They have come up with a bigger smartphone! Amazing!!
And round edges!!! I'm so excited, hopefully I can still get some sleep tonight!

*puke smiley*

Yup - shareholders can rest easy knowing Apple still have an "ideas man" after Steve Jobs passing
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: denarii on September 09, 2014, 02:32:48 PM
Yup - shareholders can rest easy knowing Apple still have an "ideas man" after Steve Jobs passing

more like oh dears man. apple has usually teetered on the brink of bankruptcy when jobs hasnt run it. now he is not coming back. will take a few tim ideas to burn off that cash pile though.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 02:36:17 PM
Would be funny as fuck if he really was like 6ft 5 and 250lb ripped.

Joon: "uhh....are you "the trainer"?
Trainer "Yeah fuck you want midget who the fuck are you?"
Joon " uhh.....great guns bro....looking swole....my names uhhhh......Harry yeah.....I am from Australia"
Trainer "why you little shit......aren't you that fucker Joon from GB I recognize the nose"
Joon "uhhh......what??? No...no...no... Joon, who the fucks that bro.....nah you got me mistaken by someone else.....got to go to the toilet, really got to pee....see you later".

  ;D

That is exactly how it would go down.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 02:42:15 PM
All i want to know if is the new screen technology will improve bar refaeli asshole shot  ??? ??? and will it automatically photoshop Kate upton fat gut into hourglass shape  ??? ???
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: TrueGrit on September 09, 2014, 02:45:16 PM
Bar's anus should be the new, official Apple background.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 03:01:42 PM
That is exactly how it would go down.

Seems very unlikely at this point. Taking book now on what point trainer "officially" announces his change in plans.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Lustral on September 09, 2014, 03:08:33 PM
Every thing must be big the phone, the muscles, the cock why do you think they call this place getbig.

Because people get erections looking at bodybuilders dumbass.

Never hear of a euphemism?
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Lustral on September 09, 2014, 03:11:13 PM
more like oh dears man. apple has usually teetered on the brink of bankruptcy when jobs hasnt run it. now he is not coming back. will take a few tim ideas to burn off that cash pile though.

share price is back up near 600 mark and good dividends. Dad made bank on shares.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 03:43:59 PM
Some instructional videos for the trainer, why do I have a feeling he won't turn up?  :o



Because "turning up" in person would mean exposing his fraudulent physique. Plus, his mom won't give him the bus money to get to Vegas. The only fitness chick he'll be banging is his thumb and forefinger of his right hand as he has his 14" CRT display showing hotfitnesschicks.com.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 03:54:08 PM
Yeah I mean we all know he won't show.

But just for arguments sake that would be like the worst case scenario if like a 140lb twink turns up...haha.

Would be like "uhh....hey dude, can I get you a sandwich or something"???

"you should go to the gym brah"

 ;D

See that is the problem, I am such a big and intimidating fellow that you have to show up with a bunch of ugly wanna be mma douchebags so you can feel secure, dont be scared homie.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: AD2100 on September 09, 2014, 04:16:46 PM
fucking pathetic  ::)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 04:17:41 PM
Nah nobody is scared homie, just amused. :-*

It's going to be funny as fuck watching you shit yourself that's all.

Hopefully I can get my Goggle Glass before then so I can film it all and post it here.

If I find you I will 100% promise to stick a camera in your face and ask you why you think its funny to send gay porn to peoples families here and watch you stutter like a prick. There is literally nothing you can do about it.

Will be funny watching you squirm on film.
But I am 95% sure it will end up like this and you'll start crying like a girl saying sorry

But we all you know you ain't turning up



It's interesting that all of those "internet trolls" all look like shit IRL.

Just like the trainer.

(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/481823a750d293bf53b799fbd55d40cf_zps1d3e982a.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 04:23:28 PM

What the fuck is that yellow thing on the trainers bed, is that his teddy bear or rubber duck? WTF?  ??? ;D

Only the trainer knows, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a chew toy for his mom's toy poodle.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 04:34:17 PM
Nah nobody is scared homie, just amused. :-*

It's going to be funny as fuck watching you shit yourself that's all.

Hopefully I can get my Goggle Glass before then so I can film it all and post it here.

If I find you I will 100% promise to stick a camera in your face and ask you why you think its funny to send gay porn to peoples families here and watch you stutter like a prick. There is literally nothing you can do about it.

Will be funny watching you squirm on film.
But I am 95% sure it will end up like this and you'll start crying like a girl saying sorry

But we all you know you ain't turning up






First I am taller than you so you will be looking up at me, second I am pretty sure you will most likely just stand there staring at me and telling me how big I am, I was blessed with a deep voice and a mean looking face although I will be smiling cause I am trying to pick up fitness chicks, but if I give you a mean look and tell you to give me the camera you will do it.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: TrueGrit on September 09, 2014, 04:36:19 PM
This thread is fucked.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: the trainer on September 09, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
The trainer literally falling apart in fear with this post waving the white flag Haha.
Once you imagine him as a midget 140lb twink typing this shit it all makes sense.
I can't believe I am actually wasting my time with this gimmick
But the level of retardation is pretty amusing so I shall continue.

I just think its going to be too easy for me to fuck with the trainer, this ain't even fair, I almost feel bad, but can't forgive what he did to my best GB friend.

Just a bit of advice for the trainer. An admission or apology would be a good place to start.
You have literally no idea about my technological powers on here. It's not a question of if, its a question of when.





This is how it would look with you standing next to me twinky boy, you are going to bow in front of a real man and show respect to the alpha male.

(http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/LocoDiablo_2008/NoahSteere.jpg)
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: _aj_ on September 09, 2014, 05:17:31 PM
This is how it would look with you standing next to me twinky boy, you are going to bow in front of a real man and show respect to the alpha male.

(http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/LocoDiablo_2008/NoahSteere.jpg)

Yet another pic of somebody else. I sense a pattern here.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: jude2 on September 09, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
share price is back up near 600 mark and good dividends. Dad made bank on shares.
Around 100 a share, after the 7 for 1 split, so it would be like 700 now if my old memory serves me right. I kept  the shares after the split.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 09, 2014, 06:30:21 PM
I'm going to switch back to an iphone.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 09, 2014, 06:48:09 PM


 
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Mr Anabolic on September 09, 2014, 07:51:13 PM
A tracking device called a cell phone.

Also, you look like a retard walking around staring at it.

Government tracking tech-toy zombies every move.

You don't own it... it owns you.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Slik on September 09, 2014, 08:02:43 PM
That is exactly how it I would go down on him.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 08:18:43 PM
(http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2014%2F08%2F26%2Fimages-article-2014-03-03-ku-xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Gregzs on September 09, 2014, 10:21:12 PM
The competition:

NEW iPhones and Apple Watches BREAKDOWN

Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: catracho on September 09, 2014, 11:14:01 PM
people already sleeping on the streets starting 4 days ago , will be in stores September 19,



(http://scontent-b-sjc.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10632165_283176465211601_638671841_n.jpg)

Hopefully, ISIS will target here first! ;D
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: King Shizzo on September 10, 2014, 02:15:59 PM
A tracking device called a cell phone.

Also, you look like a retard walking around staring at it.

Government tracking tech-toy zombies every move.

You don't own it... it owns you.
Do you still write letters?
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: the trainer on September 10, 2014, 02:23:57 PM
Do you still write letters?

you have being missing in action for a bit where you  recovering from a long hangover
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 10, 2014, 03:44:20 PM
A tracking device called a cell phone.

Also, you look like a retard walking around staring at it.

Government tracking tech-toy zombies every move.

You don't own it... it owns you.

Yup.  Every Saturday I go to my juijistu class.  One day on a Saturday it said "It will take you 10 minutes to get to street address of dojo"

How the fuck did it know I was going that day and where?  I guess it tracks where I've been and at what time and guess after a while where I should be.  fucking creepy as shit.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: King Shizzo on September 10, 2014, 03:56:56 PM
you have being missing in action for a bit where you  recovering from a long hangover
No, this place is starting to bore me.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: 2Thick on September 12, 2014, 03:03:39 PM
I think I'll hold my shares for a while longer.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Lustral on September 12, 2014, 03:09:51 PM
Around 100 a share, after the 7 for 1 split, so it would be like 700 now if my old memory serves me right. I kept  the shares after the split.

You're right. My dad wrote an article for private investors that he asked me to read through and it was 591 or something at time but he was accounting for share split. I thought it was 6-1? I dunno, his shares. I said sell after iphone 6 and watch come out in Sept but what do I know.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: disco_stu on September 12, 2014, 03:21:03 PM
Finally apple just release two iphone 6 one with a 4.7 inch screen and the other with a 5.5 inch screen, I switch to the galaxy note cause I wanted a big screen so now that the iphone has a big screen I am going back cause its the best phone on the market.

lol. not even close.. the iphone 6 has 2012 android features..

apple fan boy..
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 12, 2014, 03:23:35 PM
Apple are a bunch of fucking idiots.  So the watch has a crown that you can turn to zoom in and out.  Have you ever tried turning a crosn while the watch is on your wrist?  nearly impossible to do.  So lame.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: 2Thick on September 12, 2014, 03:24:38 PM
You're right. My dad wrote an article for private investors that he asked me to read through and it was 591 or something at time but he was accounting for share split. I thought it was 6-1? I dunno, his shares. I said sell after iphone 6 and watch come out in Sept but what do I know.

Yeah, it was 7-1. I had 300 shares, I now have 2100.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Lustral on September 12, 2014, 03:28:39 PM
??? ??? ::)

What's your point? He made 6m selling his company in 2000, has a stock portfolio of several million. He does it for free in a local newsletter. He started company in 1993 on his own if you want to know. I'm sure you could teach him how to make money.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Lustral on September 12, 2014, 03:37:36 PM
PMSL.....I misread. :-[

I thought you wrote "private investigator" not "private investor"......lmao...sorry I am out of it.

This is how much u got me paranoid  ;)



If my dad was a PI I would have serious questions to ask. Like how he believed half the shit I told him for one.

I'll give him one thing, he would have made a good poker player. 2 weeks after we got internet in our house when I was 15 he sat down when I was having cereal in front of computer and said "I know what you've been looking up". Total horseshit, I cleaned history like a pro, but he knew I couldn't call his bluff cos I was burning calories jerking off to ampland (remember that?) about 4 times a day. Of course I was back jerking off 2 minutes later but that's besides the point.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Victor VonDoom on September 12, 2014, 03:39:23 PM
Apple Watch? 
Bah!  Doom has no need for such a device!
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Lustral on September 12, 2014, 03:42:51 PM
Apple Watch? 
Bah!  Doom has no need for such a device!

Noone does. Although I'm sure social welfare will cover it within 5 years. Unemployed people need wearable smart tech.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: the trainer on September 12, 2014, 03:47:06 PM
Apple Watch? 
Bah!  Doom has no need for such a device!

I agree you dont strike me as the kind of guy who needs a cellphone or watch.
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Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Lustral on September 12, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
I agree you dont strike me as the kind of guy who needs a cellphone or watch.
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How does someone who trains people how to lift things need a smart watch?
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: jude2 on September 12, 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Yeah, it was 7-1. I had 300 shares, I now have 2100.
Very well done. So u have $210,000 of just Apple stock. Is that your only stock u own or u are a getbig millionaire.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: avxo on September 12, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
Yeah, it was 7-1. I had 300 shares, I now have 2100.

Actually, it was a 1-7 split (or a 7-1 reverse split). If it was a 7-1 split, then your 300 shares would have become 42 or 43 shares depending on how fractional shares where handled.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: jude2 on September 12, 2014, 06:29:43 PM
Actually, it was a 1-7 split (or a 7-1 reverse split). If it was a 7-1 split, then your 300 shares would have become 42 or 43 shares depending on how fractional shares where handled.
You are wrong here. It was a 7 for 1 split. I own the stock and have a lot more since the split, like 7 times more ::)
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: avxo on September 12, 2014, 08:19:31 PM
Oh, d'oh. Of course it was and I'm wrong. Apple wanted to lower their stock price, hence the split; I had it all mixed up there. Hmm, who was I thinking of that did a reverse split around the same time?
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: Var City on September 12, 2014, 09:23:01 PM



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why can;t you get one?

i have one of the models they released for sale last winter

it's amazing. literally. it's really ridiculously cool

i don't have whatever model heath is wearing tho. mine aren't glasses. you can see my eyes and they are the ones that hardly look like you're wearing anything. you can still be smooth in a bar / wherever with them. and the technology didn't go anywhere from then till now
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Var City on September 12, 2014, 09:25:30 PM
also anyone who buys this apple 6 bullshit

and doesn't wait for the NOTE 4 EDGE to drop

is doing it wrong

i won't be waiting in any lines like the sheep outside that 5th avenue manhattan apple store in the photo above

however i'll be buying the note 4 edge the week it drops, no matter the cost. i've  been waiting for this. and i'm not anti apple. i like their ipad air and use it errrr day.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: 2Thick on September 13, 2014, 09:04:22 AM
Very well done. So u have $210,000 of just Apple stock. Is that your only stock u own or u are a getbig millionaire.

Not my only stock by a long shot.  ;D

I originally bought 100 shares in early '07 when Jobs rolled out the first I-phone when it was still in the upper 80's to low 90's. I eventually got up to 500 shares, and sold 400 in Nov '12. I bought a couple hundred shares more in the summer of '13 when I heard some big activist investor money was flooding in. There's something to be said for buying good companies and holding them for a while.

I used to buy puts on it ahead of earnings years ago, but I haven't done that lately. It seems to have lost a lot of its volatility in recent times.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: 2Thick on September 13, 2014, 09:09:14 AM
They're currently doing roughly 170 billion in revenue, earning roughly 40 billion a year, have well over 40 billion in cashflow, and have a very interesting pipeline. Lots of big money still in it. Icahn was behind getting them to split and offer a dividend.

Some believe they may buy Netfilx at some point. Icahn owns that one also. Of course some say google has an eye out for Netflix as well.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: 2Thick on September 13, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
Oh, d'oh. Of course it was and I'm wrong. Apple wanted to lower their stock price, hence the split; I had it all mixed up there. Hmm, who was I thinking of that did a reverse split around the same time?

All that matters to me is that I've made a ton of money with them and hope to continue making more. When I think otherwise, I'll sell.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 15, 2014, 09:49:26 AM
Very well done. So u have $210,000 of just Apple stock. Is that your only stock u own or u are a getbig millionaire.

A buddy of mine was the biggest Apple Fan boy for over a decade, he owned a shitload of Apple and sold it at $17.  HAHAHA.  Fucker could have retired if he held on.
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: jude2 on September 15, 2014, 06:58:18 PM
A buddy of mine was the biggest Apple Fan boy for over a decade, he owned a shitload of Apple and sold it at $17.  HAHAHA.  Fucker could have retired if he held on.
Holy shit. I would want to kill myself. I thought I bought it great for $79.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on September 22, 2014, 02:34:02 PM
New improved revolutionary  Shatter Proof Glass   ::) ::)





Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: WalterWhite on September 22, 2014, 03:49:17 PM
New improved revolutionary  Shatter Proof Glass   ::) ::)







This makes the case companies smile!
Title: Re: Back to Iphone
Post by: kawaks on September 23, 2014, 12:47:27 AM
people already sleeping on the streets starting 4 days ago , will be in stores September 19,


Wrong there dude, they are HOMELESS folks disguised as apple fan bios ;-0
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: _bruce_ on September 23, 2014, 10:24:36 AM
Great news - ibone6 comes with a blue tooth ready butt plug.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2014, 11:28:15 AM
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2014, 11:36:37 AM


You'd think they QA this shit.  Apparently 2/3 of apps on ios 8 are crashing for people.  Happens to me a lot now.  Do they not have anyone test this shit?
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: 240 is Back on September 24, 2014, 12:12:32 PM
I'd prefer a steel phone cover, not aluminum.  Even if it's heavier, who cares, I'm a getbigger. 
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2014, 01:07:11 PM
I'd prefer a steel phone cover, not aluminum.  Even if it's heavier, who cares, I'm a getbigger. 

a true getbigger would want a 40 pound phone so every time they use it they can build bigger biceps at the same time.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: 240 is Back on September 24, 2014, 02:00:01 PM
a true getbigger would want a 40 pound phone so every time they use it they can build bigger biceps at the same time.

also we can use it as a weapon for use against armed bouncers or mouthy mother-in-laws.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: TrueGrit on September 24, 2014, 02:18:30 PM
Lot of complaints already that the 6+ and even the 6 bends in your pocket.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/sep/24/iphone-6-plus-bend-pockets-complain
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2014, 03:25:08 PM
The bending is such bullshit.  You can pick up a laptop and give it full force and it will bend.  Are people folding the fucking thing in their pockets?  that video the guy is trying his hardest to bend it.  Try the same shit with the plastic LG, Samsung or Motorolla, things will snap in half.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: HTexan on September 24, 2014, 03:33:11 PM
The bending is such bullshit.  You can pick up a laptop and give it full force and it will bend.  Are people folding the fucking thing in their pockets?  that video the guy is trying his hardest to bend it.  Try the same shit with the plastic LG, Samsung or Motorolla, things will snap in half.
^ anything bends or breaks if you stick it in your back pocket and then sit on it.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2014, 03:41:31 PM
to be honest, none of my phones ever last longer then 6 months before i have to replace the broken glass , i dont recall ever having a cellphone that lasted me the 2 years contract , maybe the RAZOR phone i had 8years ago did but i cant be sure


im on my 3rd glass already on my Samsung Galaxy 4s and i've had it for a year and 2 months maybe
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 24, 2014, 07:18:10 PM


 Apple has pulled the iOS 8.0.1 update following numerous user reports of problems with cellular service and Touch ID.


 APPLE: "We are actively investigating these reports ... In the meantime we have pulled back the iOS 8.0.1 update.”


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Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 25, 2014, 08:10:39 AM

 Apple has pulled the iOS 8.0.1 update following numerous user reports of problems with cellular service and Touch ID.


 APPLE: "We are actively investigating these reports ... In the meantime we have pulled back the iOS 8.0.1 update.”


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I can't believe they had an update a week after the major release.  Fuck ups.  Apple is probably outsourcing all their development to Indians and Asians hence the shitty QA and quality of the OS
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Lustral on September 25, 2014, 02:22:40 PM
Apple says bent iphones are rare. I say bent iphone users are everywhere.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Gregzs on September 27, 2014, 11:45:16 PM
Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules - September 26, 2014 (HBO)

Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 28, 2014, 09:48:27 AM


 Not Apple related, but Bill nailed...again.

 
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Ron on October 02, 2014, 09:38:19 AM


Wow - Apple did not anticipate this problem, I bet...

Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 02, 2014, 09:40:43 AM
this recent update sucks ass.  Apps crashing all the time.  Email freezing up and crashing.  Using safari freezes up and crashes.  Fucking IOS 8
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: blackpele on October 02, 2014, 09:43:35 AM

 Apple has pulled the iOS 8.0.1 update following numerous user reports of problems with cellular service and Touch ID.


 APPLE: "We are actively investigating these reports ... In the meantime we have pulled back the iOS 8.0.1 update.”


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Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Grape Ape on October 02, 2014, 09:43:56 AM
this recent update sucks ass.  Apps crashing all the time.  Email freezing up and crashing.  Using safari freezes up and crashes.  Fucking IOS 8

Very poor apple launch.  Agreed.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on October 02, 2014, 09:51:25 AM
I hear they had to step up Apple Geeks at the Stores to watch people because they are going into apple stores and bending all the phones on display LMFAO
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 02, 2014, 09:54:21 AM
I hear they had to step up Apple Geeks at the Stores to watch people because they are going into apple stores and bending all the phones on display LMFAO

Not sure how much they pay these fucks but you go into any apple store and you'll find 5-6 huddled together not helping anyone.
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: tu_holmes on October 02, 2014, 09:55:25 AM

Wow - Apple did not anticipate this problem, I bet...



Who seriously sits around and TRIES to bend their 6 or 700 dollar phone?

Come on.

A big part of the problem is that the new screen material is no longer gorilla glass. As such, it is designed to not crack as easily... It now allows this bend.

Your screen will stay pristine a lot longer now.

Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: Nails on October 02, 2014, 09:55:42 AM
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/29/6865247/idiots-destroying-iphone-6-plus-at-apple-store-because-bendgate (http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/29/6865247/idiots-destroying-iphone-6-plus-at-apple-store-because-bendgate)





 
Title: Re: Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch
Post by: King Shizzo on October 02, 2014, 10:04:17 AM
Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.