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Title: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 09, 2014, 06:26:04 PM
So I'm watching a program on BBC about these penguins and I'm thinking, "what kind of life is this? They just sit in the cold all day with the ice and a bunch of other stinking penguins, trying not to get eaten by seals". Then the narrator was talking about how there are 60,000 of these things in one colony with a bunch of babies, and that when they go to get food, they have to come back and chirp until their chick pops up. I thought it was crazy, if those were people, they would've been kidnapped. Then I thought, holy shit, they just fuck, eat, and don't pay bills everyday. Who's got the miserable existence?
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 07:04:52 PM
So I'm watching a program on BBC about these penguins and I'm thinking, "what kind of life is this? They just sit in the cold all day with the ice and a bunch of other stinking penguins, trying not to get eaten by seals". Then the narrator was talking about how there are 60,000 of these things in one colony with a bunch of babies, and that when they go to get food, they have to come back and chirp until their chick pops up. I thought it was crazy, if those were people, they would've been kidnapped. Then I thought, holy shit, they just fuck, eat, and don't pay bills everyday. Who's got the miserable existence?

Human beings.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 07:08:40 PM
baby animals are too cute:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-0-162CF80B000005DC-847_634x393.jpg)

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19800000/baby-bunnies-baby-bunnies-19896692-1024-768.jpg)

(http://www.dawn-productions.com/core/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sweet-baby-tiger.jpg)

(http://www.allbearpictures.com/pictures/Baby_Bear_Tree_Climb.jpg)
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 09, 2014, 07:11:18 PM
 You get to wear a tuxedo all the time. You have all the sex you want on top of eating seafood when ever you want. It can be 20 below and your warm. You don't have a job. You don't have to workout to stay in shape.  There's no humans around to mess stuff up. What's not to like?
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2014, 07:29:29 PM
baby animals are too cute:


OMG I just died
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 07:38:06 PM
OMG I just died



My favorite is the baby chimp :)

(http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0133f5876b4f970b-pi)

(http://www.deshow.net/d/file/animal/2008-10/baby-pig-2.jpg)

(http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cutest-baby-animals-10.jpg)

(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/baby-animals-6.jpg)

(http://www.topdreamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blissfully-cute-baby-animals-baby-squirrel-6.jpg)

(http://cdn.amazinganimalstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Cutest-Photos-of-Baby-Animals-in-Hand-03.jpg)

(http://www.hhhype.com/uploads/639/54a8bf93e107468ce3a6e43abbe94a4f.jpg)
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Knooger on September 09, 2014, 08:11:05 PM
Human beings.

Bullshit, you fucking idiot. Humans can lift and do G4P. It would suck to be a penguin.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2014, 08:24:30 PM
they only love once, most fall in love and love that one partner forever


so they say



(http://www.birdsofeden.co.za/userfiles/article/birdpics2/2356616389_1d4e466ac8.jpg)


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IVxWq_lH9_E/ULO3A7w-NqI/AAAAAAAAIj4/Ad_GYQVe8xA/s640/emperor-penguins-wallpaper.jpg)


Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 08:27:57 PM
Bullshit, you fucking idiot. Humans can lift and do G4P. It would suck to be a penguin.

 ;D ;D

Penguins are most likely jealous of Kai's white towel shenanigans.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2014, 08:39:07 PM


My favorite is the baby chimp :)



OMG !!!!!

Too cute...I just wanna squeeze them lol  :-\
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 08:41:37 PM
OMG !!!!!

Too cute...I just wanna squeeze them lol  :-\

haha, I know!! Especially that baby chimp. Love those big ears on him/her.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2014, 08:43:35 PM
they only love once, most fall in love and love that one partner forever


so they say



(http://www.birdsofeden.co.za/userfiles/article/birdpics2/2356616389_1d4e466ac8.jpg)


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IVxWq_lH9_E/ULO3A7w-NqI/AAAAAAAAIj4/Ad_GYQVe8xA/s640/emperor-penguins-wallpaper.jpg)




So beautiful...the loyalty! Wow

Everyone needs to see "March of the Penguins"
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: chaos on September 09, 2014, 08:44:46 PM
Bullshit, you fucking idiot. Humans can lift and do G4P. It would suck to be a penguin.
Knooger lover
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
haha, I know!! Especially that baby chimp. Love those big ears on him/her.  ;D ;D

I would love a big squishy hug from the chimp! Then I can squeeze him/her lol  :D
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: el numero uno on September 09, 2014, 08:48:18 PM
(http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cutest-baby-animals-10.jpg)


This is one strange looking duck
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 08:51:27 PM
I would love a big squishy hug from the chimp! Then I can squeeze him/her lol  :D

 ;D ;D

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19800000/leopard-cub-baby-animals-19832556-380-253.jpg)
(http://actinglikeanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/pin52c43829537e2-640x400.jpg)
(http://blog.rti.org.tw/english/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/panda-21.jpg)
(http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b017ee9a645a5970d-500wi)
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 08:52:13 PM
(http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cutest-baby-animals-10.jpg)


This is one strange looking duck

What?  ;D ;D

Its a platypus!
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2014, 09:00:59 PM
OMG the porcupine! I love it

And the paws on the panda!  :D  I love them all
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2014, 09:07:20 PM
OMG the porcupine! I love it

And the paws on the panda!  :D  I love them all

Nap time!!

(http://www.wodumedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Gorilla-infant-Kiburi-sleeps-on-her-mother-Safiris-back-during-sunny-weather-at-the-zoo-in-Duisburg-Germany-Wednesday-April-8-2009.-AP-PhotoMartin-Meissner-960x649.jpg)

(http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Just-two-baby-bunnies-napping-l.jpg)

(http://awesomelyamazing.com/adorable-animals/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Cat-Nap.jpg)

(http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/International/ht_baby_seal_pup_sleeping_1a_ll_111214_vblog.jpg)
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: el numero uno on September 09, 2014, 09:22:29 PM


My favorite is the baby chimp :)

(http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0133f5876b4f970b-pi)


Whoa, cute as hell.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 10, 2014, 05:32:20 AM
You get to wear a tuxedo all the time. You have all the sex you want on top of eating seafood when ever you want. It can be 20 below and your warm. You don't have a job. You don't have to workout to stay in shape.  There's no humans around to mess stuff up. What's not to like?

Exactly. And, they are ALL wider than Heath.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: _bruce_ on September 10, 2014, 06:36:22 AM
Eps have different priorities... eating fish, watching the sea and waiting for the official Mr. O. results.

Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Super Natural on September 10, 2014, 06:41:22 AM
I would love a big squishy hug from the chimp! Then I can squeeze him/her lol  :D

Cuteness OR paedomorphism (seriously that's what it's called) is actually evolution’s devious way of getting us to look after our offspring.

Our brains latch on to pretty much anything with the same criteria. Babies or adults with big eyes, large heads, small noses e.g. Kittens, Baby pandas, Puppies etc.

Cuteness is such a strong emotion it even inspires aggression in humans -- which is why you probably feel the urge to squeeze it  :D

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cuteness-inspires-aggression/
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 10, 2014, 01:10:23 PM

Cuteness is such a strong emotion it even inspires aggression in humans -- which is why you probably feel the urge to squeeze it  :D

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cuteness-inspires-aggression/


Lol...this made me laugh  ;D

I read the article...it describes me to a T. I would run out of bubble wrap real quick.

Thank you for posting the article...makes me feel more normal lol
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 10, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
Interesting thing about these Penguins is that many of them get depressed and literally "queue up" to commit suicide.
Title: Re: Emporer Penguins: a miserable existence
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 10, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
Interesting thing about these Penguins is that many of them get depressed and literally "queue up" to commit suicide.


Wow, I had no idea. BBC and Disney would have you believe otherwise.