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Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 14, 2014, 12:28:56 PM
me from a couple of years ago, Junior. No drugs and no surgery. Hope this helps.  ;)


(http://i.imgur.com/aayglUl.jpg)
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Voice of Doom on September 14, 2014, 12:43:49 PM
nice!
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: the trainer on September 14, 2014, 01:27:31 PM
Been looking on the Private Medical Clinic website in Harley Street, Dr Dennis Wolf (no relation to the bodybuilder) is simply a fucking genius.

One day operation under local anesthetic, you walk in at 20% BF.

They suck the living fat out of ya.

2 hours later you walk out 10% BF ... ;D ;D BOOOOM.......with.

INSTANT SICK PACK  :o :o

Then at 10% drop the Winstrol and Anavar and get down to 7% in like 7 weeks.  8)

It's like you just dieted hardcore for 4 months ......BUT .....

YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DIET AT ALL. ;D

FUCKING GENIUS

Love it.

Calling them tomorrow.

Watch this, it's the bollox.

http://www.theprivateclinic.co.uk/treatments/lipo-body-contouring/vaser-liposuction





You are a lazy indiscipline fat fuck of peace.  ::)
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: HTexan on September 14, 2014, 02:37:09 PM
Been looking on the Private Medical Clinic website in Harley Street, Dr Dennis Wolf (no relation to the bodybuilder) is simply a fucking genius.

One day operation under local anesthetic, you walk in at 20% BF.

They suck the living fat out of ya.

2 hours later you walk out 10% BF ... ;D ;D BOOOOM.......with.

INSTANT SICK PACK  :o :o

Then at 10% drop the Winstrol and Anavar and get down to 7% in like 7 weeks.  8)

It's like you just dieted hardcore for 4 months ......BUT .....

YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DIET AT ALL. ;D

FUCKING GENIUS

Love it.

Calling them tomorrow.

Watch this, it's the bollox.

http://www.theprivateclinic.co.uk/treatments/lipo-body-contouring/vaser-liposuction





if you at 20% IMO, you can still drop more with dieting, before doing this.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
and then you will get fat again unless you change your diet

and if you are prepared to change your diet you could easily lose fat without surgery

whats the point

 ???
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Simple Simon on September 14, 2014, 03:01:15 PM
Yeah I know I can but seriously whats the point of dieting being miserable for 3-4 months at a time when all you got to do is go in for a day procedure and get all the fat you want sucked out of you, then only diet like for 1 month and you would be in great shape.

I asked a question on the steroid board long time ago "is it possible to eat whatever the fuck I want and be in shape by taking drugs like clen, GH, tren T3" and everyone was like no diet, diet diet....blah blah blah.

Well I just found the solution to being able to eat what the fuck you want anytime you want and constantly being in shape.

Just do this every 3-4 months.

Makes sense.

stupid twat, you didnt even watch your own video.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Conker on September 14, 2014, 03:02:28 PM
me from a couple of years ago, Junior. No drugs and no surgery. Hope this helps.  ;)


(http://i.imgur.com/aayglUl.jpg)

and where's the after pics?
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: booty on September 14, 2014, 03:13:36 PM
Yeah I know I can but seriously whats the point of dieting being miserable for 3-4 months at a time when all you got to do is go in for a day procedure and get all the fat you want sucked out of you, then only diet like for 1 month and you would be in great shape.

I asked a question on the steroid board long time ago "is it possible to eat whatever the fuck I want and be in shape by taking drugs like clen, GH, tren T3" and everyone was like no diet, diet diet....blah blah blah.

Well I just found the solution to being able to eat what the fuck you want anytime you want and constantly being in shape.

Just do this every 3-4 months.

Makes sense.
All surgeries carry risks. You will still have to eat clean to maintain your new bodyfat level.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Conker on September 14, 2014, 03:17:52 PM
not sure if you would fancy getting it done every 3-4 months

(http://flamidwyfe.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20120517-180609.jpg)

 :o
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 03:23:06 PM
Junior you are pretty funny bro

just the other day you try to give me diet advise, telling me to eat mcdonalds


now you wanna do liposuction


lol bro


just eat right like i do, i mean look at this shit sincerely, this is actually a picture in the middle of a bulk

imagine when cutting
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Fakechestguy on September 14, 2014, 03:25:34 PM
Junior you are pretty funny bro

just the other day you try to give me diet advise, telling me to eat mcdonalds


now you wanna do liposuction


lol bro


just eat right like i do, i mean look at this shit sincerely, this is actually a picture in the middle of a bulk

imagine when cutting


boooommmm
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on September 14, 2014, 03:26:04 PM
Junior you are pretty funny bro

just the other day you try to give me diet advise, telling me to eat mcdonalds


now you wanna do liposuction


lol bro


just eat right like i do, i mean look at this shit sincerely, this is actually a picture in the middle of a bulk

imagine when cutting

 ;D


looking good dude.

You have good body metabolism, junior is not so lucky and also his age is not + also.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 03:27:14 PM
;D


looking good dude.
thanks bro, i'm gonna keep bulking for a few weeks then start my new years eve prep so i can be insanely ripped in the clubs

Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: the trainer on September 14, 2014, 03:28:44 PM


I did what are you rabbiting on about, where does it say you can't have it done several times?

Guys go in and get their abs and hips done.

Then they might do chest and side leg, whatever, who gives a shit.

If you get fat again u can do it again, its not a problem but fat cells won't come back same place just different place.

So shut it numpty I can be as lean as you in 1 day without having to do fuck all.

Hope that helps.



Why dont you get some chest and biceps implants and shoot some synthol while you are at it, this is a bodybuilding board where  we lift iron and eat bodybuilding foods, go join a board for fatties and discuss how many macdonalds you can eat daily and stick your tongue down your throat and vomit and lipo once a month you lazy slob.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Princess L on September 14, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
Coolsculpting is a non invasive option.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Fakechestguy on September 14, 2014, 03:31:44 PM
Coolsculpting is a non invasive option.

That does not work.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 03:32:56 PM

Broseph you were talking about BULKING and eating clean on BULK, which is totally unnecessary.

I am talking about DIETING, when the fuck did I tell you to eat Mcdonald's on diet?  ::)

But you look great so make your mind up and come to my party for the weekend.

 


i cant travel and party

i'm going to start my new years evening clubbing prep


Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Conker on September 14, 2014, 03:35:46 PM
That's a botch job done in Pakistan.

This is Harley Street we are talking about, did you see the guy in the video?

Happy as larry one day out from same day procedure.

This is vaser lipo under local anesthetic not general

nah i never watched the vid or know anything about it tbh. but from a quick google search

"Patients typically return to their normal routines within 7–10 days after their high-definition liposculpture procedure. Within two weeks, a moderate level of exercise can be resumed. Strenuous exercise must be delayed for a least one month after the procedure."

not sure this would be the ideal approach for the aspiring muscle god tbh.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: MAXX on September 14, 2014, 03:35:52 PM
just kill yourself

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516047.0;attach=553601)
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Lustral on September 14, 2014, 03:37:30 PM
No way a company would lie as to the efficacy of their product. Go for it.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: _aj_ on September 14, 2014, 03:38:55 PM
nah i never watched the vid or know anything about it tbh. but from a quick google search

"Patients typically return to their normal routines within 7–10 days after their high-definition liposculpture procedure. Within two weeks, a moderate level of exercise can be resumed. Strenuous exercise must be delayed for a least one month after the procedure."

not sure this would be the ideal approach for the aspiring muscle god tbh.

I think Joon's plan is to have the gear create his muscles without exercise. Presumably while he's eating Big Macs and Whotsits.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Princess L on September 14, 2014, 03:40:08 PM
That does not work.

Really?  I've seen several people who've had it done. Worked For them.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: booty on September 14, 2014, 03:43:28 PM
nah i never watched the vid or know anything about it tbh. but from a quick google search

"Patients typically return to their normal routines within 7–10 days after their high-definition liposculpture procedure. Within two weeks, a moderate level of exercise can be resumed. Strenuous exercise must be delayed for a least one month after the procedure."

not sure this would be the ideal approach for the aspiring muscle god tbh.
It wouldn't however junior wants to shed some bodyfat so could resume to brisk walking a week after the procedure.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: _aj_ on September 14, 2014, 03:48:33 PM
Yes that would be the ideal scenario.

Its not macho to suffer when there is a better solution.

I like where you are going with this.

Rule #11: Always cheat, always win.
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: monstermunch on September 14, 2014, 03:49:23 PM
Joon you ever shagged a tranny?
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 03:55:45 PM

Not yet, plan to when I got to Thailand to pick up some stronz  ;)
what if there is poo in the ass

 :-X
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: anabolichalo on September 14, 2014, 04:04:41 PM
junior

Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: pedro01 on September 14, 2014, 04:45:04 PM
I like where you are going with this.

Rule #11: Always cheat, always win.

+1

It's not as if bodybuilding isn't a sport based on lies & cheating in the first place.

I don't see how this is any worse that synthol, calf implants, insulin, gh or steroids.

I would look @ what it does in terms of loosening the skin. Weren't there some nasty pics of Tom Cruise where he looks fucked up with his shirt off 'cause of the lipo?
Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: Fakechestguy on September 14, 2014, 04:49:22 PM
+1

It's not as if bodybuilding isn't a sport based on lies & cheating in the first place.

I don't see how this is any worse that synthol, calf implants, insulin, gh or steroids.

I would look @ what it does in terms of loosening the skin. Weren't there some nasty pics of Tom Cruise where he looks fucked up with his shirt off 'cause of the lipo?

They can take too much fat out, and if the skin is not naturally firm it will look shit.

Title: Re: I Decided I Want To Go Do Vaser Liposuction -Instant Six Pack Guranteed
Post by: booty on September 14, 2014, 04:52:18 PM
+1

It's not as if bodybuilding isn't a sport based on lies & cheating in the first place.

I don't see how this is any worse that synthol, calf implants, insulin, gh or steroids.

I would look @ what it does in terms of loosening the skin. Weren't there some nasty pics of Tom Cruise where he looks fucked up with his shirt off 'cause of the lipo?
This is true. As long as junior makes it a healthy lifestyle then I don't see the harm in it. If he thinks it's an excuse to eat junk good and not exercise then I would say No to the surgery!