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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on September 15, 2014, 09:52:48 AM
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Either someone knocks on your door, or walks in the room or comes into your office? It never fails. Fart and they will come.
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Either someone knocks on your door, or walks in the room or comes into your office? It never fails. Fart and they will come.
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Either someone knocks on your door, or walks in the room or comes into your office? It never fails. Fart and they will come.
The other day I was squatting and somebody farted a really stink bomb that shit fucks with your breathing, I had to cut my set short.
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Yesterday I farted in our bedroom in our closet and then we left.....we returned 2.5 hours later and my wife went upstairs and said our closet still smelled like fart.
It was a good one!
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Thats impressive. i guess there was no means of escape for the gas.
My mate went on a holiday with the lads and one of their gf's came along. Each of them over the course of the holiday didn't waste their farts but did it into a designated bottle. On the last day when the girlfriend was kipping they released the contents of the bottle in her face, apparantly they'd never seen anyone move so fast.
I'd say your fart had "the bottle effect"
Yesterday I farted in our bedroom in our closet and then we left.....we returned 2.5 hours later and my wife went upstairs and said our closet still smelled like fart.
It was a good one!
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Hard not to fart when you're squatting or on the leg press. And of course there's always a hot chick a few feet away.
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One of my greatest achievements was when I was 16 and doing horrible farts after some pork ribs. They smelled unbelievably bad but I was thinking why stop at making my family flee like it's 9/11? So I farted into a lucozade bottle to capture the smell. Went to gym a couple days later and when mate was on treadmill I said "check this" and squirted it in his face. He started coughing like a man dying of lung cancer - said wtf is that - then fell off treadmill and started getting sick.
That's how you do it folks.
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Actually, there is science behind this: religion.
The Gods of Karma are clearly trying to Murder you.
They're a bunch of half wits and ALL of their posts suck however.
Except that one where I was jerking off on the random pics thread and one of the Gods of Karma randomly posted T Bombz in his bunny suit
because I was dying to have my cock start spewing blood and my brain explode that day