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Title: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Yanin on September 16, 2014, 03:56:14 PM
I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 04:02:14 PM
Here we go
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: _aj_ on September 16, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
Here we go

I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Yanin on September 16, 2014, 04:07:19 PM
I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.

Please, continue
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Lustral on September 16, 2014, 04:09:03 PM
You look like a suicide bomber. Hth.
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: old-school-lifter on September 16, 2014, 04:27:59 PM
whose gimmick is this clown?
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: the trainer on September 16, 2014, 04:32:29 PM
I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

No lobster lips you are not alpha you look like a typical low class hood rat thug, the only advice I can offer you is to buy a belt and use it to pull up your pants in the streets.
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: anabolichalo on September 16, 2014, 04:51:26 PM
You're black.

Not a pro athlete, rap star or president of the United States.

You fail.
and probably a sub 8" tool
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: SF1900 on September 16, 2014, 04:54:50 PM
I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.

That's even if the pic is really him.
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
That's even if the pic is really him.

It's not
He's not even doing this gimmick trope correctly

I expected him to post a photo w a sign of his username by now

Jesus I have posted over 50 photos of myself (or others have done the honors for me) in the last month

And not even one person said I looked like shit

In fact many PMd me asking for zee cycle advice

Like I'm a guru or anything psht

And some retard undoubtedly will accuse me
Of being a gimmick again

When I have more info on a simple google search of my real name* that was outed here than most
Professionals acquire in a LIFETIME and I'm 28

*almost in all honesty: the spelling WAS wrong of my name but it was a Romanian faggat and his autistic friends who did it
So it's fitting they fucked it up
Then called it a "scalping" when I look better than 999% of
The Board. Looks wise only A23, aj, skorp,
Devil smile or whatever that finish kid's handle is, and a couple others are as top
Tier aesthetic as me

Do we use the word alpha?

Never. We just exist. Snow leopards on top of the mountain you call earth

Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 16, 2014, 05:48:44 PM
Skin tone too dark.  Come on man.
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 16, 2014, 07:14:04 PM

You choose:

How much man goo does your boyfriend dump on those ripped abs?

A more feminine version of DLB

No way those lips are natty

Option D
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: D.O.A. on September 16, 2014, 07:20:36 PM
I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?
I bet with huge lips like yours you can suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose. Little muscles little dick big fat cocksucking lips....

You must be the trainer!
Title: Re: I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)
Post by: Danimal77 on September 16, 2014, 07:39:13 PM
I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

True alpha males don't ask others "thoughts"?