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Title: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Army of One on September 17, 2014, 10:39:49 AM
Hahaha legends, an oldie but a goodie.The fake meltdown at the end is hilarious  ;D

Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: gracie bjj on September 17, 2014, 11:04:25 AM
i remember those days when i was a teenager ;D,we used to hang around the liquor store and wait to see someone we knew that was older and ask him to buy us the beer and we handed them the money if they said yes
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 17, 2014, 12:09:52 PM
Kids are so stupid.  They can buy weed,crack,ex,cocaine and heroine easier than they can booze. So why bother?  Smoke weed and fuck liquor drinking.  In highschool before X became popular we had to get girls drunk to fuck. Now they can swallow an x and be ready to fuck in minutes.
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: anabolichalo on September 17, 2014, 12:50:55 PM
Kids are so stupid.  They can buy weed,crack,ex,cocaine and heroine easier than they can booze. So why bother?  Smoke weed and fuck liquor drinking.  In highschool before X became popular we had to get girls drunk to fuck. Now they can swallow an x and be ready to fuck in minutes.
holy shit

tell me more


i only know about the booze strategy


what is this x and how does it work
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: TrueGrit on September 17, 2014, 12:58:13 PM
The meltdown made it ..  ;D
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Lustral on September 17, 2014, 01:08:11 PM
holy shit

tell me more


i only know about the booze strategy


what is this x and how does it work

Sex with a woman on ecstacy is great, like on weed but the sensations are amplified.

Just add ghb to her alcohol and she will be crawling on the floor and trying to find a wall for balance in 5 minutes. Not the most romantic but it works. (I tried it on myself)
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: anabolichalo on September 17, 2014, 01:09:11 PM
Sex with a woman on ecstacy is great, like on weed but the sensations are amplified.

Just add ghb to her alcohol and she will be crawling on the floor and trying to find a wall for balance in 5 minutes. Not the most romantic but it works. (I tried it on myself)
i dont wanna go to prison and lose all my gains
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Howard on September 17, 2014, 01:11:08 PM
Sex with a woman on ecstacy is great, like on weed but the sensations are amplified.

Just add ghb to her alcohol and she will be crawling on the floor and trying to find a wall for balance in 5 minutes. Not the most romantic but it works. (I tried it on myself)

I never screwed a girl who was wasted.
I always prefered they be conscience  ::)
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Lustral on September 17, 2014, 01:13:09 PM
The pipe and jazz music. It is like what spongebob considers to be an adult.

Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Lustral on September 17, 2014, 01:16:06 PM
I never screwed a girl who was wasted.
I always prefered they be conscience  ::)

Never fucked a drunk girl? I fucked girls doggy style while they vomited.

I was with all these girls and they loved my high sex drive.

As for the ghb, like I said, I took it myself with alcohol out of curiousity. It tasted like a mixture of vinegar and ball sweat, mix it with some alcohol and you get this wave go across your head, legs become weak, sweat like a pedo in a playground and become incoherent. Then starts the vomiting when you crawl to toilet.
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: polychronopolous on September 18, 2014, 08:13:42 AM
i remember those days when i was a teenager ;D,we used to hang around the liquor store and wait to see someone we knew that was older and ask him to buy us the beer and we handed them the money if they said yes

We used to do the same except it was usually strangers we went up to.

We were mostly just "profiling" the people from our car.

"Do you think that motorcycle looking guy will buy us some beer"

"Yeah man give it a shot, go ask him"

Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Tapeworm on September 18, 2014, 11:12:28 AM
I always prefered they be conscience  ::)

I always prefered them without.

(http://americascomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/groucho-marx-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 18, 2014, 11:17:08 AM
Never fucked a drunk girl? I fucked girls doggy style while they vomited.

I was with all these girls and they loved my high sex drive.

As for the ghb, like I said, I took it myself with alcohol out of curiousity. It tasted like a mixture of vinegar and ball sweat, mix it with some alcohol and you get this wave go across your head, legs become weak, sweat like a pedo in a playground and become incoherent. Then starts the vomiting when you crawl to toilet.

You took too much.  GHB is extremely dose dependent
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: 240 is Back on September 18, 2014, 11:26:59 AM
man, i haven't vomited from alcohol in years now.   I remember once I hit 32, 33, 34, it was WAY more painful than when I was 25 dealing with it.  At this point, even on wild nights, after drink 3, I eat something big and go to sleep. 

great video, creative kid. 
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Tapeworm on September 18, 2014, 11:53:40 AM
Wisenheimer
Title: Re: Teenager shaves head, puts on glasses and old person clothes, tries to buy beer
Post by: Marty Champions on September 18, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
kid has falcon creation gene