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Title: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: jephrius on September 19, 2014, 11:49:08 AM
I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: True on September 19, 2014, 11:53:02 AM
Ok
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Royalty on September 19, 2014, 12:02:01 PM
I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.

You are mistaken.

It's a cult.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: jephrius on September 19, 2014, 12:06:13 PM
You are mistaken.

It's a cult.
That's Satan talking.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Royalty on September 19, 2014, 12:27:12 PM
That's Satan talking.


How would you know? You already stated that your not very religious (unless you were lying)
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: jephrius on September 19, 2014, 01:06:17 PM

How would you know? You already stated that your not very religious (unless you were lying)
I've made a study of these things.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Simple Simon on September 19, 2014, 01:06:56 PM
You are mistaken.

It's a cult.
Typo?
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Natural Man on September 19, 2014, 01:07:42 PM
there will be nothing left standing.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 01:13:49 PM
I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE FINALLY DOING THE RIGHT THING jephrius


JEHOVA EL SHADDAI THE TRUE AND ONLY LIVING GOD


Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
JEHOVA WITNESS EXPOSE MANY FALLACIES FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH


HELL FOR INSTANCE


THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE

THERE IS NO HEAVEN

THERE IS NO ARMEGEDDON IN THE SENSE OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION


IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE DEATH FOR THE INFIDELS


AND ETERNAL LIFE FOR THE RIGHTEOUS


AS THEY REPOPULATE THE EART AFTER AWAKING FROM THEIR DEATHS


AND THERE IS AN END TO THE GODLESSNESS


AND A NEW WORLD ORDER


AND THE EARTH IS ONCE AGAIN THE PARADISE


IT WAS INTENDED TO BE




I CANT WAIT FOR THE END OF THE GODLESSNESS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WICKED AND THE INFIDELS
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: _bruce_ on September 19, 2014, 01:21:04 PM
I remember talking to two witnesses once...
Just as I was to enter the garden of a friend(not to steal) two funky looking fellows cross my path and being a well mannered person I greeted the taller dude. It was the time I was reading the bible and funnily one of the two asks me something about scripture... we were talking for about 90 minutes and during the chit chat I was always wondering - "dang, why do these two fellows know the bible so well?".
Before we parted ways I realized that they where Jehova people... naivete seems to be my forte.  :D
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 01:22:32 PM
i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me


Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Natural Man on September 19, 2014, 01:23:36 PM
JEHOVA WITNESS EXPOSE MANY FALLACIES FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH


HELL FOR INSTANCE


THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE

THERE IS NO HEAVEN

THERE IS NO ARMEGEDDON IN THE SENSE OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION


IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE DEATH FOR THE INFIDELS


AND ETERNAL LIFE FOR THE RIGHTEOUS


AS THEY REPOPULATE THE EART AFTER AWAKING FROM THEIR DEATHS


AND THERE IS AN END TO THE GODLESSNESS


AND A NEW WORLD ORDER


AND THE EARTH IS ONCE AGAIN THE PARADISE


IT WAS INTENDED TO BE




I CANT WAIT FOR THE END OF THE GODLESSNESS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WICKED AND THE INFIDELS
more likely people will be sick of the illusion life is once nobody believes in anything anymore. The number one cause of death is suicide or "car accidents" in the "most advanced" civilizations where people are mostly intelligent conscious atheists.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Royalty on September 19, 2014, 01:33:45 PM
i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me





The Bible says that the only way to The Father (Jehovah) is through His Son (Jesus).


Yet I have never heard you mention Jesus. Not once.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: jephrius on September 19, 2014, 01:59:05 PM
i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me



You may have read a pamphlet or two but you are not a Jehovah's Witness. Your focus on fornication makes that obvious.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: SamoanIrishman on September 19, 2014, 02:16:03 PM
Grew up as one since birth..family is mostly still in. I think they are good people.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Simple Simon on September 19, 2014, 02:18:26 PM
if they are still standing they will be brought down with a controlled explosion.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: calfzilla on September 19, 2014, 02:46:36 PM
I like how they don't celebrate dumb shit like everyone else.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: The Ugly on September 19, 2014, 03:02:12 PM
Typo?

Think I see.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Var City on September 19, 2014, 06:05:20 PM
That's Satan talking.

Satan is a gimmick

Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Cableguy on September 19, 2014, 11:04:08 PM
You are mistaken.

It's a cult.

They're all cults...  ;)
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on September 20, 2014, 09:06:06 AM
I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.
I dated a Jehovah's Witness back in '63. Went to one of their conventions with her. Nice enough folks, but they got wrong about a dew things, especially The Holy Trinity and Jesus not being The Son Of God. On a side note that gal gave a mean blow job. Also could whip up a hell of an omelette.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 20, 2014, 09:47:55 AM
There are many religions that don't believe I a literal hell. I don't know enough about JWto make a decision but I wish they'd quick buggingme at the donut store
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: SamoanIrishman on September 20, 2014, 10:28:33 AM
I dated a Jehovah's Witness back in '63. Went to one of their conventions with her. Nice enough folks, but they got wrong about a dew things, especially The Holy Trinity and Jesus not being The Son Of God. On a side note that gal gave a mean blow job. Also could whip up a hell of an omelette.

Actually they do believe Jesus is the son of God. Hence not believing in the trinity as all are their own entity. Jehovah is God, Jesus is Son of God Jehovah and the Holy Spirit is God's divine force. Also like many religions and even science as they gain better understanding of the scriptures they change their doctrine to coincide with what is learned to be more correct. For example early JW's celebrated Xmas and they also smoked digs. Since learning more about the pagan background of Xmas and harmful effects of tobacco they have since eliminated their use. To willingly harm your body (cigs) is seen as a disrespect of the gift of life Jah has provided
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 20, 2014, 10:32:37 AM
Wrong, it will be Mormons, just like South Park has ordained.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Sophus on September 20, 2014, 12:35:00 PM
JEHOVA WITNESS EXPOSE MANY FALLACIES FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH


HELL FOR INSTANCE


THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE

THERE IS NO HEAVEN

THERE IS NO ARMEGEDDON IN THE SENSE OF TOTAL DESTRUCTION


IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE DEATH FOR THE INFIDELS


AND ETERNAL LIFE FOR THE RIGHTEOUS


AS THEY REPOPULATE THE EART AFTER AWAKING FROM THEIR DEATHS


AND THERE IS AN END TO THE GODLESSNESS


AND A NEW WORLD ORDER


AND THE EARTH IS ONCE AGAIN THE PARADISE


IT WAS INTENDED TO BE




I CANT WAIT FOR THE END OF THE GODLESSNESS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WICKED AND THE INFIDELS

Was actually expecting your religious outing after getting AIDS from a fine black prostitute
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: hardgainerj on September 20, 2014, 12:44:43 PM
Actually they do believe Jesus is the son of God. Hence not believing in the trinity as all are their own entity. Jehovah is God, Jesus is Son of God Jehovah and the Holy Spirit is God's divine force. Also like many religions and even science as they gain better understanding of the scriptures they change their doctrine to coincide with what is learned to be more correct. For example early JW's celebrated Xmas and they also smoked digs. Since learning more about the pagan background of Xmas and harmful effects of tobacco they have since eliminated their use. To willingly harm your body (cigs) is seen as a disrespect of the gift of life Jah has provided
the only way theyre going to get more converts and retain members is if they drop the whole 144k thing and the faithful and discreet slave bullshitt
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: jephrius on September 20, 2014, 02:47:02 PM
the only way theyre going to get more converts and retain members is if they drop the whole 144k thing and the faithful and discreet slave bullshitt
The Jehovah's Witnesses are in The Truth. The Truth can't be altered. People either come ro The Truth or they don't.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 20, 2014, 02:50:45 PM
I believe The Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing. Probably the only church ordained by God Himself.

No evidence at all, so sucks  ;D
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 20, 2014, 02:52:49 PM
I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE FINALLY DOING THE RIGHT THING jephrius


JEHOVA EL SHADDAI THE TRUE AND ONLY LIVING GOD




 100% BS, I believe in "god" of sex like Polynesians  ;D
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 20, 2014, 02:54:19 PM
i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me




by WHO, 'god' of 'juice'  ;)
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 20, 2014, 02:57:47 PM
The Jehovah's Witnesses are in The Truth. The Truth can't be altered. People either come ro The Truth or they don't.

God of Nazi's really screwed Jehovah softcocks until 1945  ;D
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: SamoanIrishman on September 20, 2014, 04:36:40 PM
There are many religions that don't believe I a literal hell. I don't know enough about JWto make a decision but I wish they'd quick buggingme at the donut store

They do not believe in a literal hell. They believe after Armageddon the faithful will resurrected and live in a paradise earth like what was originally to be before Eve screwed us all lol . All others will simply no longer exist.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 20, 2014, 11:05:40 PM
They do not believe in a literal hell. They believe after Armageddon the faithful will resurrected and live in a paradise earth like what was originally to be before Eve screwed us all lol . All others will simply no longer exist.

Vulcanic eruptions & T-Rex, yeah "paradise"  ;D
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Man of Steel on September 20, 2014, 11:09:42 PM
Phil heath won again.
Title: Re: I am not very religious, Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last church standing
Post by: Tapeworm on September 21, 2014, 12:23:56 AM
i was converted to jehova when one day i was working as coffin boy at a funeral


and it was jehova withness funeral


and the truth was revealed to me




 ;D
Very good, anaboliczero.  A well trained coffin boy always knows when to convert.

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