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Title: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: Permabulker on September 19, 2014, 10:39:26 PM
Due to popular demand, this deserves its own thread.

 Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "will you marry me"? The
Princess said "NO" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars
and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer
and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or
alimony and ate pussies and  fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ..... The end
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: Permabulker on September 19, 2014, 10:46:40 PM
Fairy Tale:

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag or bitch.......

But this was a long time ago..... and it was just ONE day.

The End 
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: Beckenbauer on September 20, 2014, 02:12:45 AM
Permabulker....hmm ok
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: visualizeperfection on September 20, 2014, 02:18:10 AM
Quote from: Beckenbauer on September 20, 2014, 02:12:45 AM
Permabulker....hmm ok

Are there things, "BegsForChowder"?
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: Beckenbauer on September 20, 2014, 03:05:25 AM
Quote from: visualizeperfection on September 20, 2014, 02:18:10 AM
Are there things, "BegsForChowder"?

What has Kaiser Beckenbauer to do with BegsForChowder  ??? Visualizepenis
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: visualizeperfection on September 22, 2014, 12:16:15 AM
Quote from: Beckenbauer on September 20, 2014, 03:05:25 AM
What has Kaiser Beckenbauer to do with BegsForChowder  ??? Visualizepenis

I'll file kaiser fuckenbucker under "things no one gives a fuck about"
Title: Re: Once upon a time... There was happiness.
Post by: Dr Kincaid on September 22, 2014, 01:44:11 AM
Quote from: Permabulker on September 19, 2014, 10:39:26 PM
Due to popular demand, this deserves its own thread.

 Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "will you marry me"? The
Princess said "NO" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars
and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer
and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or
alimony and ate pussies and  fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ..... The end

This talk really upsets the married guys, specially when they realize they have been castrated for all intents and purposes. Willingly, by a women.  :-X
Who as Getbig has bro scienced out devalue at a rate on average of 16.8 yrs to a Getbiggers 1 yr.  :P