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Title: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 11:40:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)

I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.
(http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/catalog/images/detailed/5/TRV-SIC-11.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 11:42:32 AM
Why was this thread not posted on the UK board?

Is the traffic that pathetic?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 27, 2014, 11:44:43 AM
Why was this thread not posted on the UK board?

Is the traffic that pathetic?

He could have posted it in your Shizxo thread

Then only you would have seen it
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 11:46:44 AM
He could have posted it in your Shizxo thread

Then only you would have seen it
I have been nothing but cordial with you. I am surprised that you continue to attack me.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on September 27, 2014, 11:47:11 AM
Why was this thread not posted on the UK board?

Is the traffic that pathetic?
it's pretty bad from what i have seen

maybe you can be anointed as traffic manager
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 27, 2014, 11:47:28 AM
I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.

x2

I bet she has to diet year-round to keep a flat belly....She seems to have the type of body that wants to be fat, typically referred to as the "shizzo"
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 11:48:47 AM
I have been nothing but cordial a let down with you. I am surprised that you continue to attack me.

See what i did there  ;D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 11:49:07 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411767183810_Image_galleryImage_Mandatory_Credit_Photo_by.JPG)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on September 27, 2014, 11:50:23 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411767183810_Image_galleryImage_Mandatory_Credit_Photo_by.JPG)
jason doing whatever he can to ensure a full head of hair for his offspring


that female has 11/10 hair line and density from what i can tell
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 27, 2014, 11:52:37 AM
I have been nothing but cordial with you. I am surprised that you continue to attack me.

Stop pming people begging to post on the UK board

Then slating it

Two faced brah

Can't stand that
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 11:55:03 AM
Stop pming people begging to post on the UK board

Then slating it

Two faced brah

Can't stand that
You are not the only mod on the UK board. There are Americans and others who post on the UK board.

Why do YOU (Simon says he does not care) block me from posting?

Please give me an adult answer.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: the trainer on September 27, 2014, 12:01:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)

I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.
(http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/catalog/images/detailed/5/TRV-SIC-11.gif)

She like big muscle men that means I have a shot too bad she is in the UK.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:09:53 PM
You are not the only mod on the UK board. There are Americans and others who post on the UK board.

Why do YOU (Simon says he does not care) block me from posting?

Please give me an adult answer.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2570203/baby-gives-the-middle-finger-o.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 12:17:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)



to much woman for you to handle then i take it (http://i62.tinypic.com/n2bpxg.jpg)

from what i saw of him in cbb. he seems quite the worthless sack of shit with absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. i obviously wasn't the only one to think that as he was very quickly voted out. surprising really when you consider that the audience is mainly women and gay men. the voters probably 99% young females and gay men, you'd imagine that someone like him would have been right up there alley.

to be honest, i'm starting to think that most of these celeb relationships are pretty much set up and arranged by managers / publicity agents. all those towie / essex fucks along with the minor soap stars and reality nothings are always interchanging between each other for the various supermarket mags.


take a look at this piece of woman.. BAM!!!
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2dalyrp.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/ev2pep.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/24pc5k9.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/28i2ji1.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/2vl18oi.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/10hk9vt.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/mj1kkw.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 27, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
You are not the only mod on the UK board. There are Americans and others who post on the UK board.

Why do YOU (Simon says he does not care) block me from posting?

Please give me an adult answer.


You ruin every thread you post In

And you are a pathetic alcoholic attention whore

That's my honest opinion
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: nasht5 on September 27, 2014, 12:22:10 PM
she has nice hair, nice face and nice tits. After that she is just FAAAAAT.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 12:27:06 PM
Decent hips but she could have had more mass on the glutes.

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:35:54 PM
(http://i60.tinypic.com/24pc5k9.jpg)  (http://blogs.women24.com/lessofme/files/2010/02/e9c4d097-ad93-41e3-9f00-b62f627904d2.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 27, 2014, 12:38:34 PM
Kelly is smoking hot

I smell some trolling by Simon
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Wiggs on September 27, 2014, 12:43:44 PM
I dont see whats so special about this broad. Shes good. Not great.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: latiuss on September 27, 2014, 12:45:01 PM
Yo Kellay get at me doge
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: illuminati on September 27, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
Nice face, big boobs.
A bit chunky.
Would hit.. ;)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 12:48:05 PM
POW!!
(http://fat.gfycat.com/KaleidoscopicReflectingCommongonolek.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:49:22 PM
Kelly is smoking hot

I smell some trolling by Simon
Inside Kelly Brook this girl is trying to get out
(http://mattforney.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fat-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 12:50:07 PM
(http://i60.tinypic.com/24pc5k9.jpg)  (http://blogs.women24.com/lessofme/files/2010/02/e9c4d097-ad93-41e3-9f00-b62f627904d2.jpg)

She'd wish she had the mass on the right, but alas, she's a bit flat in the derriere.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on September 27, 2014, 12:53:27 PM
(http://sim04.in.com/c8c8146e1ac7aeeab8935bab34046cf2.jpg)

What's with all the curves and body fat?

We want women with delt striations, vascularity, no tits (but some nice pecs), choirboy hips, a six pack , and a wig.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: latiuss on September 27, 2014, 12:55:09 PM
Kelly packin jelly
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Henda on September 27, 2014, 12:55:19 PM
Arse looking a bit fat in the jeans pic but would still give my left nut to bury my face in it
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:55:37 PM
(http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jamie-eason-cover.png)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
(http://mixedsluts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-Babe-352521158.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 12:57:55 PM
jeff would do a spontaneous sex pee in his undies if she ever waved at him. she wouldn't though :)
(http://giant.gfycat.com/DizzyBaggyDogwoodtwigborer.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 27, 2014, 12:58:33 PM
Who is the skinny man

In the last pic Simon
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: latiuss on September 27, 2014, 12:59:32 PM
(http://mixedsluts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-Babe-352521158.jpg)

Over developed upper back, delts and arms would not bang
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 12:59:41 PM
jeff would do a spontaneous sex pee in his undies if she ever waved at him. she wouldn't though :)
(http://giant.gfycat.com/DizzyBaggyDogwoodtwigborer.gif)
She looks a bit simple to me.

And those days are gone, she will never look like that again.

Rip cord on a dinghy of peace
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Wiggs on September 27, 2014, 01:00:33 PM
She looks much better when shes lighter. She doesnt have the ass to be thicker.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/SkeletalFrightenedKingbird.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 27, 2014, 01:16:41 PM
She met a hebrew with a larger cock?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 01:18:55 PM
She looks a bit simple to me.

And those days are gone, she will never look like that again.

Rip cord on a dinghy of peace

she's a model you know!
(http://giant.gfycat.com/CompassionateFarawayCaterpillar.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Costanza on September 27, 2014, 01:25:40 PM
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 27, 2014, 01:31:11 PM
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+



At least this whale has found the ocean...
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 27, 2014, 01:38:44 PM
COWABUNGA, DUDES !!
(http://giant.gfycat.com/WealthyPastHypacrosaurus.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Costanza on September 27, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
At least this whale has found the ocean...
:D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lustral on September 27, 2014, 01:53:11 PM
to much woman for you to handle then i take it (http://i62.tinypic.com/n2bpxg.jpg)

from what i saw of him in cbb. he seems quite the worthless sack of shit with absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. i obviously wasn't the only one to think that as he was very quickly voted out. surprising really when you consider that the audience is mainly women and gay men. the voters probably 99% young females and gay men, you'd imagine that someone like him would have been right up there alley.

to be honest, i'm starting to think that most of these celeb relationships are pretty much set up and arranged by managers / publicity agents. all those towie / essex fucks along with the minor soap stars and reality nothings are always interchanging between each other for the various supermarket mags.





Which category do you fall into Brad?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: 2Thick on September 27, 2014, 01:57:37 PM
She's only a few servings of mushy peas & chips away from 300+



Would smash that HARD!  :P
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 02:00:52 PM
(http://mixedsluts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-Babe-352521158.jpg)

Skinny man of peace
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: jephrius on September 27, 2014, 02:11:19 PM
(http://www.hardbodynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kellyryan-parole.jpg)
Not yet!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Voice of Doom on September 27, 2014, 02:39:03 PM
she looked great in Piranha 3D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on September 27, 2014, 02:44:05 PM
she looked great in Piranha 3D

I would eat her corn.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 03:43:24 PM
I thought this thread would be about Jay's ex-wife.

Instead it's the facially challenged betaBrits fawning over some fat mudshark sow (not you booty).

Oh.....and Jaime Eason's world class ass.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: gmflex on September 27, 2014, 03:49:55 PM
COWABUNGA, DUDES !!
(http://giant.gfycat.com/WealthyPastHypacrosaurus.gif)


She put on the pounds..
She was smoking hot in piranhas /2009
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 27, 2014, 03:53:28 PM

 (http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/800_sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-939753281.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 27, 2014, 04:03:00 PM
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/800_sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-939753281.jpg)

We have a winner
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: orion on September 27, 2014, 05:19:19 PM
she looked great in Piranha 3D

Wondering who she was.  movie was a classic.  Loved the scene where the guys dismembered dick was floating in the water and a piranha came up and swallowed it. lol
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lustral on September 27, 2014, 05:21:40 PM
Wondering who she was.  movie was a classic.  Loved the scene where the guys dismembered dick was floating in the water and a piranha came up and swallowed it. lol

Typical getbigger. Favourite scene was the one that showed dick.  ;D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on September 27, 2014, 05:22:52 PM
 serious question: do you guys really think Kelly is fat, or is this the usual Getbig tomfoolery?  Because all I see is boobs and babe.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: orion on September 27, 2014, 05:27:51 PM
serious question: do you guys really think Kelly is fat, or is this the usual Getbig tomfoolery?  Because all I see is boobs and babe.

Two weeks with Sev and she will be contest ready
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: forillagorilla on September 27, 2014, 05:29:03 PM
to much woman for you to handle then i take it (http://i62.tinypic.com/n2bpxg.jpg)

from what i saw of him in cbb. he seems quite the worthless sack of shit with absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. i obviously wasn't the only one to think that as he was very quickly voted out. surprising really when you consider that the audience is mainly women and gay men. the voters probably 99% young females and gay men, you'd imagine that someone like him would have been right up there alley.

to be honest, i'm starting to think that most of these celeb relationships are pretty much set up and arranged by managers / publicity agents. all those towie / essex fucks along with the minor soap stars and reality nothings are always interchanging between each other for the various supermarket mags.


take a look at this piece of woman.. BAM!!!
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2dalyrp.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/ev2pep.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/24pc5k9.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/28i2ji1.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/2vl18oi.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/10hk9vt.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/mj1kkw.jpg)



I said god DAMN!!!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 05:50:17 PM
serious question: do you guys really think Kelly is fat, or is this the usual Getbig tomfoolery?  Because all I see is boobs and babe.
She gained weight because she was in a serious relationship.

It happens all of the time with both sexes.

She is not "fat", but buyers beware. She is likely to explode if she gets married.

Unless she has to get in shape for a role or a shoot.

She is a normal woman going through life.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lustral on September 27, 2014, 05:54:31 PM
She gained weight because she was in a serious relationship.

It happens all of the time with both sexes.

She is not "fat", but buyers beware. She is likely to explode if she gets married.

Unless she has to get in shape for a role or a shoot.

She is a normal woman going through life.

This lecture on fatness was brought to you by McDonalds (TM)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on September 27, 2014, 05:57:20 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on September 27, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/800_sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-939753281.jpg)
not a good woman to breed with if you want off spring with full head of hair
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: che on September 27, 2014, 06:01:11 PM
She gained weight because she was in a serious relationship.

It happens all of the time with both sexes.


What's your excuse ?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 06:04:13 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

Yeah.....Oakland Athletic.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on September 27, 2014, 06:06:22 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

To be fair, this is an athlete too!

(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/attachments/kilpailijat-ja-bodyjuorut/6549d1096274140-king-kamali-index.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 06:09:53 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

Well......shot-putters are athletes too.

With that said, if she drops 20-30 lbs she would be rawkin'!!!!!!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 06:11:32 PM
What's your excuse ?
I gained weight because I am not in a relationship.

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 06:15:25 PM
It's time for Skorpio to upgrade.

A man of his stature does not need to be seen with a washed up, bodybuilding groupie.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on September 27, 2014, 06:27:50 PM
We have a winner

  ;)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 06:42:38 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=551425.0;attach=580439;image)

Very nice, if she added 10-15 pounds and she would be rocking!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 27, 2014, 06:58:53 PM
It's time for Skorpio to upgrade.

A man of his stature does not need to be seen with a washed up, bodybuilding groupie.
where the fuck did this come from?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 07:03:49 PM
Very nice, if she added 10-15 pounds and she would be rocking!

I see what u did there......
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 07:04:01 PM
where the fuck did this come from?
Who said I was talking about you?

But if the shoe fits........
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 27, 2014, 07:07:48 PM
Who said I was talking about you?

But if the shoe fits........
Of course you were referring to me. You seem to have a prob with Skorp and I being friends. You have dropped reference to it several times in threads now. I say that you are jealous because a female is giving Skorp attention.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 27, 2014, 07:13:27 PM
Maybe Booty has replaced Shawn Ray with Skorp?

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Scott on September 27, 2014, 07:22:51 PM
Who said I was talking about you?

But if the shoe fits........

Look here your Excellency, before you dare raise your voice might I suggest you first raise your standards?  If you fail to fathom that which I am trying to teach you, how then can you claim by example to be able to teach others? 

As for Miss Booty, I am far from a caucasional knight but in this instance will not suffer needless and unwarranted belittling of her.  I have no cat in this fight but  unless you wish to be made a pussy in front of all here I highly suggest you grow up.   Yes there are times when she, as much as any of us including both you and I, deserves to be taunted but this is not one of those times.

I will never meet either of you but that does not prevent me from wanting to like the both of you.  I have chastised her myself, both in public and private as I am certain she can attest to if she so desires.    Again, save it for when it is merited.

Be well.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: chaos on September 27, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
Look here your Excellency, before you dare raise your voice might I suggest you first raise your standards?  If you fail to fathom that which I am trying to teach you, how then can you claim by example to be able to teach others? 

As for Miss Booty, I am far from a caucasional knight but in this instance will not suffer needless and unwarranted belittling of her.  I have no cat in this fight but  unless you wish to be made a pussy in front of all here I highly suggest you grow up.   Yes there are times when she, as much as any of us including both you and I, deserves to be taunted but this is not one of those times.

I will never meet either of you but that does not prevent me from wanting to like the both of you.  I have chastised her myself, both in public and private as I am certain she can attest to if she so desires.    Again, save it for when it is merited.

Be well.
Deaf ears
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 27, 2014, 07:27:52 PM
Maybe Booty has replaced Shawn Ray with Skorp?


Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: chaos on September 27, 2014, 07:29:20 PM
Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.
Lol
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 07:34:07 PM
Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.

Okay.....credit where credit is due.....that's pretty funny.    ;D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: chaos on September 27, 2014, 07:35:46 PM
Okay.....credit where credit is due.....that's pretty funny.    ;D
To give credit is to believe the humor was intentional.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 27, 2014, 07:39:48 PM
To give credit is to believe the humor was intentional.
It was intentional but there is truth to it also.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Parker on September 27, 2014, 07:55:33 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.
She looks like she can put it down...Greco-Roman style.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Scott on September 27, 2014, 07:57:32 PM
Deaf ears

Yeah, I know.  I rarely listen to myself you know.  ;D  Of late, far too boorish.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 08:04:25 PM
She looks like she can put it down...Greco-Roman style.

I'd give it a tussle......
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: WillGrant on September 27, 2014, 08:26:20 PM
Fat and disgusting.  You people have no standards.  Girlfriends and wives must be obese.
(http://img.techpowerup.org/101204/ugly_apron.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on September 27, 2014, 09:22:55 PM
serious question: do you guys really think Kelly is fat, or is this the usual Getbig tomfoolery?  Because all I see is boobs and babe.

I would eat her corn.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: orion on September 27, 2014, 09:25:53 PM
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/800_sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-939753281.jpg)

Perfect in every way
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 28, 2014, 01:30:23 AM
Of course you were referring to me. You seem to have a prob with Skorp and I being friends. You have dropped reference to it several times in threads now. I say that you are jealous because a female is giving Skorp attention.
I dont he understands or knows what female attention is, you are confusing him now.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 28, 2014, 01:38:42 AM
I dont he understands or knows what female attention is, you are confusing him now.
You are right Jeff. But he knows somehow he is missing something... Like female conversation and flirting. He has never seen a woman's pussy in real life either but knows that it's something he would like to experience oneday.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Henda on September 28, 2014, 07:24:26 AM
Sure I just seen her on a telly advert for those fat bitch size 14 - 130 clothing lines....
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 28, 2014, 10:21:06 AM
(http://i57.tinypic.com/x3ekc4.jpg)
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Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 28, 2014, 10:23:39 AM
Just wait a month after shes been comfort eating to get over the break up
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 28, 2014, 12:25:10 PM
Just wait a month after shes been comfort eating to get over the break up

Nah, no need to wait, she is perfectly fine as is!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Danimal77 on September 28, 2014, 01:58:49 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)

I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.
(http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/catalog/images/detailed/5/TRV-SIC-11.gif)

She honestly looks exactly like my ex (ALL of her features).  :(
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 28, 2014, 02:17:13 PM
Nah, no need to wait, she is perfectly fine as is!

Perfectly fine for a one-way trip to the other whales in the ocean.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: wolfrittner on September 28, 2014, 08:34:55 PM
word got out
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Schnauzer on September 28, 2014, 09:03:15 PM
(http://21.imagebam.com/download/dDVZWmpba09EZUoZs5xR5w/9602/96014015/sturner_eyeprime_89.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cnya8urXwzU/TIAl-TGA-9I/AAAAAAAAMaE/wmZLo-3lsW0/s1600/sturner_eyeprime_95.jpg)


(http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt347/ohleo/070103_joseph_smith_boner.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Tapeworm on September 28, 2014, 10:12:10 PM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

Suburban fatties, always with the sportswear.  They can't do the high-elbow walk around the block without their special fitness costume.  If I had a nickle for every urge to drive over them.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on September 28, 2014, 11:22:59 PM
Shizzo desperately trying to stay afloat/relevent in this thread.

Kelly brooks is an obese land manatee with a salvage title.


Would have very gentle and loving anal sex to her.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Darren Avey on September 29, 2014, 01:33:00 AM
There was an interview with her guy a few weeks back where he talks about how no other guy would try it on with her cos hes got such deadly ffighting skills and theres not a man he couldn't break!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 29, 2014, 02:01:18 AM
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

maybe she is a shot putter
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Skorp1o on September 29, 2014, 02:05:57 AM
Looking chunky and frumpy in here  :-X

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411772104554_wps_34_26_Sep_2014_LOS_ANGELES_U.jpg)

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 29, 2014, 02:06:15 AM
maybe she is a shot putter
possibly ping pong
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2014, 02:16:32 AM
There was an interview with her guy a few weeks back where he talks about how no other guy would try it on with her cos hes got such deadly ffighting skills and theres not a man he couldn't break!

Low life thugs like him deserve a good beating.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: BigCyp on September 29, 2014, 02:57:07 AM
I am seriously considering leaving my wife to get Kelly, this could be my only chance before she becomes enchanted with another chocolate fellow.

I'll borrow Skorp's Maserati (My 2012 E class is not pulling an 11/10), wear my best watch (Omega planet ocean), borrow a shirt from gal to accentuate the pectorals...

Any other advice bros?

Shall I take my son and pretend he's got downs or something, and say my wife died for the heart strings?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: BigCyp on September 29, 2014, 02:58:38 AM
3 days on the noone diet and she'll be in shape don't worry about that.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 29, 2014, 02:58:52 AM
I am seriously considering leaving my wife to get Kelly, this could be my only chance before she becomes enchanted with another chocolate fellow.

I'll borrow Skorp's Maserati (My 2012 E class is not pulling an 11/10), wear my best watch (Omega planet ocean), borrow a shirt from gal to accentuate the pectorals...

Any other advice bros?

Shall I take my son and pretend he's got downs or something, and say my wife died for the heart strings?
Ask her what show she is bulking for?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on September 29, 2014, 03:00:04 AM
I am seriously considering leaving my wife to get Kelly, this could be my only chance before she becomes enchanted with another chocolate fellow.

I'll borrow Skorp's Maserati (My 2012 E class is not pulling an 11/10), wear my best watch (Omega planet ocean), borrow a shirt from gal to accentuate the pectorals...

Any other advice bros?

Shall I take my son and pretend he's got downs or something, and say my wife died for the heart strings?

tell her you know me  8)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: BigCyp on September 29, 2014, 03:03:11 AM
tell her you know me  8)

Nononono!!! Not falling for that one bro, the only reason I still have my wife is because she thinks I don't know you - been asking me to introduce since she saw the amsterda, pics
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 29, 2014, 03:50:01 AM
Very nice
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2014, 03:55:38 AM
I am seriously considering leaving my wife to get Kelly, this could be my only chance before she becomes enchanted with another chocolate fellow.

I'll borrow Skorp's Maserati (My 2012 E class is not pulling an 11/10), wear my best watch (Omega planet ocean), borrow a shirt from gal to accentuate the pectorals...

Any other advice bros?

Shall I take my son and pretend he's got downs or something, and say my wife died for the heart strings?

All of this with the risk of dick disease?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on September 29, 2014, 03:59:25 AM
I am seriously considering leaving my wife to get Kelly, this could be my only chance before she becomes enchanted with another chocolate fellow.

I'll borrow Skorp's Maserati (My 2012 E class is not pulling an 11/10), wear my best watch (Omega planet ocean), borrow a shirt from gal to accentuate the pectorals...

Any other advice bros?
Shall I take my son and pretend he's got downs or something, and say my wife died for the heart strings?

I have a thong you can borrow
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: _bruce_ on September 29, 2014, 04:26:28 AM
There was an interview with her guy a few weeks back where he talks about how no other guy would try it on with her cos hes got such deadly ffighting skills and theres not a man he couldn't break!

Time to break him Darren. Liver shots and then an Lenny face bite - over.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 30, 2014, 03:22:03 PM
Just wait a month after shes been comfort eating to get over the break up

yes, she looks devastated..
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2s6on5h.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/j0h53p.jpg)
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Kelly Brook - at Cecconi's in West Hollywood 9/29/14
 
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on September 30, 2014, 04:23:18 PM
Looks hot as hell all scrubbed up.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: illuminati on September 30, 2014, 04:36:42 PM
Looks hot as hell all scrubbed up.












X2.  She does look Well.
Has she had a Boob job..?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2014, 05:01:46 PM












X2.  She does look Well.
Has she had a Boob job..?

Boob job? nooooo ::)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 30, 2014, 05:35:51 PM
Boob job? nooooo ::)
Can't tell if being sarcastic.

Those look real to me.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: booty on September 30, 2014, 05:42:04 PM
It's a boob job. Natural ones that size are more tear drop shaped. Breast implants are very full up top and round.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 30, 2014, 05:59:13 PM
They are looking pretty natural in this swimsuit pic.
The space between her boobs does not look altered, and (like big natural boobs) they hang down and to the right a bit.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 30, 2014, 06:12:46 PM
It's a boob job. Natural ones that size are more tear drop shaped. Breast implants are very full up top and round.

she's natural you mong
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on September 30, 2014, 06:14:33 PM
science doesn't lie. point simple, point fact !
(http://i62.tinypic.com/33crpyx.jpg)(http://i61.tinypic.com/9urn7t.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 30, 2014, 06:19:24 PM
I knew they were natural.  :-*
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: che on September 30, 2014, 06:29:24 PM
I knew they were natural.  :-*

Shizzo , when was the last time you touched a breast ?  BTW your Mom or a  KFC bucket doesn't count.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 30, 2014, 06:40:32 PM
Shizzo , when was the last time you touched a breast ?  BTW your Mom or a  KFC bucket doesn't count.
Dis motha fucka  :D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on September 30, 2014, 08:51:07 PM
science doesn't lie. point simple, point fact !
(http://i62.tinypic.com/33crpyx.jpg)(http://i61.tinypic.com/9urn7t.jpg)
Would not trade my body for her boobs, but WOULD trade my even complexion and cavity-free teeth for her boobs.
Wait maybe not.
But they ARE amazing. And real. Real amazing.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 01, 2014, 12:36:33 AM
Can't tell if being sarcastic.

Those look real to me.

Then & now...
(http://www.horrorphile.net/images/piranha-2010-kelly-brook-and-riley-steele21.jpg) (http://ilarge.listal.com/image/908967/968full-kelly-brook.jpg)

(http://plasticsurgerykicks.com/page/kelly-brook-boob-job-plastic-surgery/main_image_thumbs/kelly-brook-plastic-surgery.jpg.thumb_200_width.jpg) (http://celebchanges.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Kelly-Brook-Plastic-Surgery.png)

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Ugly on October 01, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
One sexy, thick bitch. Except for that pants pic; butt looks bad there.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on October 01, 2014, 02:08:30 AM
Then & now...
(http://www.horrorphile.net/images/piranha-2010-kelly-brook-and-riley-steele21.jpg) (http://ilarge.listal.com/image/908967/968full-kelly-brook.jpg)

(http://plasticsurgerykicks.com/page/kelly-brook-boob-job-plastic-surgery/main_image_thumbs/kelly-brook-plastic-surgery.jpg.thumb_200_width.jpg) (http://celebchanges.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Kelly-Brook-Plastic-Surgery.png)


it is very possible that she had work done,  but as someone who's been almost 170 lbs, and as low as 125,  I'll tell you the difference in cup size was 36D  vs 36A( barely).  So that may account for some of what we're seeing
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on October 01, 2014, 02:09:45 AM
who gives a fuck they look great

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on October 01, 2014, 02:10:34 AM
it is very possible that she had work done,  but as someone who's been almost 170 lbs, and as low as 125,  I'll tell you the difference in cup size was 36D  vs 36A( barely).  So that may account for some of what we're seeing
Big tits and fat doesnt count.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on October 01, 2014, 02:16:45 AM
Big tits and fat doesnt count.
I agree, and wasn't bragging about my former cup size.  what I AM saying is that Kelly's weight fluctuates a LOT, so it's possible that accounts for her boob differences.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on October 01, 2014, 02:17:47 AM
who gives a fuck they look great


also agreed. They are glorious
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on October 01, 2014, 02:19:04 AM
also agreed. They are glorious

makes me laugh that someone like shizzo

who would come in his pants if he ever saw a real pair in the flesh

is critiquing a girl who wouldn't let him wank in her shadow
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Skorp1o on October 01, 2014, 02:20:57 AM
also agreed. They are glorious

Would you suckle on them Lobstah?

I know girls always fondle other girls' boobies.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on October 01, 2014, 02:21:31 AM
I agree, and wasn't bragging about my former cup size.  what I AM saying is that Kelly's weight fluctuates a LOT, so it's possible that accounts for her boob differences.

That's true. Unless a woman just has straight up udder genetics, even quite modest weight loss can result in a massive change.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on October 01, 2014, 02:22:04 AM
makes me laugh that someone like shizzo

who would come in his pants if he ever saw a real pair in the flesh

is critiquing a girl who wouldn't let him wank in her shadow
You just can't help yourself.

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Army of One on October 01, 2014, 02:22:31 AM
The fact she goes through men like Shizzo goes through Liquor cabinets is very off putting to me (no homo)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Lobstah on October 01, 2014, 02:24:21 AM
makes me laugh that someone like shizzo

who would come in his pants if he ever saw a real pair in the flesh

is critiquing a girl who wouldn't let him wank in her shadow
who cares?  shizzo has his own tits
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on October 01, 2014, 02:25:01 AM
The fact she goes through men like Shizzo goes through Liquor cabinets is very off putting to me (no homo)

She's ruined nearly as many men as Shizzo has ruined getbig threads.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on October 01, 2014, 02:27:48 AM
who cares?  shizzo has his own tits
They look amazing in crop tops.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on October 01, 2014, 02:28:57 AM
I'm sensing the beginning of an avalanche..........
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bigmc on October 01, 2014, 02:50:10 AM
who cares?  shizzo has his own tits

shizzo is slowly morphing into a female

its the estrogen issues from drinking
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on October 01, 2014, 02:52:15 AM
shizzo is slowly morphing into a female

its the estrogen issues from drinking
Thats funny....I get mistook for Henry Cavill on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on October 01, 2014, 02:53:53 AM
Thats funny....I get mistook for Henry Cavill the 8th on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: King Shizzo on October 01, 2014, 03:01:37 AM

;D

Wider than Heath
(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/henry-viii-blood-disorder-110311-676154-.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Tapeworm on October 01, 2014, 04:51:31 AM
Big tits and fat doesnt count.

Lets not throw out the baby w/the bathwater just yet.  What if she posted them?  What if everyone agreed that they DO count?  You'd be looking pretty damn silly then, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Da Freak on October 01, 2014, 06:07:03 AM
gorgeous woman

(http://drop.ndtv.com/albums/ENTERTAINMENT/piranha-stills/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 01, 2014, 06:21:09 AM
Very good structure

Waist/Hip-ratio, shoulders, facial/headstructure etc
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 01, 2014, 06:23:18 AM
Very good structure

Waist/Hip-ratio, shoulders, facial/headstructure etc

But no striated glutes or jaw line :-\
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 01, 2014, 06:28:47 AM
But no striated glutes or jaw line :-\

STRIATED GLUTES ON A WOMAN?? GTFO!  ;D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 01, 2014, 06:32:12 AM
STRIATED GLUTES ON A WOMAN?? GTFO!  ;D

So you do like a woman with a McGrath-jawline, as long as she can booty clap?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 01, 2014, 06:41:32 AM
So you do like a woman with a McGrath-jawline, as long as she can booty clap?

No thanks.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 02, 2014, 08:01:01 AM
Big tits and fat doesnt count.
To who?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: pissant on October 02, 2014, 08:44:19 AM
she has almost the same body type as my gf but my gf has an ass...Would rape her till her pussy bled.

No rapist..
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 02, 2014, 09:55:49 AM
she has almost the same body type as my gf but my gf has an ass...Would rape her till her pussy bled.

No rapist..

 :-\
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 02, 2014, 10:05:55 AM
I would eat the corn of her shit.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 02, 2014, 02:09:16 PM
A fun game to play on POF is "Has She Had A Kid?" judging just from pictures of the whore.

I think I have at least a 75% success rate at this.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 02, 2014, 05:43:43 PM
A fun game to play on POF is "Has She Had A Kid?" judging just from pictures of the whore.

I think I have at least a 75% success rate at this.

Ah yes. Pof has facilitated the dining of a great deal of mom pussy.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Schnauzer on October 05, 2014, 09:50:06 AM
Kelly

(http://i.imgur.com/3kiz7sE.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Scott on October 05, 2014, 10:01:54 AM
She's on the market again and the market gentlemen, has crashed.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 05, 2014, 01:34:32 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412512511721_wps_17_EXCLUSIVE_Newly_single_br.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412512516495_wps_18_EXCLUSIVE_Newly_single_br.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412512519125_wps_19_EXCLUSIVE_Newly_single_br.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2014, 01:51:16 PM
She's on the market again and the market gentlemen, has crashed.

All her pictures -the non whaling included- fade away in my mind when I realize that she loves black meat...
(once you go........ don't want you back)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: ENZO on October 05, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
David McIntosh is pure alpha, Kelly was merely another conquest and stepping stone
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Simple Simon on October 05, 2014, 02:23:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412512516495_wps_18_EXCLUSIVE_Newly_single_br.jpg)
If Kelly wants a new man she should make better friend choices, that chick owns her badly.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Shockwave on October 05, 2014, 03:25:22 PM
Meh, average/chunky chick with cute face and huge tits.

Dont understand why some people lose their shit over her.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 05, 2014, 03:32:43 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412512516495_wps_18_EXCLUSIVE_Newly_single_br.jpg)
If Kelly wants a new man she should make better friend choices, that chick owns her badly.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412530686446_wps_18_Brenda_Leyland_troll_who_.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 05, 2014, 03:56:33 PM
Meh, average/chunky chick with cute face and huge tits.

Dont understand why some people lose their shit over her.

The only female east of the Atlantic with all of her teeth.


This isn't rocket science.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Shockwave on October 05, 2014, 03:58:19 PM
The only female east of the Atlantic with all of her teeth.


This isn't rocket science.
Forgot the brits have low standards.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2014, 03:58:43 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412530686446_wps_18_Brenda_Leyland_troll_who_.jpg)

Dr Spock goes trannie?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 05, 2014, 04:00:14 PM
Forgot the brits have low standards.

I'm just surprised at the lack of fucks given re: salavage title.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 05, 2014, 04:08:46 PM
Dr Spock goes trannie?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781377/BREAKING-NEWS-Internet-troll-targeted-McCanns-dead-hotel-room-days-fleeing-home.html
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2014, 04:16:42 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781377/BREAKING-NEWS-Internet-troll-targeted-McCanns-dead-hotel-room-days-fleeing-home.html

Damn, that's sad in multiple ways :-\
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Scott on October 05, 2014, 08:42:26 PM
All her pictures -the non whaling included- fade away in my mind when I realize that she loves black meat...
(once you go........ don't want you back)

John told me "Once you go black, you're a single mom".  ;D  Great sense of humor.  Miss him.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Scott on October 05, 2014, 08:43:50 PM
Meh, average/chunky chick with cute face and huge tits.

Dont understand why some people lose their shit over her.

She has what we used to call "piano legs".  "We" being us older folk. ;)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2014, 11:05:27 PM
John told me "Once you go black, you're a single mom".  ;D  Great sense of humor.  Miss him.

It doesn't rhyme, just like solid(!) mixed-race relationships ;D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Ugly on October 05, 2014, 11:54:14 PM
gorgeous woman

(http://drop.ndtv.com/albums/ENTERTAINMENT/piranha-stills/1.jpg)

Sexy as fuck here. Top tier.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2014, 12:04:41 AM
Sexy as fuck here. Top tier.

When you think away her love for dark meat :-X :D
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 06, 2014, 11:58:29 AM
gorgeous woman

(http://drop.ndtv.com/albums/ENTERTAINMENT/piranha-stills/1.jpg)
Absolutely.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Ugly on October 06, 2014, 02:46:01 PM
When you think away her love for dark meat :-X :D

Eesh. Didn't know.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2014, 02:50:18 PM
Eesh. Didn't know.

Now you know ;)

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/208102.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: 2Thick on October 06, 2014, 02:55:15 PM
Hell, by the time any of these broads are 21, who knows where the hell they've been and with whom? And if they're not famous, how do you even find out? And why even care unless you plan to marry her?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TEH boob on October 06, 2014, 08:13:51 PM
She has what we used to call "piano legs".  "We" being us older folk. ;)

She has ankles  ???
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2014, 11:26:41 PM
She has ankles  ???

Her calf to thigh ratio.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The Ugly on October 06, 2014, 11:28:39 PM
Mudsharking aside, chick's still pretty delectable.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 07, 2014, 05:13:37 AM
Mudsharking aside, chick's still pretty delectable.

One drop of oil ruins an entire water supply.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 07, 2014, 07:24:51 AM
One drop of oil ruins an entire water supply.

Word
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 07, 2014, 07:30:10 AM
Would give her a vicious down-dicking
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TEH boob on October 07, 2014, 12:43:16 PM
Her calf to thigh ratio.

Yeah, I see that. No knees, just straight up and down
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 07, 2014, 02:29:39 PM
(http://i58.tinypic.com/988wa8.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 07, 2014, 02:40:04 PM
for jeff and possibly dp :)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/68zi12.jpg)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/vevx41.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/s4p3f8.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/vo31w1.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/5efthe.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/148dxys.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/j9udex.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/jjmide.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: bradistani on October 07, 2014, 02:45:44 PM
for the rest of us :)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2lvbr84.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/t5sopl.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/iv8io1.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/de2u50.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/2ymaas4.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/et61pk.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/akygbr.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/1060vbn.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2q9fddg.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/eurejq.jpg)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TrueGrit on October 07, 2014, 02:47:34 PM
Would love to see her minge and asshole.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2014, 03:16:16 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411765010209_wps_30_OIC_XCLUSIVEPIX_COM_EXCLU.jpg)

I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.
(http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/catalog/images/detailed/5/TRV-SIC-11.gif)
she'll never drown
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Da Freak on October 07, 2014, 04:58:34 PM
Dave is very size-ably endowed I must say...
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Shockwave on October 07, 2014, 05:00:55 PM
Dave is very size-ably endowed I must say...
Hence why shes with him.

Mudshark size queen, she knows shes about to become a fat white chick, so shes jut embracing her destiny.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 07, 2014, 05:17:17 PM
for jeff and possibly dp :)


 :-X
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: hench on October 08, 2014, 02:43:35 AM
beautiful
for the rest of us :)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2lvbr84.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/t5sopl.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/iv8io1.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/de2u50.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/2ymaas4.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/et61pk.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/akygbr.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/1060vbn.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2q9fddg.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/eurejq.jpg)

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Costanza on October 08, 2014, 02:48:05 AM
gorgeous woman

(http://drop.ndtv.com/albums/ENTERTAINMENT/piranha-stills/1.jpg)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/197/247/Fap.gif)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Parker on October 08, 2014, 02:53:29 AM
Hence why shes with him.

Mudshark size queen, she knows shes about to become a fat white chick, so shes jut embracing her destiny.
I think it's more than that. Dude has a very confident air about himself, and has a good phyisque.
Looking at everything in totality. Could it also be that he is black, yes of course---but he's not some gangsta type, just some "bad boyish", yet confident dude...as they say, "he's got swag".
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 08, 2014, 09:15:04 AM
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks

it makes me mad as hell

Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: njflex on October 08, 2014, 09:23:11 AM
nice honey wagons on her  :o...
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TEH boob on October 09, 2014, 04:01:43 PM
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks

it makes me mad as hell



Lolololol
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 10:03:24 PM
Lolololol
it may be funny


but i think a lot of people feel the same way


Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Costanza on October 10, 2014, 02:34:18 AM
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks

it makes me mad as hell



You got a decent sized trouser snake on you Halo? (no homo)
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: TEH boob on October 11, 2014, 11:04:53 AM
it may be funny


but i think a lot of people feel the same way




That's like me saying, "i hate when people post women with huge boobies/asses/tinywaists"

Except I don't hate, I appreciate

In this area, you hold the opinion of a dateless rubenesque woman
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2014, 05:21:48 PM
people really ruin my day when posting huge cocks

it makes me mad as hell


why?

You can satisfy 99% of women with an average sized dick and some skill.

Hell, there are women out there who refuse to sleep with guys with huge dicks...
a friend of mine got rejected by 2 different chicks once they saw his dick, one said "uh, that wont fit. This isnt gonna work, sorry".

He said it was a massive blow to his ego. Lol.

You dont have to have a massive dick dude. You cant change it, let it go and focus on being good at what youre doing.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 05:24:03 AM
why?

You can satisfy 99% of women with an average sized dick and some skill.

Hell, there are women out there who refuse to sleep with guys with huge dicks...
a friend of mine got rejected by 2 different chicks once they saw his dick, one said "uh, that wont fit. This isnt gonna work, sorry".

He said it was a massive blow to his ego. Lol.

You dont have to have a massive dick dude. You cant change it, let it go and focus on being good at what youre doing.
because it would be real neato to have a monster cock to match the monster arms
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 12, 2014, 07:28:45 AM
Good, looks, physique and personality will get you a lot farther than a monster cock. Unless you have a micro penis.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 12, 2014, 08:30:41 AM
Good, looks, physique and personality will get you a lot farther than a monster cock. Unless you have a micro penis.

Not a single word about $$$ ?
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Shockwave on October 12, 2014, 08:47:23 AM
Not a single word about $$$ ?
that helps but isnt a requirement.

Money cant buy game and confidence... and money with a shitty guy will only get him gold digging wenches not worth his time.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 12, 2014, 10:06:50 AM
that helps but isnt a requirement.

Money cant buy game and confidence... and money with a shitty guy will only get him gold digging wenches not worth his time.

Wise words. I think it all depends on which type you're looking for.
Unfortunately this isn't a perfect world; the number of independent and non-materialistic women is limited.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: spiro on October 12, 2014, 12:26:16 PM
I have an average size sick never had a single complaint. Guys get too hung up on that shit. I blame porn for that. I slept with a lot of women especially and word got around and I slept with even more. As long as you don't have a 3-4 in her that would suck. 5.5 and over is sufficient. A girl that complains about that is trash anyways.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 12, 2014, 01:57:50 PM
I have an average size sick never had a single complaint. Guys get too hung up on that shit. I blame porn for that. I slept with a lot of women especially and word got around and I slept with even more. As long as you don't have a 3-4 in her that would suck. 5.5 and over is sufficient. A girl that complains about that is trash anyways.
Absolutely, it helps to have a magical long tongue and like to eat pussy.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 02:25:29 PM
Absolutely, it helps to have a magical long tongue and like to eat pussy.
that's so beta

you think a lion eat a lioness pussy ?


Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 12, 2014, 03:38:15 PM
that's so beta

you think a lion eat a lioness pussy ?





Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: Leatherneck on October 12, 2014, 07:18:31 PM
Being able to finish off a woman is vital. If your skill set requires 9 inches to achieve that then my guess is that you aren't trying hard enough.
Title: Re: Kellys on the market again.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 10:24:13 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!
if i eat a chocolate pussy once in a while

it is only because i happen to feel like it and it makes my dick harder, and for this i will even pay extra


the very thought of licking a womans pussy hole just to pleasure her it makes my stomach turn, especially if she in any way shape or form expects or even demands it