Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 01, 2014, 09:04:15 PM

Title: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 01, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
Ripped golfer Rory McILory shown here partying with a DLB type wig in red after winning the Ryder cup showing why he's the number one golfer in the world and Tiger Woods sporting bitch tits and is a fat tub of lard...Yet Tiger spends a lot more time in the gym then Rory.  :-\

(http://thegolfnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mcilroy-kilt.jpg)

(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2014/10/02/juajukwf8g.jpg)
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 01, 2014, 09:06:11 PM
Tiger destroyed more puss though.  Quantity and quality.  Who is the real winner?
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 01, 2014, 09:10:34 PM
Tiger destroyed more puss though.  Quantity and quality.  Who is the real winner?

Rory has quite the run going now. At age 24-25, I'd bet that Rory has destroyed way more chicks then Tiger did when Tiger was that age. It wasn't until Tiger started hanging with Michael Jordan that he started banging the hos. Rory is banging top notch models right now. Tiger was paying for club hookers. Tiger chick now has a face only a mother can love. Vonn's face is about a 6 1/2 out of 10. And 8 1/2 out of 10 on the mannish features scale...
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 01, 2014, 09:57:57 PM
Rory has quite the run going now. At age 24-25, I'd bet that Rory has destroyed way more chicks then Tiger did when Tiger was that age. It wasn't until Tiger started hanging with Michael Jordan that he started banging the hos. Rory is banging top notch models right now. Tiger was paying for club hookers. Tiger chick now has a face only a mother can love. Vonn's face is about a 6 1/2 out of 10. And 8 1/2 out of 10 on the mannish features scale...

While I agree that Vonn isn't exactly my cup of tea, I haven't forgotten about that exquisite Scandinavian broad Tiger used to bang.  His only mistake was putting a ring on it.  I swear, if I had Tiger's fame and money I'd bang so many whores that I would end up with Super AIDS inside of a year.

Rory seems like a good chap though.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 01, 2014, 10:00:35 PM
Ripped golfer Rory McILory shown here partying with a DLB type wig in red after winning the Ryder cup showing why he's the number one golfer in the world and Tiger Woods sporting bitch tits and is a fat tub of lard...Yet Tiger spends a lot more time in the gym then Rory.  :-\

(http://thegolfnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mcilroy-kilt.jpg)

(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2014/10/02/juajukwf8g.jpg)

I guess it doesn't matter that Tiger is about 13 years older.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Nick Danger on October 01, 2014, 10:00:41 PM
Rory has quite the run going now. At age 24-25, I'd bet that Rory has destroyed way more chicks then Tiger did when Tiger was that age. It wasn't until Tiger started hanging with Michael Jordan that he started banging the hos. Rory is banging top notch models right now. Tiger was paying for club hookers. Tiger chick now has a face only a mother can love. Vonn's face is about a 6 1/2 out of 10. And 8 1/2 out of 10 on the mannish features scale...

Nah, Woods signed with Nike at age 19...millionaires get chicks!
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 01, 2014, 10:01:57 PM
Nah, Woods signed with Nike at age 19...millionaires get chicks!

Whores attract.  Like a moth to the flame.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Ugly on October 01, 2014, 10:06:36 PM
I guess it doesn't matter that Tiger is about 13 years older.

Coach, which are most similar to athletes, golfers or bodybuilders?
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Bevo on October 01, 2014, 10:26:58 PM
Tiger destroyed more puss though.  Quantity and quality.  Who is the real winner?

Tiger can't interact with girls he doesn't have the social skills , just a dork who got rejected by girls until he got rich and famous. Nothing new
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 01, 2014, 10:27:17 PM
Coach, which are most similar to athletes, golfers or bodybuilders?

Golfers by far.

Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Var City on October 01, 2014, 10:28:57 PM
Golfers by far.



Da big holly C! Calln it like he seen it ! NAAAAAM sayn
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 01, 2014, 10:50:27 PM
Da big holly C! Calln it like he seen it ! NAAAAAM sayn

Do you even speak English? Try again.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Ugly on October 02, 2014, 12:24:11 AM
Da big holly C! Calln it like he seen it ! NAAAAAM sayn

Starting to think this is Joon. And maybe I got a li'l no-homo catfished.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Var City on October 02, 2014, 12:42:08 AM
Do you even speak English? Try again.

My bad. I was on ambien.

Not Junior. ^

Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Wiggs on October 02, 2014, 01:34:11 AM
Tiger has 14 Majors. End of thread.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Simple Simon on October 02, 2014, 01:36:09 AM
Tiger has 14 Majors. End of thread.
He has the good sense to stay away from minors.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 02, 2014, 04:35:15 AM
Golfers by far.



Walking 3 miles in 4 hrs and taking a break every few minutes to swing a stick which weighs about a pound is not my idea of a highly athletic sport.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: heenok on October 02, 2014, 05:04:01 AM
the "sport" of golf oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Simple Simon on October 02, 2014, 05:07:21 AM
My next door neighbour plays 18 holes every day, hes in his 70s.

What an athlete.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: SuperTed on October 02, 2014, 05:15:32 AM
Walking 3 miles in 4 hrs and taking a break every few minutes to swing a stick which weighs about a pound is not my idea of a highly athletic sport.

Burns as much calories as running a marathon though according to Coach. :D
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Simple Simon on October 02, 2014, 05:19:54 AM
Burns as much calories as running a marathon though according to Coach. :D

marathon 2500 cals depending on bodyweight
walking with clubs 1400 cals
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 02, 2014, 07:14:50 AM
Burns as much calories as running a marathon though according to Coach. :D

Now, what other "sport"could this man play at a high level?

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/9DD773FA-9301-4064-A572-E10BE436FB76_zps8nzcagna.png) (http://s95.photobucket.com/user/thinlizzy21/media/9DD773FA-9301-4064-A572-E10BE436FB76_zps8nzcagna.png.html)
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 02, 2014, 07:22:46 AM
While I agree that Vonn isn't exactly my cup of tea, I haven't forgotten about that exquisite Scandinavian broad Tiger used to bang.  His only mistake was putting a ring on it.  I swear, if I had Tiger's fame and money I'd bang so many whores that I would end up with Super AIDS inside of a year.
Rory seems like a good chap though.

That's the funny part.  Once you have access to the best pussy it changes what gets you off.  Apparently the seediest porn, like midgets, cuckold, gangbangs etc... are preffered more by the rich than the average person.  I guess fucking models can be boring and they look for excitment elsewhere.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Howard on October 02, 2014, 07:28:30 AM
Tiger has 14 Majors. End of thread.

Rory may be leaner now, but he's dressed like a woman with a red wig, hugging some older schmoe like a beta boy.
Tiger is chilling  out  fishing, being a real dude while  planning his next pussy assault.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: SuperTed on October 02, 2014, 07:33:17 AM
Now, what other "sport"could this man play at a high level?

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/9DD773FA-9301-4064-A572-E10BE436FB76_zps8nzcagna.png) (http://s95.photobucket.com/user/thinlizzy21/media/9DD773FA-9301-4064-A572-E10BE436FB76_zps8nzcagna.png.html)

Darts possibly? :D
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 02, 2014, 07:41:09 AM
Burns as much calories as running a marathon though according to Coach. :D

I dunno...maybe pick up a book and read something else besides Flex or M&F?
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 02, 2014, 07:43:08 AM
Walking 3 miles in 4 hrs and taking a break every few minutes to swing a stick which weighs about a pound is not my idea of a highly athletic sport.

Neither is lifting weights and donning a thong all oiled up.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Simple Simon on October 02, 2014, 07:43:45 AM
Neither is lifting weights and donning a thong all oiled up.
self loathing can be a bitch.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 02, 2014, 09:23:20 AM
That's the funny part.  Once you have access to the best pussy it changes what gets you off.  Apparently the seediest porn, like midgets, cuckold, gangbangs etc... are preffered more by the rich than the average person.  I guess fucking models can be boring and they look for excitment elsewhere.

x2, Just think of Dwight Howard w those high school girls.  It was the "forbidden fruit" aspect that attracted him
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 02, 2014, 09:28:32 AM
Neither is lifting weights and donning a thong all oiled up.

So, from an energy system standpoint, hitting a bucket of golf balls and working on your short game is more strenuous than a full body compound movement workout?
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 02, 2014, 09:48:15 AM
Tiger can't interact with girls he doesn't have the social skills , just a dork who got rejected by girls until he got rich and famous. Nothing new

I agree with this...I think that's why he married the super hot nanny. Rory on the other hand told the super hot tennis player to fuck off when it came down to getting married. No doubt Tiger regrets the fiasco that went down when he put a ring on the gold digging nanny.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 02, 2014, 09:50:56 AM
Tiger has 14 Majors. End of thread.

Yes true Tiger has 14 Majors. However Rory has 4 majors now in a time when it's never been harder to win Majors. Rory could possibly have 10 majors before his 30 birthday if he doesn't get married...
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 02, 2014, 12:45:12 PM
So, from an energy system standpoint, hitting a bucket of golf balls and working on your short game is more strenuous than a full body compound movement workout?

Think of it as more skill and propriocepion when on the golf course or driving range. But when I train golfers in the gym we stay more in ATP/CP/Glycolytic.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 02, 2014, 01:52:32 PM
Think of it as more skill and propriocepion when on the golf course or driving range. But when I train golfers in the gym we stay more in ATP/CP/Glycolytic.

I guess you can make the case that a fitter golfer is a better golfer, but, you don't have to be fit to be a good golfer. I, personally, know a fat, out of shape smoker who is a scratch golfer.

There's simply no point in the game where someone would find himself in oxygen debt.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 02, 2014, 02:43:06 PM
Ripped golfer Rory McILory shown here partying with a DLB type wig in red after winning the Ryder cup showing why he's the number one golfer in the world and Tiger Woods sporting bitch tits and is a fat tub of lard...Yet Tiger spends a lot more time in the gym then Rory.  :-\

(http://thegolfnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mcilroy-kilt.jpg)

(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2014/10/02/juajukwf8g.jpg)


Not according to Nike, bro.  No one can deny the fact that Tiger Woods is...err was a pussy wrecking machine.  This dude is worth almost a billion dollars and he was banging Waffle House broads in a church parking lot after tournaments.....only John Daly is better
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: WalterWhite on October 02, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
Gotta love John.

True getbigger.  :D
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 02, 2014, 04:34:51 PM
I guess you can make the case that a fitter golfer is a better golfer, but, you don't have to be fit to be a good golfer. I, personally, know a fat, out of shape smoker who is a scratch golfer.

There's simply no point in the game where someone would find himself in oxygen debt.

I agree, but 9/10 those are not one's walking the course. Gary Player was the first golfer to bring fitness into the golf game. Many people thought (and some still do) that just because you played a game that was deemed non-athletic that you didn't need to be really that fit and of course lifting weights was out of the question, much like when baseball coaches were telling players to not lift weights for fear of them getting too big and losing flexibility.

Now a days, if person was really serious about their golf game they will hire a trainer not only to add more power and flexibility but to reduce the risk of injury. If they can add more power it translates into more club head speed along with the improved flexibility. 90% of these young guys on tour are, in fact athletes and they freaking train like athletes and the health benefits are off the hook. If you follow golf like I do you know the story of Eric Compton and his three heart transplants. It's an amazing story.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: che on October 02, 2014, 05:34:46 PM


Now a days, if person was really serious about their golf game they will hire a trainer not only to add more power
::)


One of the most powerful swings in golf ,he drinks ,he smokes ,he's never worked out a day in his life, I hope this helps.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GlZe_COa3BQ/UTampJxp-3I/AAAAAAAAEfc/qhUrbKdMXQ0/s1600/cabrera002.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwS7qfzBHmQ/SY4OgbCx_9I/AAAAAAAAEmY/cH35xKk87mM/s400/AngelCabrera-sa.jpg)
(http://kosmixmedia.com/static/223ea863dfc2735e4795c11567da3340.jpg)
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 02, 2014, 06:06:18 PM
::)


One of the most powerful swings in golf ,he drinks ,he smokes ,he's never worked out a day in his life, I hope this helps.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GlZe_COa3BQ/UTampJxp-3I/AAAAAAAAEfc/qhUrbKdMXQ0/s1600/cabrera002.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwS7qfzBHmQ/SY4OgbCx_9I/AAAAAAAAEmY/cH35xKk87mM/s400/AngelCabrera-sa.jpg)
(http://kosmixmedia.com/static/223ea863dfc2735e4795c11567da3340.jpg)


Actually it doesn't. But thanks for playing.
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: WalterWhite on October 02, 2014, 06:29:07 PM
I agree, but 9/10 those are not one's walking the course. Gary Player was the first golfer to bring fitness into the golf game. Many people thought (and some still do) that just because you played a game that was deemed non-athletic that you didn't need to be really that fit and of course lifting weights was out of the question, much like when baseball coaches were telling players to not lift weights for fear of them getting too big and losing flexibility.

Now a days, if person was really serious about their golf game they will hire a trainer not only to add more power and flexibility but to reduce the risk of injury. If they can add more power it translates into more club head speed along with the improved flexibility. 90% of these young guys on tour are, in fact athletes and they freaking train like athletes and the health benefits are off the hook. If you follow golf like I do you know the story of Eric Compton and his three two heart transplants. It's an amazing story.

fixed
Title: Re: GOLFER RORY MCILROY DESTROYING TIGER WOODS
Post by: Juruth on October 02, 2014, 06:31:19 PM
Actually it doesn't. But thanks for playing.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/asexyservice/542d8e6bde5c8gOh5hFDH_D6QcXQSBX7zAKGd4xzfxkK_q6b-Q_200.jpg)