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Title: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: BayGBM on February 14, 2006, 02:44:24 PM
http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5

This just in:  my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits.  Say it isn't so.

We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise.  Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise.  Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.

Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits!
Post by: Bluto on February 14, 2006, 02:51:37 PM
next brad and jolie calls it quits

WHAT HAPPEND TO EVERLASTING LOVE  :'(
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: blinky on February 14, 2006, 05:35:14 PM
Katie finally found out what a nut job he is
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on February 14, 2006, 08:27:39 PM
he's gay
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Geo on February 14, 2006, 09:08:29 PM
http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5
This just in:  my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits.  Say it isn't so.
We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise.  Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise.  Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.
Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.

only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........




but thanx for the heads up anyways !
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: blinky on February 14, 2006, 09:14:33 PM
only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........
but thanx for the heads up anyways !

isnt 80% of the stuff on this board about what other people are doin :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: BayGBM on February 15, 2006, 03:18:09 AM
isnt 80% of the stuff on this board about what other people are doin :-\ ;D

Actually, it's closer to 90%.  :-\
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: blaster on February 15, 2006, 04:00:08 AM
only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........
but thanx for the heads up anyways !

I'm with u bro.

My gf is reading this and she cares. So, that's two people who care; a fag and a girl.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: w8tlftr on February 15, 2006, 06:03:51 AM
FREE KATIE!

RUN KATIE RUN

WHO FVCKING CARES?
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: HICKSON on February 15, 2006, 12:30:11 PM
Didn't she just have a kid w/ him? these fucking actors need to be tide and clipped!! another child put in the middle of bullshit... >:(
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Geo on February 15, 2006, 12:34:15 PM
Didn't she just have a kid w/ him?


it's official...........



ur a ~phag ~ !
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Dan-O on February 15, 2006, 12:39:27 PM
lolololz


I heard something about that on the radio this morning...

I remember hearing the hoopla about Tom's appearance on Oprah and how he gushed about Katie like a total idiot...  how he'd never been so in love, blah blah blah blah...  so being the cynical bastard that I am, I had to snicker at this new turn of events. :D
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Geo on February 15, 2006, 12:47:08 PM
it's ok if ya hear about it and snicker (you're not a fag)...........



dan-o gets a "fag waiver" on this one because he's cynical.........



saved by the snicker dan-o !
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: HICKSON on February 15, 2006, 01:26:22 PM
it's official...........
ur a ~phag ~ !

Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Dan-O on February 15, 2006, 01:28:10 PM

Dude....  just be sure to add that you're cynical and you snickered and it'll all be cool. ;)
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: HICKSON on February 15, 2006, 01:36:14 PM
whatever......
you both hurt my rainbow feelings any now I have brokeback envy....

damn you!!!!!!!!!
























FWIW I did eat a snicker.... ;)
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2006, 09:01:32 PM
http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5
This just in:  my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits.  Say it isn't so.
We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise.  Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise.  Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.
Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.

No way the kid's actually his. Word is, he plays for your "team", BayGBM.

www.tomcruiseisnuts.com
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on February 15, 2006, 10:09:29 PM
Screw them..what about the kid??
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Bluto on February 16, 2006, 01:59:44 AM
Word is he's been with some of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: BayGBM on February 16, 2006, 04:59:48 AM
No way the kid's actually his. Word is, he plays for your "team", BayGBM.
www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

And I suppose you are well in the loop on that kind of gossip?  I defer to your expertise  ;)
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on February 16, 2006, 08:56:23 PM
i've heard too many stories and rumors about tom cruise being queer. i really like him as an actor and i watch all his movies but i'm pretty sure he's queer. the stuff with katie holmes is too weird. he's being with her to show he's not gay and in exchange gives her a career. that's what happened with nicole kidman. i also heard that he was trying to go out with Sofia Vergara (dayum that woman got it goin on) but she wasn't down with the fake relationship thing.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: blaster on February 16, 2006, 09:08:21 PM
They were together at Kerry Packer's state funeral service in Sydney.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: HICKSON on February 17, 2006, 07:24:21 AM
i've heard too many stories and rumors about tom cruise being queer. i really like him as an actor and i watch all his movies but i'm pretty sure he's queer. the stuff with katie holmes is too weird. he's being with her to show he's not gay and in exchange gives her a career. that's what happened with nicole kidman. i also heard that he was trying to go out with Sofia Vergara (dayum that woman got it goin on) but she wasn't down with the fake relationship thing.

Naaa... being with a young bitch, it in turn thinks it keeps him young..
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on February 17, 2006, 04:17:27 PM
well he looks very young for his age.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Snotroot on February 17, 2006, 04:20:34 PM
Poor Dawson.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Bigger Business on October 06, 2006, 07:10:00 PM
read yesterday that Tom is encouraging Katie to stay out of the sun from now on

News flash for Tom...it wasnt the sun that made him fucking weird
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on October 06, 2006, 10:15:04 PM
well something else made him homo.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:21:48 PM
well something else made him homo.

He was married to Mimi Rogers in the late 80's(I think) and I read in an interview she said they only had sex 9 times in how ever many years of marriage.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Bigger Business on October 06, 2006, 10:31:55 PM
He was married to Mimi Rogers in the late 80's(I think) and I read in an interview she said they only had sex 9 times in how ever many years of marriage.

Dont suppose he was cheating do you?
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:32:57 PM
Dont suppose he was cheating do you?

maybe with Val Kilmer.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Bigger Business on October 06, 2006, 10:33:47 PM
maybe with Val Kilmer.

"So's my Johnson"
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:34:25 PM
"So's my Johnson"

Over my head.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on October 06, 2006, 10:36:26 PM
you got a johnson over your head?
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Bigger Business on October 06, 2006, 10:36:55 PM
Over my head.

classic line from topgun

I'm old

lol at Gib
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 06, 2006, 10:41:30 PM
He was married to Mimi Rogers in the late 80's(I think) and I read in an interview she said they only had sex 9 times in how ever many years of marriage.

wish I had a shot at Mimi Rogers . . . she has a super rack. still pretty spectacular even though she's old.

she and Kim basinger look amazing in Door in the Floor.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:41:47 PM
classic line from topgun

I'm old

lol at Gib

I'm old too. haven't seen the movie in a while though.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: gibberj2 on October 06, 2006, 10:43:25 PM
monster over rated movie. it's one of those movies that tries to convince people it's good because it has enough "cool" .
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:43:50 PM
wish I had a shot at Mimi Rogers . . . she has a super rack. still pretty spectacular even though she's old.

she and Kim basinger look pretty ravishing in Door in the Floor.
 

Not bad at all for an older lady

Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 06, 2006, 10:47:32 PM
 

Not bad at all for an older lady



lol, that was quick.

kim basinger is off the charts . . . she's in her fifties.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: danielson on October 06, 2006, 10:49:34 PM
She's not bad either....
Title: Re: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits?
Post by: venom gang.bronze on October 09, 2006, 09:00:30 PM
"So's my Johnson"
"talk to me goose!"