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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Royalty on October 05, 2014, 12:41:52 PM
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WTF?
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Rofl I hope he's got a brother called Roger
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Coulda named him Harry
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:D
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WTF?
LOL...that poor bastard.
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I'll bet Rusty is a nick name and not his given name.
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:D
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Coulda named him Harry
LOL
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lol
Better than Slimy or Nasty I suppose.
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Mike
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1108440073/Baby_Arm.jpg)
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His real name is Rusty Trombone. He changed it bc that sounded gay.
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I have a friend that I use to work with named Richard Swallow he went by Dick for short. He was a set up man at work and got paged all the time on the PA as "Dick Swallow" had a new guy ask me once if that was a joke or if there was really someone named Dick Swallow Hahahah
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Went to see a urologist in the 90's... the guys name was Richard (Dick) Handler. No joke.
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I'll bet Rusty is a nick name and not his given name.
Does it really matter at this point? ;D
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Down To The Old Pub Instead (Stephen Lynch)
Lad its your duty to find you a lass
With child bearing hips and a pink supple ass
And make her your wife
And lather her with love so true
Now some rivers run high
Some rivers run low and
Her river runs red and shes starting her flow
Ands its called menstraulation heres what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back her ovarian dams gonna burst
Son dont be afraid its a natural thing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her a string
And put the old linens ontop of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll retain her water her breast'll be tender
And every third word you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool
You'll only end up with a bloody old tool
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light and
Take off your hat and drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat
That'll give you the strength to get out of bed
And for irelands sake get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
Now the pub is the place where the lads are meeting
When the moon is full and the gals are a bleeding
The catholic the protestant the demon the pagan
And the pub is the place where your lady is raggin
So drink up your pint boys and thank your sam rocks
That as men folks that we dont haveta bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead