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Title: The Bull Diet
Post by: Skorp1o on October 07, 2014, 02:31:49 AM
As you know Bulls are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a hole in a human and all they eat is hay and grass, so if you want to "look like Bull", you have to "eat like Bull", so I present the Bull diet to turn you into a beast.

Breakfast
3 hours grazing in your local park.

Lunch
2 hours grazing at your mother in law's front lawn.

Dinner
3 hours grazing at your local football field.

(http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/imagebrokerrm-305/ptg01396699.jpg)

In my next instalment, the King Cobra diet.
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: Costanza on October 07, 2014, 02:36:57 AM
 :D
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: D.O.A. on October 07, 2014, 02:50:46 AM
As you know Bulls are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a hole in a human and all they eat is hay and grass, so if you want to look like a Bull, you have to eat like a Bull, so I present the Bull diet  to turn you into a beast.

Breakfast
3 hours grazing in your local park.

Lunch
2 hours grazing at your mother in law's front lawn.

Dinner
3 hours grazing at your local football field.

(http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/imagebrokerrm-305/ptg01396699.jpg)

In my next instalment, the King Cobra diet. Which will enable you to defeat your enemies in the cage with lightening speed and give you ability to spit venom into their eyes.
:D :D
and look at the size of the neck
solid post
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: SuperTed on October 07, 2014, 03:14:48 AM
The Blue Whale diet for ultimate mass:

4 tons of Krill a day
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: SquatsRule on October 07, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
I follow the brachiosaurus diet. It's a bitch getting all those leaves out of the trees.

Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: Rambone on October 07, 2014, 04:08:18 AM
Megalodon diet here. 1,000 grams of mercury a day and lots of seawater.


(http://www.badassoftheweek.com/megalodon4f.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: Royalty on October 07, 2014, 06:48:49 AM
this 2,400LB beast eats 40lbs of hay & oats per day...

Clydesdale
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: The Onion on October 07, 2014, 07:08:22 AM
Breakfast
3 hours grazing in your local park.

Lunch
2 hours grazing at your mother in law's front lawn.

Dinner
3 hours grazing at your local football field.
Cut that in half and add steroids and you got the DLB diet.
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: Hulkotron on October 07, 2014, 07:12:49 AM
I follow the brachiosaurus diet. It's a bitch getting all those leaves out of the trees.



Imagine the epic shits that brachosaurus must have taken :o

Truly a legendary performance
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: IronMeister on October 07, 2014, 07:18:38 AM
The Mudshark Diet

(http://www.thefishmap.com/images/fishtype/hexanchus-griseus-13147.jpg)
MEAL #1
Black cock's meat with cheap viagra.

MEAL #2
Washed old man's strudel with  a strawberry shampoo.

MEAL #3
Neighbor's dog  expired sausage.
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 07:20:32 AM
Very funny skorp very funny while you are talking shit you have serious bodybuilders eating vegetables, fruits, nuts and seeds and getting bigger and stronger everyday.
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: Royalty on October 07, 2014, 08:36:00 AM
Very funny skorp very funny while you are talking shit you have serious bodybuilders eating vegetables, fruits, nuts and seeds and getting bigger and stronger everyday.

Yesterday was October 6th.... the 2 month anniversary of your day of cowardice
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 09:51:41 AM
Yesterday was October 6th.... the 2 month anniversary of your day of cowardice

Dont worry I will make it up christmas I am in my bulking phase right now, I will be posting pictures at 280 pounds in december.
Title: Re: The Bull Diet
Post by: SquatsRule on October 07, 2014, 10:25:19 AM
Imagine the epic shits that brachosaurus must have taken :o

Truly a legendary performance

Imagine an entire herd of brachiosaurus shits. It's not something I'd want to be near on a hot summer day.