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Title: Need resume advice
Post by: MikMaq on October 07, 2014, 01:54:42 PM: Getbiggers help me get a job in higher finance.

Good shit you would mention about yourself in resume.

I'm assuming these are universal

1) familar with spending massive sums of money.
2) working in an environment where one is by far the biggest fella.
3) Capable of locating the filthy whore in the office, informing them they are whore and bedding them.
4) owning fellas just for the hell of it.
5) Knowledgeable on most high end cars.
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 02:03:31 PM: Quote from: Lungrenisback on October 07, 2014, 01:54:42 PM
Getbiggers help me get a job in higher finance.

Good shit you would mention about yourself in resume.

I'm assuming these are universal

1) familar with spending massive sums of money.
2) working in an environment where one is by far the biggest fella.
3) Capable of locating the filthy whore in the office, informing them they are whore and bedding them.
4) owning fellas just for the hell of it.
5) Knowledgeable on most high end cars.

This would be a fitting resume for a guy like yourself.

(http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/resume/funny%20job%20resume.jpg)
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 07, 2014, 02:13:01 PM: Be pro body bear (like midget L.P.) or marry rich whore (as Anal would say) ...........

:)
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: D-Cord on October 07, 2014, 02:13:37 PM: If you are ever serious about assitance with a resume and/or CV , there is help available ...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-resume/gold-coast/c18449l3006035
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: denarii on October 07, 2014, 02:25:01 PM: 100% sales. you dont want to be that guy with a clip board (skorp)
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: MikMaq on October 07, 2014, 02:54:57 PM: Quote from: DFord on October 07, 2014, 02:13:37 PM
If you are ever serious about assitance with a resume and/or CV , there is help available ...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-resume/gold-coast/c18449l3006035

I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: D-Cord on October 07, 2014, 05:00:52 PM: Quote from: Lungrenisback on October 07, 2014, 02:54:57 PM
I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.

Speak on initiatives you have spearheaded.
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: Nirvana on October 07, 2014, 09:37:28 PM: Quote from: Lungrenisback on October 07, 2014, 02:54:57 PM
I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.

300lbs with abs.
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: Mike on October 07, 2014, 09:48:13 PM: Quote from: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 02:03:31 PM
This would be a fitting resume for a guy like yourself.

(http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/resume/funny%20job%20resume.jpg)

This is clever and cheeky but the spelling/punctuation/grammar errors will be a deal killer for me!

Whenever I look at resumes I look at the small stuff; attention to detail is a very important attribute to have IMHO
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: catracho on October 07, 2014, 11:41:29 PM: I would focus on your ESP abilities! ;D
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: titusisback on October 08, 2014, 12:59:09 AM: Make sure to say you're a getbigger - but don't include your post count
Title: Re: Need resume advice
Post by: catracho on October 08, 2014, 01:03:33 AM: Quote from: titusisback on October 08, 2014, 12:59:09 AM
Make sure to say you're a getbigger - but don't include your post count

Better yet, Tell them you're a Mod, that's sure to get you to the from of the line!! ;D