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in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs
claim diabetus?
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just say thanks but no thanks cause im on a diet,period end of story
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just say thanks but no thanks cause im on a diet,period end of story
what for?
2014 new year eve prep
soon
bitches
muscles
glory
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that's what im saying,tell them no thanks and don't eat it,dont let no one dictate your diet bro
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hide in the toilet
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Bulimia?
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how do i cope with co workers and boss men bullying me into eating cake & drinks
You don't have a job.
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I remember when I was a youngster like u guys and looked like captain america ;)people where always trying to get me to eat pizza and cake at them parties,i got so tired of them asking id just walk around with food on my plate smiling but wouldn't eat it,this way they left me alone,then id hide walk to my car and suck down a quick can of tuna :D
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I would just have some, once in a while isnt going to make a scrap of difference.
If you are concerned about excess calories, just eat a bit less tomorrow.
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pull off your shirt, give em a front double bi, then a lat spread that wont soon be forgotten.
as the men turn red with jealosy and the women hide their smiles, throw the shirt on the table and say "thats what i think of your cake, lardasses"
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Just start masturbating when they ask you.
I guarantee they won't ask again.
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Just start masturbating when they ask you.
I guarantee they won't ask again.
worked everytime for me when I did it, I remember trying to explain that to the lady on the unemployment line tho ;)
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I don't get it. Just say no thanks.
Why do you care what they think?
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I don't get it. Just say no thanks.
Why do you care what they think?
Poor guy probably works in an office full of fat broads who could gang up and squash him.
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I would just have some, once in a while isnt going to make a scrap of difference.
If you are concerned about excess calories, just eat a bit less tomorrow.
yes.. and do some cardio. Regular cardio helps in weight control. Infact because i am always on the move i can eat more.
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Just say im not hungry..
Then do a most muscular followed by a abs shot..
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Rewatch the Seinfeld episode which featured this "dilemma" and lay off the weed for a while.
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he should watch the movie 'office space'
im always picturing leopold working in the same environment
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I remember when I was a youngster like u guys and looked like captain america ;)people where always trying to get me to eat pizza and cake at them parties,i got so tired of them asking id just walk around with food on my plate smiling but wouldn't eat it,this way they left me alone,then id hide walk to my car and suck down a quick can of tuna :D
Living the dream
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Tell them you got da beetus.
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whatever it takes
5% 8)
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I would just have some, once in a while isnt going to make a scrap of difference.
If you are concerned about excess calories, just eat a bit less tomorrow.
So you would submit to peer pressure and eat something that you dont want, I am not surprised you are a sissy after all.
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I just tell folks "no thanks" and move on. I honestly don't even notice "peer pressure" at all.
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in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs
claim diabetus?
I hate when that happens. Family functions are just as bad.
I've come to the conclusion the world is jealous and wants you to be a disgusting slob like the other 99.99999% of the population.
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Just tell them you're an autistic bodybuilder.
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Just tell them you're an autistic bodybuilder.
And training for a New Years Eve get the girls contest.
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guys ..........
since i am getting truly big.......
all these matters takecare of themselves
so at the party, i just stand around with a sparkling water while everybody is loading up on pizza and beer
nobody comments on fact i just drink water
front office clerk comes over and says "you are really jacked, you work out a lot?"
before i can answer, my boss says
"he is actually wearing XXL too... he dont workout or eat well, just big dude"
i say
"yeah man, people gotta accept what they look liek, no need for exercise and all that stuff"
me and my boss laugh (him a bodybuild too)
later fat husky sales manager tells my boss "do you basically just hire people based on muscularity ??? "
big
big
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guys ..........
before i can answer, my boss says
"he is actually wearing XXL too... he dont workout or eat well, just big dude"
& U tolerate his shitty comment ::)
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& U tolerate his shitty comment ::)
it was sarcasm
he also said to the clerk
"i am actually 3 percent bodyfat"
with 100000% serious expression
then after awkward silence laughed and said lowest he ever got was 10% but it didnt satisfy him because still no shrink wrapped look which requires also diuretic and more severe dieting. he said steroids are relatively safe, diuretic are not.
i pretend i dont know meaning of diuretic or other drugs he mentioned, i dont respond to it just look at one fine chinese intern chick in the distance with tiny feet
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it was sarcasm
he also said to the clerk
"i am actually 3 percent bodyfat"
with 100000% serious expression
then after awkward silence laughed and said lowest he ever got was 10% but it didnt satisfy him because still no shrink wrapped look which requires also diuretic and more severe dieting. he said steroids are relatively safe, diuretic are not.
i pretend i dont know meaning of diuretic or other drugs he mentioned, i dont respond to it just look at one fine chinese intern chick in the distance with tiny feet
classic comedy writing, I just hope its deliberate and you realise how funny they are.
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classic comedy writing, I just hope its deliberate and you realise how funny they are.
well it's a deliberate
but also a true story
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i inquired about the chinese chick who she is what she does
boss man explained she is from our chinese branch, here to learn the job properly
but he said there are rumours she might stay
i really wanted to get to know her
but i didnt want to put myself out there
so just enjoyed looking at her tiny body and feet
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well it's a deliberate
but also a true story
I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...
Think about it. ;)
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i pretend i dont know meaning of diuretic or other drugs he mentioned, i dont respond to it just look at one fine chinese intern chick in the distance with tiny feet
so U didn't score with her ?????????, ah those chings 'whores' .....
whats happen with thai ladyboy ?????
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I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...
Think about it. ;)
my life is boring as fuck bro
i just post the action on getbig
the rest is nothingness
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my life is boring as fuck bro
i just post the action on getbig
the rest is nothingness
Seriously?? "bro"??
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classic comedy writing, I just hope its deliberate and you realise how funny they are.
Halo is fucking hilarious
I can relate to so much of this when i worked in an office setting. Over weight female coworkers constantly trying to feed me junk, getting felt up by schmo managers and asked how much i bench (oh dear)..only difference is like a total douche i orderd a medium work polo to show off thé aesthetics 8)
Keep up the good work Halo
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Halo is fucking hilarious
I can relate to so much of this when i worked in an office setting. Over weight female coworkers constantly trying to feed me junk, getting felt up by schmo managers and asked how much i bench (oh dear)..only difference is like a total douche i orderd a medium work polo to show off thé aesthetics 8)
Keep up the good work Halo
LMAO!!
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I would just state "I am a bodybuilder".
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Just tell them that you live for bodybuild and aspire to become the next muscle freak.
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nobody has asked me how much i bench since i started juicing
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I would just state "I am a bodybuilder".
Never, I repeat never, say that to anyone who isn't a bodybuilder.
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i inquired about the chinese chick who she is what she does
boss man explained she is from our chinese branch, here to learn the job properly
but he said there are rumours she might stay
i really wanted to get to know her
but i didnt want to put myself out there
so just enjoyed looking at her tiny body and feet
But halo if you are shy to introduce yourself and talk to a female coworker in a casual office setting how are you going to hit on girls in da club. ???
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But halo if you are shy to introduce yourself and talk to a female coworker in a casual office setting how are you going to hit on girls in da club. ???
i was not shy of the girl
just didnt want all the haters see me make a move
i dont wanna get fired again so soon
first get coins for shiny benz
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Never, I repeat never, say that to anyone who isn't a bodybuilder.
This is very accurate
Reciting calorie counting and gym sessions split up according to muscle groups just gives the appearance of severe aspergers in the eyes of people not in the bodybuild community.
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nobody has asked me how much i bench since i started juicing
just perform 10 one arm push ups to impress other slavs ;)
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Almost all my coworkers know I competed and plan on competing this year again, so they all understand why I can't eat cake and go to their potlucks. The receptionist never asks me anymore if she should order pizza for me or offers me cookies. Its good to have coworkers who respect your decisions in life and don't try to derail you from achieving your goals :)
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Eat the whole cake
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Just touch your stomach and tell them you don't want to be shitting all over the place.
No one's going to give you a hard time after that.
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Tell them you have a gluten allergy, then start telling them how much better you feel since you stopped eating gluten. Guaranteed way to lose all friendly conversation with coworkers and will never be offered snacks again.
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Tell them you are a Jehovahs witness
Jovos dont have issues with regards to food but they wont risk asking.
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I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...
Think about it. ;)
:D
The voice-over has to be Samuel L. Jackson tho.
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:D
The voice-over has to be Samuel L. Jackson tho.
Brilliant! ;D ;D
Halo, you gotta do it. Only need 20 min per week.
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Brilliant! ;D ;D
Halo, you gotta do it. Only need 20 min per week.
Just clip tracks out of Pulp Fiction. Even as non-sequiturs it'll still be awesome...
Halo flexes and looks down at his 18s and then says "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"
Looking at his smedium coworker, he says, "why the fuck am I on brain detail? Get the fuck back here!"
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Lift your shirt and hit an ab shot and say I cant look like this eating that. Then drop your shirt and walk away.
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Tell them you are a Jehovahs witness
Jovos dont have issues with regards to food but they wont risk asking.
This is a good idea.
Will try this in all aspects of life.
Cuddling post coitus with strange whores comes to mind.
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Just clip tracks out of Pulp Fiction. Even as non-sequiturs it'll still be awesome...
Halo flexes and looks down at his 18s and then says "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"
Looking at his smedium coworker, he says, "why the fuck am I on brain detail? Get the fuck back here!"
HAHAHA! That would be perfect. Then he start quoting Samuel quoting bible verse's to the fat people in the office.
Halo, AJ already has half your script written for you. :D
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in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs
claim diabetus?
Go, take one bite and put your plate down or just decline the offer of cake. It's office politics. If you don't play, you will lose out in the end. All you need do really is show up, act witty, chatting it up with some folks....just small talk really, and leave saying you have another engagement. You don't need to stay until the party ends.
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Wise move sipping on the water.
Is all the food junk? No chicken breasts or steaks?
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in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs
claim diabetus?
Be a man and tell them you don't fuckng want any... My god your a sad little fuck
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I would actually watch a reality show starring you on YT. The catch is we never see your face, only your arms as you look down and occasionally flex them, and someone else could dub your voice to ensure anonymity. It would follow you throughout the day as you engage baby mama, fine young "hoes" at the club, you training as you shake your heads at the permabulkers, your work day and coworker with his smedium shirt, etc...
Think about it. ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
oh man
the other day "big farm boy" type permabulker tells me "it's pathetic dbs only go up to 60kg here ::) "
i say "ok so how many sets of how many reps you at?"
"i did 2 x 6 once"
oh boy ::)
i felt sorry for him, didnt want to shatter his dreams by telling them i lift them for 10 (far better form) reps no problem while he is 125kg permafatso
i just said "yeah ........ ::) "
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Wise move sipping on the water.
Is all the food junk? No chicken breasts or steaks?
only junk food and pastries, ice cream etc, beer a lot of beer, wine.....
enemies of progress i say
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classic comedy writing,
;D
x2
there's a nice chinese girl at my workplace too. conversation can be hard when you constantly have to think "is this sentence too confusing or..."
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i'm thinking about the fine chinese girl
well shaped legs, small short body, luxurious long shiny black hair, and tiny feet
i dont think she marriaged
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I hate when that happens. Family functions are just as bad.
I've come to the conclusion the world is jealous and wants you to be a disgusting slob like the other 99.99999% of the population.
Yngiwe how many Volts are you running your EMG's with? 9 or18?
Looking good in your Avi! :o
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Lift your shirt and hit an ab shot and say I cant look like this eating that. Then drop your shirt and walk away.
... Away to the basement to look at oily men online
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so U didn't score with her ?????????, ah those chings 'whores' .....
whats happen with thai ladyboy ?????
i was merely observing her, didnt find the right moment to approach her :'(
the thai lady, well after fucking her, i guess she went back to thailan, she said she was here to visit sister who marriaged a cuban
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Maybe this might help, in a way
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5961332 (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5961332)
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in this stupid faggotry after work obligatorty "party" in a few hrs
claim diabetus?
good idea actually. will use that lie myself next time 8) tnx
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i'm thinking about the fine chinese girl
well shaped legs, small short body, luxurious long shiny black hair, and tiny feet
i dont think she marriaged
don't do it. She will spray soy sauce in your eyes just before you get access to the pussy,.
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"Thanks, but I just ate" usually works.
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pull off your shirt, give em a front double bi, then a lat spread that wont soon be forgotten.
as the men turn red with jealosy and the women hide their smiles, throw the shirt on the table and say "thats what i think of your cake, lardasses"
Bump.
Woooshhhhhhh. TA NA KA
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could always just eat meat food items if available. Skip the drinks, it will lower your will to stay on proper diet.