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Title: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: denarii on October 11, 2014, 12:23:01 AM



Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: D.O.A. on October 11, 2014, 12:55:02 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html
she can still talk her way out of it.  ::)
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: True on October 11, 2014, 01:10:55 AM
There`s no limit to what these irrational sluts will do........... ::)

Stay single guys.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: denarii on October 11, 2014, 01:27:53 AM
 U can't make a Ho into a housewife
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: 240 is Back on October 11, 2014, 01:31:18 AM
You know you're ghetto if, your kid thinks his name is "little man" until he's 7 years old. 

Come on, you can admit if some of these aply to you.
How many getbiggers have had to open the car door in drive thrus because window didn't work?
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/youmightbeghettojokes.html
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: muscleman-2013 on October 11, 2014, 01:54:40 AM
Christianity clearly didn't work, that's why we needed this new society.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: heenok on October 11, 2014, 03:03:34 AM
lol at "bachelor parties"

white people of peace
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Royalty on October 11, 2014, 03:03:35 AM
Omg!!! Look at the related articles at the bottom of the page!

"Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee"
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Papper on October 11, 2014, 03:38:41 AM
Omg!!! Look at the related articles at the bottom of the page!

"Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee"

Lol!!!!!!
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: TrueGrit on October 11, 2014, 04:56:48 AM
Dirty bitch.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: denarii on October 11, 2014, 05:24:56 AM
If she got caught banging a midget stripper on her hen night,  imagine what she had gotten up to prior to that...
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2014, 05:34:47 AM
You know you're ghetto if, your kid thinks his name is "little man" until he's 7 years old.  

Come on, you can admit if some of these aply to you.
How many getbiggers have had to open the car door in drive thrus because window didn't work?
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/youmightbeghettojokes.html

No, but I've never owned a vehicle with those fancy new fangled electric windows!  If I want to rage out at the guy in the next lane I've got to do a furious winding motion first.  That's gotta get me an honorable mention at least.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: gmflex on October 11, 2014, 05:38:59 AM
What a slut.
Imagine as the kid grows older..
Mommy who is my daddy?
Well I only met your dad once..
At a very special party... he was a hardworking man...
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2014, 05:49:40 AM
Papa was a rollin' pebble.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: el numero uno on October 11, 2014, 05:54:05 AM
U can't make a Ho into a housewife

This. A cheating whore isn't going to change her ways just because you put a ring on her finger.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Wiggs on October 11, 2014, 06:12:27 AM
This thread has potential. Lol @ the coloring book and crayons article below. Poor little fella.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: TrueGrit on October 11, 2014, 06:56:38 AM
(http://www.beachersmadhouse.com/sites/default/files/beachers/17/2t.jpg)
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Royalty on October 11, 2014, 09:59:24 AM
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: anabolichalo on October 11, 2014, 10:01:49 AM
thats so thoughtful of the waitress to bring crayons

nobody ever brought me crayons as a kids
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: pedro01 on October 11, 2014, 10:02:48 AM
At some point, the husband is going to have to ask if the dwarf had a bigger cock than his.

It's going to eat away at him till he knows one way or the other.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: anabolichalo on October 11, 2014, 10:03:53 AM
At some point, the husband is going to have to ask if the dwarf had a bigger cock than his.

It's going to eat away at him till he knows one way or the other.
shit, it has already been eating away at me since i first opened the thread
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: heenok on October 11, 2014, 10:04:17 AM
thats so thoughtful of the waitress to bring crayons

nobody ever brought me crayons as a kids

maybe cuba isnt ready yet to bring crayon to kids to restaurants
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: anabolichalo on October 11, 2014, 10:06:11 AM
midgets creep me out tho


when i see one i look the other way and pretend it never happened
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
James Lusted

Oh ya.  Uh huh.  Baum chika bau bau.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: denarii on October 11, 2014, 10:23:07 AM
Here is a pic of the dwarf. He is a gypsy.

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01980/1D620_1980514a.jpg)
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 11, 2014, 10:24:21 AM
Christianity clearly didn't work, that's why we needed this new society.

Lol, oh brother.


I can't believe people actually think like that. I know you're being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Slapper on October 11, 2014, 10:32:21 AM
There`s no limit to what these irrational sluts will do.

What kills me isn't the fact that she had sex with someone else, it's that she had sex with a midget. And worst of all, she had unprotected sex with the little fella. The later is the real kicker.

Like you said, they see no limits.

 :o

I wonder how her father must be feeling.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2014, 10:38:49 AM
Can we account for Coach's whereabouts on the night in question?
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Rambone on October 11, 2014, 10:51:56 AM
lol at "bachelor parties"

white people of peace
Spanish people aren't white unless their last name is Zimmerman.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: TEH boob on October 11, 2014, 11:09:50 AM
You could say she got a "little" more than she asked for  ;)
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: funk51 on October 12, 2014, 06:34:51 AM
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.


looks like jerry mathers as the beaver...... golly wally....
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: funk51 on October 12, 2014, 01:08:57 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 12, 2014, 01:24:06 PM
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.



Harvester Inn, what a shithole.....no expense spared ;D
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: Rudee on October 12, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
Ah, the ever reliable and highly accurate Telegraph.co.uk.
Title: Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
Post by: alpha infidel on October 12, 2014, 06:51:17 PM
I would hit a midget

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Post by: Schnauzer on October 12, 2014, 07:12:27 PM
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