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Title: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 11, 2014, 06:21:59 AM
Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 11, 2014, 06:25:37 AM
Great tips for the enterprising getbigger.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 11, 2014, 06:33:41 AM
White people hiking in war zones.  Really?
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2014, 06:58:57 AM
Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.
Be polite, be cordial, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: _aj_ on October 11, 2014, 07:01:13 AM
Be polite, be cordial, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Rules of a Gunfight!

#1 Bring a gun. Bring lots of guns. Bring all your friends with guns.

(http://krisredbeard.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/rule11.jpg)
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Post by: Ken Fresno on October 11, 2014, 07:04:26 AM
Always masturbate before making a big decision.
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Post by: wolfrittner on October 11, 2014, 07:08:44 AM
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Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2014, 07:10:38 AM
Rules of a Gunfight!

#1 Bring a gun. Bring lots of guns. Bring all your friends with guns.

(http://krisredbeard.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/rule11.jpg)
Yes!

Wherever you are, plan to keep you back against a wall, keep a loose eye on everyone around you, always have multiple exfil strategies, and again, have a plan to kill every mthfcker in the building.

The common theme.here is to have a plan to kill everyone at all times.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: 240 is Back on October 11, 2014, 07:11:32 AM
Really, it's all about going where it's safe to go, and avoiding places where it's not safe.

Every time I hear about "undercover reporter killed while infiltrating syrian terror group", I shake my head.  It's their call.  They're trying to do something that'll get global attention, I get it.  The rush must be worth it.

And "hikers captured as spies along the North Korean border" is another laughable one.  Why would you get 1500 miles from any place run by a dictator like that?   I suppose the scenery on the border is just that good?

Stay where you're safe.  Venture elsewhere when you HAVE to.  Or at least accept you are willing to trade life for that rush.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: 240 is Back on October 11, 2014, 07:15:53 AM
Always masturbate before making a big decision.

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: che on October 11, 2014, 07:17:29 AM


Stay where you're safe.  

You're never safe
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Post by: HonestBob on October 11, 2014, 07:21:43 AM
Always masturbate before making a big decision.

Massive proponent of this.

Before any decision in fact.

Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2014, 07:26:21 AM
You're never safe
This.

Also, no rules in a street fight.

Rocks are harder than skulls.

Bullets are faster than fists

Etc etc etc
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 11, 2014, 07:27:47 AM
Yes!

Wherever you are, plan to keep you back against a wall, keep a loose eye on everyone around you, always have multiple exfil strategies, and again, have a plan to kill every mthfcker in the building.

The common theme.here is to have a plan to kill everyone at all times.

Haha, Ive been doing this since grade school.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 11, 2014, 07:32:19 AM
If you go swimming in the ocean don't splash around like a wounded seal
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: che on October 11, 2014, 07:41:33 AM
This.

Also, no rules in a street fight.

Rocks are harder than skulls.

Bullets are faster than fists

Etc etc etc
Also , apples can save your life  , once I destroyed this  big Indian dude's face  with apples , BTW  he was holding a knife .
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Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2014, 08:23:53 AM
Condoms and cannibalism.
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Post by: heenok on October 11, 2014, 08:27:03 AM
do your prayers and take your vitamins
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 11, 2014, 08:29:19 AM
Really, it's all about going where it's safe to go, and avoiding places where it's not safe.

Every time I hear about "undercover reporter killed while infiltrating syrian terror group", I shake my head.  It's their call.  They're trying to do something that'll get global attention, I get it.  The rush must be worth it.

And "hikers captured as spies along the North Korean border" is another laughable one.  Why would you get 1500 miles from any place run by a dictator like that?   I suppose the scenery on the border is just that good?

Stay where you're safe.  Venture elsewhere when you HAVE to.  Or at least accept you are willing to trade life for that rush.

"hikers along a border" is newspeak for intelligence agent.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: James28 on October 11, 2014, 09:54:52 AM
"hikers along a border" is newspeak for intelligence agent.

This. Always wondered why they lied. Nobody hikes there. Only spies.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 11, 2014, 09:57:22 AM
If Goodrum wants to rape your anus, just let him do it without resisting.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 11, 2014, 09:58:48 AM
avoid countries that are less than 99% white and christian
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 11, 2014, 11:20:15 AM
White people hiking in war zones.  Really?

These people are CIA. Every single one of them...
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 11, 2014, 02:23:48 PM
Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.

All big BS, be adventurous & live,eagle don't beg on the beach like seagull ............
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Post by: gracie bjj on October 11, 2014, 02:36:00 PM
common sense usually works for me most of the time, your inner voice knows best
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 11, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
common sense usually works for me most of the time, your inner voice knows best

Favela life style, no time to cry  ;)

Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: tu_holmes on October 11, 2014, 03:00:48 PM
Be like Bill and Ted and "Be excellent to each other"

Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2014, 03:03:02 PM
Hide in the firehouse toilets whenever multiple getbiggers assemble in one place.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: tu_holmes on October 11, 2014, 03:05:42 PM
Hide in the firehouse toilets whenever multiple getbiggers assemble in one place.

Oh brother. 2007 wants its slam back.

What's your name again?

I think mine is Tu Holmes.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 11, 2014, 05:06:00 PM
If you are thinking of arguing with the police, don't!  It will not end well for you.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: Mr. No on October 11, 2014, 07:07:48 PM
Always remember to never forget to always check your references.
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: wolfrittner on October 11, 2014, 07:26:06 PM
Be like Bill and Ted and "Be excellent to each other"


One of my favorite movies. Brings back great memories!
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 02:18:21 AM
If you are thinking of arguing with the police, don't!  It will not end well for you.
nothing good can come from it even if you dont get brutalised
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: jr on October 12, 2014, 02:52:26 AM
avoid countries that are less than 99% white and christian

Can you give examples of such countries?

Most western white christian countries have mass immigration of non-whites as standard policy.

Is mass immigration a method to weaken a countries national spirit to the point that it can be taken over by certain "elites"?
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 05:16:46 AM
Can you give examples of such countries?

Most western white christian countries have mass immigration of non-whites as standard policy.

Is mass immigration a method to weaken a countries national spirit to the point that it can be taken over by certain "elites"?
i think it is just leftist short term voting visions gone wrong

bring in all the animals and surely they will vote for the left  ???


too bad it's a legion of trojan horses and now everybody fucked in the rectal cavity
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 12, 2014, 05:19:21 AM
you survive by having fit and flexible muscles:


(http://i61.tinypic.com/200bp5y.jpg)
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: anabolichalo on October 12, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
you survive by having fit and flexible muscles:


(http://i61.tinypic.com/200bp5y.jpg)
epic 22-23" arms on the white guy

Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: BigRo on October 12, 2014, 05:30:57 AM
Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.


if keeping yourself constantly empty made you wise every wanker would be a sage
Title: Re: How to survive in todays world.
Post by: orion on October 12, 2014, 05:42:34 AM
epic 22-23" arms on the white guy



That's Eddie Robinson.
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Post by: kepler2008 on October 12, 2014, 12:14:07 PM
(http://images.forwallpaper.com/files/thumbs/preview/54/548381__wolf-in-sheep-s-clothing_p.jpg)