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Title: Swedish Recruitment Ad "Welcome to Our Reality"
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 11, 2014, 07:08:18 AM
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 11, 2014, 07:25:30 AM


the video should them fighting in some country over seas, whilst their women get fucked by some third world turd back home. They comeback and complain and then their women led feminist government orders them to bend over so they can be fucked up the arse. This would be a more realistic depiction.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Ken Fresno on October 11, 2014, 07:35:20 AM
The video should start with a recruiter telling them what a gucci, high speed baddass job they will be doing and then fast foward a year to show Pte Fucknuts as part of an extended line doing a litter sweep. In the rain. On a Saturday morning.

Or clambering aboard a coach at 0500 on a monday morning to go on exercise... only to still be parked in the same spot 6 hrs later and wondering if you could off yourself with blank rounds.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2014, 08:17:26 AM
The video should start with a recruiter telling them what a gucci, high speed baddass job they will be doing and then fast foward a year to show Pte Fucknuts as part of an extended line doing a litter sweep. In the rain. On a Saturday morning.

Or clambering aboard a coach at 0500 on a monday morning to go on exercise... only to still be parked in the same spot 6 hrs later and wondering if you could off yourself with blank rounds.
Baaahahahahaha!

I see some things are the some from country to country.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2014, 08:45:30 AM
The video should start with a recruiter telling them what a gucci, high speed baddass job they will be doing and then fast foward a year to show Pte Fucknuts as part of an extended line doing a litter sweep. In the rain. On a Saturday morning.

Or clambering aboard a coach at 0500 on a monday morning to go on exercise... only to still be parked in the same spot 6 hrs later and wondering if you could off yourself with blank rounds.

Yes, you can.  John-Erik Hexum, star of "Voyagers" (one of my fav TV shows as a little kid) died in 1984 after thinking it would be hilarious to play-shoot himself in the head with blanks.  One day on set he picked up a prop gun and yelled "Hey everyone watch this!"  And then he shot himself in the head.

So don't do that.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Ken Fresno on October 11, 2014, 09:26:45 AM
Baaahahahahaha!

I see some things are the some from country to country.

Yeah, I think being in the military of any country is 99% shit duties, 1% cool stuff.

Yes, you can.  John-Erik Hexum, star of "Voyagers" (one of my fav TV shows as a little kid) died in 1984 after thinking it would be hilarious to play-shoot himself in the head with blanks.  One day on set he picked up a prop gun and yelled "Hey everyone watch this!"  And then he shot himself in the head.

So don't do that.

I knew they could do damage, didn't know they were that powerful.  Probably one to remember when spending the whole of November under a poncho in rainy Wales.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Natural Man on October 11, 2014, 09:46:26 AM
wearing black camo in the snow?

Also isnt swedish youth like 60% muslim already? What's the point?
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Papper on October 11, 2014, 11:59:43 AM
there is no swedish army. we could be invaded by men in thongs even,...
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: tu_holmes on October 11, 2014, 12:04:53 PM
Yeah, I think being in the military of any country is 99% shit duties, 1% cool stuff.

Had a friend in the US Army who did almost nothing after boot camp. Once a week, maybe a Wednesday I think he said, they would set up the mobile air traffic control tower he worked in, power it up, make sure everything tested, turned it off, powered it down, and went back to doing nothing for the next week.

He said all he did was get drunk and do that once a week.

Don't know if that's indicative of anything at all, and I often thought he was full of it, but he swore up and down that it was all. he. did.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: The True Adonis on October 11, 2014, 12:09:32 PM
Had a friend in the US Army who did almost nothing after boot camp. Once a week, maybe a Wednesday I think he said, they would set up the mobile air traffic control tower he worked in, power it up, make sure everything tested, turned it off, powered it down, and went back to doing nothing for the next week.

He said all he did was get drunk and do that once a week.

Don't know if that's indicative of anything at all, and I often thought he was full of it, but he swore up and down that it was all. he. did.
LOL that sounds like the beginning of a great comedy movie. 
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: tu_holmes on October 11, 2014, 12:10:34 PM
LOL that sounds like the beginning of a great comedy movie. 

Stripes 2?

Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: The True Adonis on October 11, 2014, 12:10:53 PM
Stripes 2?


HAHAHAA YES!!!
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: G_Thang on October 11, 2014, 12:14:55 PM
(http://occidentinvicta.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/wimpy-swedes.jpg)

 :(

Arabs will control the country within 5 years.  Nordic disgrace!
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 11, 2014, 04:45:44 PM
wearing black camo in the snow?

Also isnt swedish youth like 60% muslim already? What's the point?

Has it become that bad?
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: TrueGrit on October 11, 2014, 04:47:38 PM
(http://occidentinvicta.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/wimpy-swedes.jpg)

 :(

Arabs will control the country within 5 years.  Nordic disgrace!

Swedish Ahmed forces in five years!
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: the trainer on October 11, 2014, 07:06:11 PM
This is more like it.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2SRW-S8-d1M/Ub3Cd9RKtsI/AAAAAAAACNc/w7tXKWu_o34/s1600/bodybuilding+soldiers.jpg)
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: The True Adonis on October 11, 2014, 07:13:45 PM
This is more like it.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2SRW-S8-d1M/Ub3Cd9RKtsI/AAAAAAAACNc/w7tXKWu_o34/s1600/bodybuilding+soldiers.jpg)
God, the stench in that room must be atrocious.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: catracho on October 11, 2014, 07:19:27 PM
there is no swedish army. we could be invaded by men in thongs even,...

 ;D ROTF
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: MAXX on October 12, 2014, 03:16:26 AM

the video should them fighting in some country over seas, whilst their women get fucked by some third world turd back home. They comeback and complain and then their women led feminist government orders them to bend over so they can be fucked up the arse. This would be a more realistic depiction.
good point

why fight for a country that lacks nationalism and national pride... no point really
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Rami on October 12, 2014, 03:48:24 AM
I bet the Swedish military is also vastly under equipped compared to the American, German, French and British military. Sweden today come across as a poor, former Soviet broke state. and a failed social experiment where most still believe they live in the most awesome country on earth.

This shit is bound to happen. They have begun a rough phase of awakening ( hopefully) now.

Even the government seem to live a fantasy of that Sweden is somehow relevant to the rest of the world, and that they can afford being a military power.

It's all pointing to a huge collapse in the future.

wearing black camo in the snow?

Also isnt swedish youth like 60% muslim already? What's the point?
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: _bruce_ on October 12, 2014, 05:33:02 AM
Swedish close combat weapon of choice - brown dildo.
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Ken Fresno on October 12, 2014, 06:53:52 AM
I bet the Swedish military is also vastly under equipped compared to the American, German, French and British military. Sweden today come across as a poor, former Soviet broke state. and a failed social experiment where most still believe they live in the most awesome country on earth.

This shit is bound to happen. They have begun a rough phase of awakening ( hopefully) now.

Even the government seem to live a fantasy of that Sweden is somehow relevant to the rest of the world, and that they can afford being a military power.

It's all pointing to a huge collapse in the future.


Ive been on exercise with members of the Swedish army and they seem to be well equipped. Generally Scandinavian troops come across as more intelligent and proactive than the UKs.   
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Bobby on October 12, 2014, 07:12:33 AM
I bet the Swedish military is also vastly under equipped compared to the American, German, French and British military. Sweden today come across as a poor, former Soviet broke state. and a failed social experiment where most still believe they live in the most awesome country on earth.

This shit is bound to happen. They have begun a rough phase of awakening ( hopefully) now.

Even the government seem to live a fantasy of that Sweden is somehow relevant to the rest of the world, and that they can afford being a military power.

It's all pointing to a huge collapse in the future.


They lost it completely, it will collapse eventually. It's simple economics; the ratio of taxpayers vs people on welfare.

Which one do you think all the "refugees" go into?... :-X
Title: Re: Swedish Armed Forces
Post by: Nirvana on October 12, 2014, 07:26:12 AM
(http://www.ehx.com/assets/blog/yngwie-malmsteen.jpg)